All I can think is OUCH and how do you explain that to your dr or 911?
Oh, if that is real you can bet it is a 911 call and not a leisurely trip to the doctor. That was quite the pool of blood on the floor in the first 2 minutes.
What do I think about it? (the OP's question.) I think that he was smart to try to get the largest pieces out before standing up and shredding his innards. I think that "waddling" over to the phone might have been a better bet and I am pretty positive that while this may have been his first experience with something shattering I think we can rest assured this was not the first thing he has taken rectally. I am also positive that he would make an excellent drug runner shoving a few KG of coke where most security agents would prefer not to look...
MunchingZombie saidYou are all grossed out now. But one day that man will use that talent to save a school bus full of children. You just wait.
I have seriously been rolling this over in my mind for a few minutes now... I think I need and explanation of HOW?!? I don't doubt you for a second that he may use this talent to save that bus load of kids- I just need to know what catastrophe he will save them from?