Please Pray for my Sanity

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    Nov 21, 2007 6:44 PM GMT
    I'll be at Moms for Thanksgiving.
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    Nov 21, 2007 6:50 PM GMT
    Don't believe in prayer. Besides if there really was one of those god thingies don't you think he's got enough football games and sporting events to choose winners for?

    If someone loses a game because god was listening to a prayer for you you'll have a lot of fans to answer to, mister.

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    Nov 22, 2007 12:24 AM GMT
    Sanity is someone's hunch, and you don't have to go there.
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    Nov 22, 2007 12:28 AM GMT
    Not much a praying man anymore, but good luck!
  • HndsmKansan

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    Nov 22, 2007 12:45 AM GMT
    I have great confidence that you will be fine Chaser... Have a great Thanksgiving!

    Remember your mother won't be around forever......
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    Nov 22, 2007 1:05 AM GMT
    Damn, Kansas, what a mother-like thing to say!
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    Nov 22, 2007 2:09 AM GMT

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    Nov 22, 2007 2:18 AM GMT
    I did stand up and join him... Aero, je t'aime

    Best wishes chaser! And prayer at LEAST has a placebo effect, so go for it!
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    Nov 22, 2007 5:05 AM GMT
    Smile a lot, say as little as possible, and keep "I Will Survive" playing in your brainicon_smile.gif

    Feel for ya!
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    Nov 22, 2007 6:31 AM GMT
    If all else fails, marvel how one dinner can last a lifetime, ha!

    But seriously, good luck.
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    Nov 22, 2007 6:43 AM GMT
    Oh for FUCK'S sake... Grow a pair and deal with it!
  • Squarejaw

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    Nov 22, 2007 6:44 AM GMT
    In "Now Voyager" after Bette Davis went from mousy and timid to strong and fabulous, she deflected her evil mother's barbs by laughing and saying, "Oh, mother, there's no one like you."
  • Squarejaw

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    Nov 22, 2007 6:45 AM GMT
    Okay, in a two lines of text I managed to work in Bette Davis, makeovers, and mother issues (without veering off topic). I win "Gayest Thanksgiving Post EVER."
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    Nov 22, 2007 7:02 AM GMT
    I debated; I giggled...but, what the's the holidays. get yourself two wrist-snapping-red-rubber-bands, and when that Mom gets to snap that wrist-snapping-red-rubber-band, and remind yourself that you're choosing to live, instead of die, and that someday, you won't be a fat, depressed, self-centric, negative, person. Some day, you'll be able to be positive, people will like you, and you'll get hot guys. Now, get to snapping.

    Every time that chocolate cake with extra icing doused in non-dairy whipped topping calls your name...snap that wrist-snapping-red-rubber-band, and think how next year at this time you could be a so-much better person. Now, get to snapping.

    Buy a whole bag of those rubber bands, if you need to; take control; quit wallowing and think about NEXT YEAR at this time; you hopefully won't need any red rubber band next year.

    Prayer, and false belief systems has nothing to do with your mom, nor with pudgy fingers going after more food. That's all about mind control...your mind over those pudgy fingers. Now, get to thinking. Get into the game to win, instead of being a loser. This site is, after all "Real Jock." Get snapping; get thinking; get with the program and start being a winner. We all got our drama, now go take charge, and tell yourself that next aren't going to be a fat, depressed pig...take THIS PLAN..execute it..and WIN.
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    Nov 22, 2007 7:03 AM GMT
    icon_biggrin.gif I love it
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    Nov 22, 2007 7:14 AM GMT
    icon_twisted.gif Would you prefer...

    Jengu - (Sawa) deity of water spirits (also, the name for the water spirits themselves)
    Mami Wata - Goddess of Beauty (one of the water spirits); Accompanied by a snake and wealth.
    Waaq - (Ororomo) Single supreme and universal deity (creator of day and night)
    Amlak (Ethiopian)
    Jah - A name for God (Rastafari)
    Ngai - Supreme god, lives on the holy mountain Kirinyaga (Mount Kenya). (Maasai)
    Mwari - (Shona people of Zimbabwe)
    Nyadenga - (Shona people of Zimbabwe)
    Musikavanhu - "The Creator" (Shona people of Zimbabwe)

    Altjira - God of Dreams
    Anjea - Fertility goddess
    Bagadjimbiri - Two brothers and creator gods
    Baiame - God of rain
    Bamapana - A trickster god who causes discord
    Banaitja - A creator god
    Bobbi-Bobbi - Supernatural being who lived in the heavens in the Dreamtime
    Bunjil - The supreme god, represented as an eagle
    Daramulum - Son of Baiame
    Dilga - Goddess of fertility and growth
    Djanggawul - Three siblings, two female and one male, who created the landscape of Australia
    Eingana - Creator goddess
    Galeru - A rainbow snake who swallowed the Djanggawul
    Gnowee - A solar goddess
    Julana - A lecherous spirit who surprises women
    Julunggul - A rainbow snake goddess
    Karora - A creator god
    Kidili - Ancient moon-man
    Kunapipi - Mother goddess (patron deity of heroes)
    Mangar-kunjer-kunja - Lizard god who created humans
    Numakulla - Two sky gods who created all life on Earth
    Pundjel - Creator god
    Ulanji - Snake-ancestor of the Binbinga
    Wawalag - Sisters who were daughters of Djanggawul
    Wuriupranili - A solar goddess
    Yurlungur - Mythological copper snake

    Azeban - trickster
    Bmola - bird spirit
    Gluskab - kind protector of humanity
    Malsumis - cruel, evil god
    Tabaldak - the creator
    Gitche Manitou - Great Spirit

    Chalchiuhtlicue - Goddess of lakes and streams
    Cinteotl - God of maize (corn)
    Coyolxauhqui - Goddess of the moon
    Ehecatl - God of the wind
    Huehueteotl - God of the hearth, the fire of life
    Huitzilopochtli - God of the sun, fire, and war
    Ilamatecuhtli- Goddess of the earth, death, and the milky way.
    Itztlacoliuhqui-Ixquimilli - God of hard stone
    Mayahuel - Goddess of maguey
    Mictlantecuhtli - God of death
    Ometeotl - God/dess of heaven
    Quetzalcoatl - God of the breath of life
    Tepeyollotl - God of earthquakes
    Tezcatlipoca - God of discord
    Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli - God of dawn
    Tlaloc - God of rain and lightning
    Toci - Goddess of earth
    Tonacatecuhtli - God of food
    Xipe Totec - God of spring
    Xochipilli - Flower god
    Xochiquetzal - Love Goddess

    Apo - mountain god
    Apocatequil - god of lightning
    Chasca - Goddess of dawn, twilight, and Venus
    Coniraya - moon god
    Ekkeko - god of hearth and wealth
    Illapa - weather god
    Inti/Punchau - sun god
    Kon - god of rain and wind from the south
    Mama Allpa - multi-breasted fertility Goddess
    Mama Cocha - Goddess of sea and fish
    Mama Pacha - dragoness fertility Goddess
    Mama Quilla - moon Goddess
    Mama Zara - Goddess of grain
    Manco Capac
    Pacha Kamaq - creator god
    Pariacaca - water god
    Supay - god of death
    Urcaguary - god of metal and jewels
    Viracocha - creator of civilization

    Ah Kin - solar god
    Bacabs - gods of the four directions
    Balam - protective jaguar gods
    Chaac - rain god
    Gukumatz - feathered serpent god
    Itzamna - founder of the Maya culture
    Ixchel - jaguar goddess of midwifery
    Xbalanque and Hunahpu - Maya Hero Twins
    Yum Caax - god of wild plants and animals

    Abellio - god of apple trees
    Agrona - a British Goddess of strife and war
    Alaunus/Fin - god of the sun, healing, and prophecy
    Ambisagrus - god of thunder and lightning
    Ancamna - a Gaelic-Roman water Goddess
    Andarta - a Gaelic warrior Goddess
    Andraste - a Celtic Goddess thanked by Boudica for victories against the Romans
    Anextiomarus - a British equivalent of Apollo
    Artio - Goddess of the bear
    Aveta - Goddess of female-fertility, childbirth and midwives, also associated with all fresh water.
    Belatu-Cadros - a British war god
    Belenus - "Shining One", associated with fire and healing
    Belisama - goddess connected with lakes and rivers, fire, crafts and light, consort of Belenus
    Borvo - deity was associated with mineral springs, hot springs and healing
    Bridget (goddess) she was know to make iga laugh
    Camma - hunting goddess
    Camulus - god of war
    Cernunos - horned nature god associated with produce and fertility
    Cissonius - equivalent of mercury, probably a god of trade and protector of travellers
    Cocidus - god of war, hunting, forests, groves and wild fields
    Condatis - associated with rivers and healing
    Coventina - Goddess of wells and springs
    Dagda - supreme god of Irish mythology (always referred to as "the Dagda")
    Damara - British fertility Goddess
    Danu - the mother of the gods, other spellings are Dana, Ana, Anu
    Dewi - an old Welsh God
    Dylan Ail Don - Welsh sea God, brother of Lleu
    Epona - Goddess of horses, donkeys and mules
    Fagus - god of beech trees
    Glanis - a Gaelic healing god
    Grannus - god of the sun, healing and mineral springs
    Loucetios - a war and thunder god
    Manannan mac Lir
    Maponos - god of youth
    Morrigan - war Goddess (always referred to as "the Morrigan")
    Nantosuelta - Goddess of fire and fertility
    Nemain - war Goddess
    Nemetona - Goddess of temples and sacred groves
    Ogma - god of scholars, education, writing and eloquence
    Rhiannon - Goddess of the moon
    Robur - god of oak trees
    Rosmerta - Goddess of fertility and abundance
    Rudianos - Gaelic war god
    Segomo - Gaelic war god
    Sirona - healing deity, associated with healing springs
    Smertrios - Gaelic war god
    Sucellus - Gaelic god of agriculture, forests, and alcoholic drinks
    Sulis - Goddess of spring water
    Tamesis - Goddess of water
    Taranis - god of thunder

    Eostre, Goddess of spring
    Fríge, counterpart to the Norse Frigg. Friday comes from her name.
    Ingui Fréa, counterpart to the Norse Frey
    Seaxnéat, the founder of the Saxon race
    Thor, the same god as the Norse deity of the same name. Thursday comes from his name.
    Tiw, counterpart to the Norse Tyr. Tuesday comes from the name of this god.
    Wéland, counterpart to the Norse Volundr
    Wóden, counterpart to the Norse Odin. Wednesday comes from the name of this god.

    Baldr - God of radiance, peace, and rebirth. Consort: Nanna
    Borr - Father of Óðinn, Vili and Ve. Consort: Bestla
    Bragi - God of poetry. Consort: Iðunn
    Búri - The first god and father of Borr.
    Dagr - God of the daytime, son of Delling and Nótt.
    Delling - God of dawn and father of Dagr by Nótt.
    Eir - Goddess of healing.
    Forseti - God of justice, peace and truth. Son of Baldr and Nanna.
    Freya - Goddess of fertility, wealth, love, beauty, magic, prophecy, war, battle, and death. Consort: Óðr
    Freyr - God of the masculine virility. Consort: Gerð
    Frigg - Goddess of marriage and motherhood. Consort: Óðinn
    Fulla - Frigg´s handmaid.
    Gefjun - Goddess of fertility and plough.
    Hel - Queen of Hel, the Norse underworld.
    Heimdallr (Rígr) - One of the Æsir and guardian of Ásgarð, their realm.
    Hermóðr - Óðinn's son.
    Hlín - Goddess of consolation.
    Höðr - God of winter.
    Hœnir - The silent god.
    Iðunn - Goddess of youth. Consort: Bragi.
    Jörð - Goddess of the Earth. Mother of Þórr by Óðinn.
    Kvasir - God of inspiration.
    Lofn - Goddess of love.
    Loki - Trickster and god of mischief, strife and fire. Consort: Sigyn (also called Saeter)
    Máni - God of Moon.
    Mímir - Óðinn´s uncle.
    Nanna - An Ásynja married with Baldr and mother to Forseti.
    Nerþus - A goddess mentioned by Tacitus. Her name is connected to that of
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    Nov 22, 2007 7:17 AM GMT
    ROFL. Intellect. Go figure.

    JUST FYI...I'm going to be on my couch, or at the gym for Thanksgiving. If you folks want to pray for me...well, fuck. pray away, otherwise, just send money. ROFL@!!!!
  • HndsmKansan

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    Nov 22, 2007 8:22 AM GMT
    Well in Wichita, the YMCA's are only open from 7-11 a.m., but I'll be there and will have a very reasoned amount at the family Thanksgiving table. Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
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    Nov 25, 2007 11:58 PM GMT
    Are you still SANE! My question is if your know it's going to be stressful, why did you go?

    You are a grown ass man!