I just got rear ended

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    Jul 02, 2009 4:25 AM GMT
    I rear-ended a car this morning.
    So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got
    out of his car.
    You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things
    just seem funny?
    Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!
    He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT
    HAPPY!!!'
    So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

    And then the fight started.....




    Probably old and you've all heard it, but, I wanted to post it icon_smile.gif
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    Jul 02, 2009 4:34 AM GMT
    http://www.instantrimshot.com/
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    Jul 02, 2009 4:35 AM GMT
    xrichx saidhttp://www.instantrimshot.com/


    hehehehe I've never been more amused by a little red button
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    Jul 02, 2009 5:21 AM GMT
    Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!
    He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT
    HAPPY!!!'


    hey pal the correct term is Little People.. havent you watch TLC?? icon_cool.gif
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    Jul 02, 2009 5:24 AM GMT
    tereseus1 saidYeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!
    He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT
    HAPPY!!!'


    hey pal the correct term is Little People.. havent you watch TLC?? icon_cool.gif
    key detail conducive to the joke.. thank you..
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    Jul 02, 2009 5:32 AM GMT
    lilTanker saidI rear-ended a car this morning.
    So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got
    out of his car.
    You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things
    just seem funny?
    Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!
    He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT
    HAPPY!!!'
    So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

    And then the fight started.....




    Probably old and you've all heard it, but, I wanted to post it icon_smile.gif



    OMG! you funny crass bastard! so which of the other 6 was he? ROTFLMAO!!!! So did he punch you in the knees or swing up and hit you in the balls? LOL!!!icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_eek.gif
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    Jul 02, 2009 9:01 AM GMT
    lilTanker saidI rear-ended a car this morning.
    So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got
    out of his car.
    You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things
    just seem funny?
    Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!
    He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT
    HAPPY!!!'
    So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

    And then the fight started.....




    Probably old and you've all heard it, but, I wanted to post it icon_smile.gif


    You bitch////LOL////


    He's going to sue your ass sumthing fierce!
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    Jul 02, 2009 9:11 AM GMT



    GURL, YOU SO CRAZY
  • Timbales

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    Jul 02, 2009 11:17 AM GMT
    I love that joke.
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    Jul 02, 2009 12:11 PM GMT

    That wasn't funny. That wasn't even in the same zip-code as funny.

  • HndsmKansan

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    Jul 02, 2009 12:14 PM GMT
    I was going to make a "WIZARD OF AHS"... joke featuring the "little people"... LOL LOL LOL

    eh liltanker???

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    Jul 02, 2009 12:25 PM GMT
    I feel so guilty I laughed at that, but unexpected jokes do that to me, no matter how un-PC.

    But only after first anticipating one of 2 things when I read the thread title: either you'd had a car accident, which would make me distressed for you, or else you just had a bumping of a different sort, which would make me quite happy for you.
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    Jul 02, 2009 4:15 PM GMT
    *blinks* icon_eek.gif