Your Fly Is Open

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    Jul 06, 2009 12:44 AM GMT
    Do you tell a stranger that his fly is open? Or do you let the poor slob go on his merry way without saying anything?

    I tell them.........hey...you never know.
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    Jul 06, 2009 1:01 AM GMT
    I would tell a guy. It's the nice thing to do.

    Funny thing happened the other day..

    I was sitting and waiting in a lobby. I saw a big fly head straight for my head, so I ducked down a little. And that's when I noticed that my fly was open. Strange coincidence. icon_lol.gif
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    Jul 06, 2009 1:06 AM GMT
    I'll tell a gay guy w/o reservation.
    A str8 guy?
    No.
    It would just reinforce his notion that gay guys are always thinking about his crotch.
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    Jul 06, 2009 1:15 AM GMT
    please do since I free ball at times in my shorts...it's just so fricken hot...I NEED FUCKIN AIR!!
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    Jul 06, 2009 1:19 AM GMT
    mystic_man saidplease do since I free ball at times in my shorts...it's just so fricken hot...I NEED FUCKIN AIR!!


    ...um, that isn't an elephant trunk that you breath through, is it? and well, I would likely tell you after I had a nice "show"... LOL!!!
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    Jul 06, 2009 1:20 AM GMT
    Beaux saidI'll tell a gay guy w/o reservation.
    A str8 guy?
    No.
    It would just reinforce his notion that gay guys are always thinking about his crotch.



    TRUE! Hello...I'm REALLY gay! icon_wink.gif
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    Jul 06, 2009 1:29 AM GMT



    Yep. Kind thing to do...and how you tell 'em just as important. lol
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    Jul 06, 2009 1:30 AM GMT
    Yeah, I'd tell him. I wouldn't even hesitate about something like that.
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    Jul 06, 2009 1:34 AM GMT
    Seriously, Its not a "gay thing or a straight thing", its a decent thing.....hell yes, tell the guy!

    If its "mystic-man" just have some fun with it before you tell him! LOL!
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    Jul 06, 2009 2:15 AM GMT
    Well, if you wanna be subtle about it, and I mean really subtle, you point to the guy (not to his crotch) and you say "Woe is me!"

    In the best case scenario the guy's associative memory will kick in and he will recognize that the completion of that phrase is "...for I am undone." This perhaps works best if you're both in church, because you're quoting from Isaiah 6:5.

    The more likely scenario is that the guy will give you a confused "WTF?" look.

    On second thought, the guy WILL give you a confused "WTF?" look.

    Disclaimer: I am an atheist.
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    Jul 06, 2009 2:19 AM GMT
    Sporty_g said
    mystic_man saidplease do since I free ball at times in my shorts...it's just so fricken hot...I NEED FUCKIN AIR!!


    ...um, that isn't an elephant trunk that you breath through, is it? and well, I would likely tell you after I had a nice "show"... LOL!!!


    then u will do what with it??
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    Jul 06, 2009 2:21 AM GMT
    funny...I do un zipp when I want someone to notice and TELL me....good way to get a date...HAAAAAAA
    AHHHHHH
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    Jul 06, 2009 4:15 AM GMT
    Yea, I do all the time with no hesitation. I would want someone to tell me.
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    Jul 06, 2009 4:27 AM GMT
    Like from the movie Super Troopers...(if i remember correctly)

    point and say "what, are ya sellin' hot dogs?"
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    Jul 06, 2009 4:54 AM GMT
    Beaux saidI'll tell a gay guy w/o reservation.
    A str8 guy?
    No.
    It would just reinforce his notion that gay guys are always thinking about his crotch.


    but we are, most of the time, lol
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    Jul 06, 2009 4:57 AM GMT
    my fly is always open for unknown reasons icon_sad.gif my bf says I do it on purpose! what the hell????
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    Jul 06, 2009 4:58 AM GMT
    No.

    I also don't bother telling my 91 yr old grandmother her dress is tucked into the back of her pantyhose, while wearing her chicken coop shoes to town.

    I'm a terrible person.
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    Jul 06, 2009 5:09 AM GMT
    zotamorf62 saidWell, if you wanna be subtle about it, and I mean really subtle, you point to the guy (not to his crotch) and you say "Woe is me!"

    In the best case scenario the guy's associative memory will kick in and he will recognize that the completion of that phrase is "...for I am undone." This perhaps works best if you're both in church, because you're quoting from Isaiah 6:5.

    The more likely scenario is that the guy will give you a confused "WTF?" look.

    On second thought, the guy WILL give you a confused "WTF?" look.

    Disclaimer: I am an atheist.


    This made me laugh hahhaa
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    Jul 06, 2009 8:22 AM GMT
    adaminmarietta said
    Beaux saidI'll tell a gay guy w/o reservation.
    A str8 guy?
    No.
    It would just reinforce his notion that gay guys are always thinking about his crotch.


    but we are, most of the time, lol

    heh heh...okay, if he has a shirt wiener, that's point-and-laugh material there.
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  • GQjock

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    Jul 06, 2009 12:15 PM GMT
    Hehe ....

    A 70 year old patient told me this joke

    A man goes to a movie theater with his chicken
    and asks for 2 tkts
    The counterman looks at him and tells him - You can't bring in that chicken
    The man protests but the counterman says No Way can you bring in that animal into the theater

    So The man goes around the corner
    Stuffs the chicken into his pants and goes back and buys a tkt and goes in

    He sits dow in the middle of the theater and starts watching the movie
    Two old ladies sit down next to him

    After awhile it starts getting hot and the chicken starts to move around
    The man opens his fly to give it some air

    Soon one old lady taps the other on the shoulder
    That man next to me has something sticking out of his fly

    The other old lady frowns and says
    Ugh, You Just have ignore someone like that

    To which the original old lady says ....... But it's eating my popcorn
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    Jul 06, 2009 12:26 PM GMT
    Tell him his fly is open. It's a little awkward but you'd want people to do the same.
    I once made a court appearance, complete with a bench conference, only to find afterwards that guess what was also in evidence.
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    Jul 06, 2009 12:46 PM GMT
    Yes. Bluntly, no hedging, no acting embarrassed and shiz, no pointing and smiling. I don't really think it's a big deal. Shit happens. icon_surprised.gif

    In all the times I've told a guy his fly was open, only a couple or so acted embarrassed and/or overly defensive. The rest just zip up and say thanks.

    It helps to just say it in a straightforward manner. If you act like it was something to be ashamed of, of course the guy will hate your guts. icon_lol.gif
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    Jul 06, 2009 12:58 PM GMT
    I was at a distant courthouse doing some research awhile back and one lady I had gotten to know said one day "Your barn door is open".
    I really didn't hear her because I was concentrating on reading a deed. Then she rolled her eyes and said "My God, you're not gonna zip up, are you?"
    I zipped up hurriedly, then said in a smart-ass voice "Did you see my stallion?"

    She says as she left the room "Nope. Just a broken down Shetland pony"
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    Jul 06, 2009 1:14 PM GMT
    StudlyScrewRite saidI was at a distant courthouse doing some research awhile back and one lady I had gotten to know said one day "Your barn door is open".
    I really didn't hear her because I was concentrating on reading a deed. Then she rolled her eyes and said "My God, you're not gonna zip up, are you?"
    I zipped up hurriedly, then said in a smart-ass voice "Did you see my stallion?"

    She says as she left the room "Nope. Just a broken down Shetland pony"


    I got a laugh out of that. LoL.

    I'll tell someone that his fly is open but it depends on how good looking he is then I will choose how I tell him. If he's so-so to unattractive I'll usually use the "XYZ" approach. eXamine Your Zipper. Or the barn door one.

    If he's on the plus side of so-so to attractive I'll just outright tell him or be a little discreet about it.