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Did'ya Hear? Michael Jackson Died
GQjock Posts: 6532
Jun 26, 2009 12:46 AM GMT
If I get one more Email asking if I heard that Michael Jackson died I'm gonna Scream Eeee....Heeee...Heeee

The only way I wouldn't have heard about it would be

..... If I had an acute new form of Scarlet Fever and woke up both blind and deaf this morning

...... If I had worn Green today and the American Contingent of Amadinejad's Republican guard took me in for a little tea and torture

..... or maybe by some weird cosmic fluke my chewable Flintstone Vitamin this morning was somehow laced with LSD and I've been trippin' out since 7



Jun 26, 2009 2:29 AM GMT
So, Joey, did you hear the news?
Delivis Posts: 1465
Jun 26, 2009 3:28 AM GMT
He was a ghoul before, surely he can raise himself from the dead and live as a zombie, surely!
TrowelMonger Posts: 897
Jun 26, 2009 3:40 AM GMT
It's sad to see him go. I came home and told my parents about 30 minutes ago and they hadn't heard.
SexySwimmer Posts: 461
Jun 26, 2009 4:32 AM GMT
yeah, there are several threads active in this and other forums, not to mention CNN, ABC, E-news Channel. RIP MJ.
Jun 26, 2009 5:20 AM GMT
what is this tea and torture you talk of and how does one partake of such an activity??? if of course one was so inclined to such things.. obviously to which I personally am not, of course, it's for a friend see..
CuriousJockAZ Posts: 4922
Jun 26, 2009 5:22 AM GMT
Michael Jackson died???? Get out!!!!
Jun 26, 2009 5:40 AM GMT
Freddo Posts: 236
Jun 26, 2009 5:41 AM GMT
No, who is that?
Jun 26, 2009 5:54 AM GMT
Sad he was a great talent- too bad he had a facination with pre pubescent boys. His kids will hopefully not see that side!

I wonder if he ever read The Catcher in the Rye?? If he was innocent I think he was like Holden, the main character of the book. Why why would a 36 year old man want 12 year old boys in his bed. I know he missed his childhood and had an abusive dad, but something bad probably happened to him as a kid.
GQjock Posts: 6532
Jun 26, 2009 1:01 PM GMT
Last account I heard .......

He was still dead

Keep me posted
1969er Posts: 991
Jun 26, 2009 1:39 PM GMT
GQjock saidLast account I heard .......

He was still dead

Keep me posted

Or as The Onion posted "The last living part of him died"
Jun 26, 2009 1:45 PM GMT
Now I know how my mom felt when Elvis disappeared. Died. I mean died.
Jun 26, 2009 9:10 PM GMT
He was murdered, the doctor that did it, is at large
jc_online Posts: 432
Jun 26, 2009 9:18 PM GMT
Poor Farrah. She had her death upstaged by the King of Pop.
Jun 26, 2009 9:30 PM GMT
MikemikeMike saidSad he was a great talent- too bad he had a facination with pre pubescent boys. His kids will hopefully not see that side!

I wonder if he ever read The Catcher in the Rye?? If he was innocent I think he was like Holden, the main character of the book. Why why would a 36 year old man want 12 year old boys in his bed. I know he missed his childhood and had an abusive dad, but something bad probably happened to him as a kid.


why does a 60 year old man want an 18 or 20 year old in his bed?
Jun 26, 2009 9:31 PM GMT
masculine31 saidHe was murdered, the doctor that did it, is at large



http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/latest/5162312/michael-jackson-muslim-report/

A conspiracy perhaps. ^^^^

RIP MICHAEL
coolarmydude Posts: 3873
Jun 26, 2009 9:36 PM GMT
This will likely be another OJ-trial-tabloid-drama story, I guarantee it.
Jun 26, 2009 9:39 PM GMT
jc_online saidPoor Farrah. She had her death upstaged by the King of Pop.


This is not funny bro...We will miss them both, very dearly
Jun 26, 2009 9:41 PM GMT
MikemikeMike saidSad he was a great talent- too bad he had a facination with pre pubescent boys. His kids will hopefully not see that side!

I wonder if he ever read The Catcher in the Rye?? If he was innocent I think he was like Holden, the main character of the book. Why why would a 36 year old man want 12 year old boys in his bed. I know he missed his childhood and had an abusive dad, but something bad probably happened to him as a kid.


It's also too bad that so many people have a fascination with that totally false allegation.
GQjock Posts: 6532
Jun 26, 2009 10:14 PM GMT
Uh - oh Jackson's own private Dr was present when he Died?

and they just impounded this Dr's car?
They are also floating allegations that he was hooked on pain pills?

Adding up to a drug induced cardiac even if you ask me

News at 6:30


Jun 26, 2009 10:23 PM GMT
I can only imagine that in some place some where Ed McMahon just said "Heeeeeeeere's Michael".
GQjock Posts: 6532
Jun 26, 2009 10:28 PM GMT
Coroner just made a Statement that they will require Toxicology exams
that will take 4 to 6 weeks to complete

News in July .................... Maybe August