Michael Jackson Jokes (crude, but funny. If you don't like sick death-jokes, pass on by, don't e-mail me, you were warned!)

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    Jun 26, 2009 7:17 PM GMT
    What's your best Jackson joke? Here are a few I've been texted just today...

    Michael Jackson's last request was to be cremated and his ashes placed inside an Etch-a-Sketch so little children can keep playing with his knob.

    Since he was 99% plastic, Michael will be melted down and made into Legos, so children will keep playing with him.

    In his memory, Kmart is having a special sale: All little boys pants are half off.

    Farrah Fawcet died and went to Heaven. A few days later God walked by and asked her how she was doing, was there any thing she wanted. Farrah said she wanted all children on Earth to be safe.
    Michael died that instant.
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  • Delivis

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    Jun 26, 2009 7:18 PM GMT
    Hahaha, fantastic.
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    Jun 26, 2009 7:21 PM GMT
    Farrah Fawcet died and went to Heaven. A few days later God walked by and asked her how she was doing, was there any thing she wanted. Farrah said she wanted all children on Earth to be safe.
    Michael died that instant.

    Awesome!
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    Jun 27, 2009 1:15 PM GMT
    One more:

    Michael Jackson died from food poisoning.

    He was found with 12 year old nuts in his mouth.
  • TallGWMvballe...

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    Jun 27, 2009 5:00 PM GMT
    OMG.... funny but there have to be more
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    Jun 28, 2009 11:58 PM GMT
    Reports that Michael Jackson has died of a heart attack in his home are untrue… He actually died having a stroke in the children’s ward.

    I heard Michael Jackson died of food poisoning from eating a 5 year old wiener.

    Michael Jackson’s death has now been ruled a suicide. Apparently doctors told him that the only way he could get whiter is if he died.

    It has been released that MJs last wish was that he wants to be melted down and made into a slide so kids can go down on him forever.


    If you are offended, ..Im sorry. I didnt know this site revolved around you. Ill try and post only things that you like from now on. If anyone thinks Im being a racist, Im dating a black guy so dont even think about it. To the people that think Michael Jackson jokes are racist. WTF? You can NOT be serious. I almost fell out of my chair when I read that. So then I guess Farrah Fawcet jokes are racist to white people. And I love a good queer joke/cracker joke. Maybe we should start a thread.
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    Jun 29, 2009 11:31 AM GMT
    ScottPensacola said And I love a good queer joke/cracker joke. Maybe we should start a thread.


    What's a queer gotta do to get a good joke around here? icon_lol.gif

    But...are there any cracker jokes?? "A cracker walks into a bar, has a beer and then goes home to his wife." See? Bleeh.icon_neutral.gif
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  • HndsmKansan

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    Jun 29, 2009 11:40 AM GMT
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  • MikePhilPerez

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    Jun 29, 2009 1:43 PM GMT
    This thread speaks volumes about those that posted here.
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    Jun 29, 2009 1:50 PM GMT
    MikePhilPerez saidThis thread speaks volumes about those that posted here.


    you just posted here




    oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh SNAP!
  • MikePhilPerez

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    Jun 29, 2009 2:35 PM GMT
    Fable said
    MikePhilPerez saidThis thread speaks volumes about those that posted here.


    you just posted here




    oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh SNAP!



    I mean about what they say in their posts.

    Why do you feel you always have to try and get the better of me?

    Lets face it, you never will icon_lol.gif

    As for Michael Jackson, may he rest in peace.

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    Jun 29, 2009 2:51 PM GMT
    MikePhilPerez said

    I mean about what they say in their posts.






    Go back and learn to read. You were warned in the heading. icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jun 29, 2009 3:47 PM GMT
    hahaha I coughed up strawberry milk while reading this.
  • torontoguy222...

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    Jun 29, 2009 3:52 PM GMT
    omg lol, these are horribly funny. i almost feel bad laughing.
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    Jun 29, 2009 4:09 PM GMT
    What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne waits until you're 13 to come on your face.
  • MikePhilPerez

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    Jun 29, 2009 6:05 PM GMT
    StudlyScrewRite said
    MikePhilPerez said

    I mean about what they say in their posts.






    Go back and learn to read. You were warned in the heading. icon_rolleyes.gif


    Get the balls to show your face before you start giving me orders. OK?

    Do any of you, have any respect for the dead?
  • Delivis

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    Jun 29, 2009 6:12 PM GMT
    MikePhilPerez said
    StudlyScrewRite said
    MikePhilPerez said

    I mean about what they say in their posts.






    Go back and learn to read. You were warned in the heading. icon_rolleyes.gif


    Get the balls to show your face before you start giving me orders. OK?

    Do any of you, have any respect for the dead?


    Do you realise not everyone has the strange taboo of joking about the dead? Some people and some cultures do exactly this sort of thing to commemerate the dead. Stop being disrespectful and putting us down for laughing at the dead! icon_smile.gif
  • MikePhilPerez

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    Jun 29, 2009 6:23 PM GMT
    Delivis said
    MikePhilPerez said
    StudlyScrewRite said
    MikePhilPerez said

    I mean about what they say in their posts.






    Go back and learn to read. You were warned in the heading. icon_rolleyes.gif


    Get the balls to show your face before you start giving me orders. OK?

    Do any of you, have any respect for the dead?


    Do you realise not everyone has the strange taboo of joking about the dead? Some people and some cultures do exactly this sort of thing to commemerate the dead. Stop being disrespectful and putting us down for laughing at the dead! icon_smile.gif


    The only one putting you down is yourselves. You need no help from me with that.

    Last time I saw this kinda thing was among some immature teenagers.

    If you think what is being said here, is commemorating the dead, then you need to look up the meaning of the word.
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    Jun 29, 2009 6:35 PM GMT
    Mike, why dont you just behave the way you want to behave and let others do what they want? If you are offended by such jokes, dont read the thread.
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    Jun 29, 2009 7:07 PM GMT
    Caslon11000 saidMike, why dont you just behave the way you want to behave and let others do what they want? If you are offended by such jokes, dont read the thread.


    David, you could apply that logic to many threads on RJ. One thing I have learned is, if you post something on a public forum, you have to be prepared for anything.

    BTW, I have requested that this thread be pulled
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    Jun 29, 2009 7:17 PM GMT
    Leave MikePhil alone, guys. He's obviously never dealt with a death before. I've seen more than my share and after living with a ER trauma nurse for 10 years found that you learn to cope in your own way. He can't help it, bless his heart.
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    Jun 29, 2009 7:26 PM GMT
    StudlyScrewRite saidLeave MikePhil alone, guys. He's obviously never dealt with a death before. I've seen more than my share and after living with a ER trauma nurse for 10 years found that you learn to cope in your own way. He can't help it, bless his heart.


    Sorry to inform you, but I have.

    If your way of dealing with death is by being disrespectful to the person that died, then you have some issues that need to be dealt with.

    And yes, leave MikePhil alone. He has the balls to show his face around here.
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    Jun 29, 2009 7:31 PM GMT
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    Caslon11000 saidMike, why dont you just behave the way you want to behave and let others do what they want? If you are offended by such jokes, dont read the thread.


    David, you could apply that logic to many threads on RJ.

    Indeed, one could. So what do you suggest? That RJ pull every thread that someone doesnt approve of. .....Or, if you dont like a thread, you could just avoid it. There you go. You dont get offended and the others get to post what they want. Problem solved. But I expect that that wont satisfy you. You're offended, so by golly, nobody can read them.

  • Delivis

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    Jun 29, 2009 7:32 PM GMT
    MikePhilPerez said
    Caslon11000 saidMike, why dont you just behave the way you want to behave and let others do what they want? If you are offended by such jokes, dont read the thread.


    David, you could apply that logic to many threads on RJ. One thing I have learned is, if you post something on a public forum, you have to be prepared for anything.

    BTW, I have requested that this thread be pulled


    Oh great. Another one of those people who are determined to be offended and determined to make sure everything he is offended by gets censored. You are not showing any balls or courage by being around here, just childish immaturity. If you dont like what is here, stop looking at it.
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    Jun 29, 2009 7:42 PM GMT
    All blah. Let's get on with the good jokes. You have to read this one aloud though.

    Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
    A: Get out of my sun!