Would you share your most bizarre first date experience

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    Nov 24, 2007 12:49 AM GMT
    I met this guy online, he said he was very much straight acting, and want to make sure I'm no fem. which I assure him i'm not. Thought he seem alright from photo and can carry a conversation, I never took anything serious until after the friendship developed. I usually don't turn down anyone, and give everyone a chance to be friend.

    So we arrange to meet, he turn out to be one of the biggest fem guy i've ever met. No problem with fem, but it's the lie, and it's the attitude that comes along with it that I dislike. He's not the best looking guy i've dated, but for sure he act like he's a model who grace my life with his presence.

    the first thing he told me, as he dangle his cigarette between his well balanced gesture, is he want to make sure I don't touch him! I was like, what? He said he know many guys would just want him so bad, that he afraid they would lost control with him so close. that being blond, he's very much desirable among the gays...
    I mean, it was not said with any hint of humor, just plane truth on his side.

    I stared at his overweight, pimply face, I was like.... with my jaw dropped, and can't find a response without insulting him... so i kept my mouth shut and entertain his company and never bother to contact him again.



  • zakariahzol

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    Nov 24, 2007 2:03 AM GMT
    I remember the Obsenewish and Ronald McDonald combination. I cant remember if it their first date, though.
  • Timbales

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    Nov 24, 2007 2:05 AM GMT
    well, you've got to admire his self-confidence?
  • liftordie

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    Nov 24, 2007 2:14 AM GMT
    oh have i got one for you!! but it is going to have to wait til i come back from gym. shoulders tonight and i cant let my neck get small. but i promise to spill my guts later!!
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    Nov 24, 2007 2:18 AM GMT
    icon_lol.gif I don't know, I think it's going to be very hard to find someone with a more bizarre experience than OW's...
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    Nov 24, 2007 2:24 AM GMT
    Gosh, maybe ow will tell us. I haven't heard it.
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    Nov 24, 2007 3:06 AM GMT
    You can read about OW and The Ronald here:

    http://www.realjock.com/topic/37097/
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    Nov 24, 2007 3:10 AM GMT
    If anyone can top OW's story about Ronald McDonald, then I'm the King of Siam! 'Course I am very curious now about liftordie's...

    The only story I have that is even remotely "bizzarre" was when I met up with a guy in NYC whom I knew to be about ten years my senior... which was not the problem, mind you. The problem was that he wouldn't stop commenting about it and just couldn't let it go! For eample: Spider Man 2 had just come out, and he asked me if I'd like to go. I said, "Sure that'd be fun.' He said, "Yeah, seems like a great movie to take a kid to see."

    Whatta loser... hot body, but a real loser.

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    Nov 24, 2007 3:38 AM GMT
    This really isn't mine--it, uh, happened to a friend.

    Met this guy at an art gathering and seemed like an interesting guy. Good looking, good job, common interests....okay. He asked me..I mean my friend..out and they went to an art opening at a gallery in Soho. His personality became...odd. He kept saying, "oh, you're so sexy..you're so great...I'm so lucky to be here with you" etc etc. All nice things to say but a bit over the top. Fine. Speak to people, see the exhibit go to dinner at a small intimate NYC restaurant where the tables are all shoe-horned in together.

    First, he won't stay on his side of the table--again, odd but okay. The waiter asks him to move back to his side of the table (thank you) and there is still the whole litany of "you're so hot, sexy, smart..etc". You're at the point where you just want the date over. He orders mussels. Fine. On about his second mussel he looks across the table and says, "I'm choking!" My friend says, "you can't be choking if you can talk. Just relax and swallow." He then stands up--throwing back his chair-- and yells to the restaurant, "I'M CHOCKING! I'M DYING!" A woman two tables (or about 4 inches) down grabs him from behind and he spits a mussel about the size of a fist onto the table. He then turns to the Hemlich (i am not sure of the spelling here) woman and says, "you saved my life! I will try to live a good life and make you happy that you saved it." (eyes rolling from across the table) He goes to the men's room to clean up and comes back to the table. He looks across the table and says, "You didn't believe me." er....what!?!? "I was dying and you didn't help me. YOU ARE EVIL AND A BITCH!" He stands up--again throwing his chair back-- and continues to yell, "YOU WILL BURN IN HELL FOR NOT HELPING ME. FUCK YOU, BITCH!!". He then leaves the restaurant giving his former "you're so sexy" dinner companion the finger on the way out.

    The incident continues in the restaurant as everyone is now involved. The manager comps the whole meal.

    The kicker--mussel boy calls the next day to say he had a great time and would love to do it again.



  • liftordie

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    Nov 24, 2007 4:45 AM GMT
    ok chatted with a guy on bigmuscle.com for months before he moved here. physcially my type. age 42. good i think. we agree to meet for a nice dinner. i know he drinks and so do i so i suggest a great restaurant here far from the strip known for their extensive wine list. literally 100's to choose from. we agree to meet at 7:30. i show up and he is already standing outside the restaurant waiting. in cargo shorts, gym shoes, no socks, and a tshirt that said RSVP VACATIONS 2002 across the front of it. i am sure 5 yrs ago when he bought it it was white. not so much now. i am wearing jeans a button down shirt and my favorite boots. he says to me..'oh ur wearing jeans' i am like 'yeah i am' thinking, this is DINNER. so we go to the hostess and she asks us if we would like to sit inside or outside on their patio. i almost said, 'we should sit outside since he is obviously dressed for a picnic' but NO i don't. i refrain. we sit at our table and the server brings us the wine list and the dinner menu. i order a glass of riesling and my wonder date orders a diet coke. HUH??? i think ok whatever. so she brings my wine and his diet coke and i swear to god the glass was about 8 inches tall and held about a half a gallon of soda. i said to him....'wow that is the size of a BIG GULP' and he replies...'HUH??' i turned to the server, a very pretty college age girl and said...'Do me a HUGE favor....u see this glass...pointing to my wine...NEVER let it be empty!! the dinner lasted about an hour and 20 minutes which is time i will never get back again. cant dress appropriately-strike one. no sense of humor-strike two. we go to leave and i go to shake his hand in the parking lot and he hugs me instead and tries to kiss me. he assumes we are having dessert. um were we sitting at the same table???? if i want dessert....i will stop at Dairy Queen on my home!!! as a matter of fact...i think i did!!!!!!!!!!
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    Nov 24, 2007 5:00 AM GMT
    Timo, that one was really good, I think it kinda top OW's. although OW is still great! just make me wanna order a big mac and Mcfuck.
  • Squarejaw

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    Nov 24, 2007 5:04 AM GMT
    I went to dinner with a cute guy who turned out to be a kept boy. He spent the evening complaining his sugar daddy wasn't buying him enough stuff and bitching about how tough his life is: "I have to watch porn to stay hard when he blows me, and it's like he's OFFENDED by that!"
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    Nov 24, 2007 5:06 AM GMT
    liftordie, he sounds like a good old country boy never been to town before. don't you have the desire to train him like the movie "my fairlady"?

  • liftordie

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    Nov 24, 2007 5:20 AM GMT
    actually born and raised in san diego. so no i am not gonna do a fixer upper! i date 40 somethings cuz i hope they know better.
  • Timbales

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    Nov 24, 2007 5:25 AM GMT
    liftordie, that's not really bizzare, just unfortunate
  • liftordie

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    Nov 24, 2007 5:28 AM GMT
    i know but i felt i had to contribute!! lol
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    Nov 24, 2007 5:33 AM GMT
    Squarejaw
    what was that keptboy thinking when he date you? he want 2 sugar daddys? my goodness, I can't even get one.
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    Nov 24, 2007 8:00 AM GMT
    I was around 29 when this happened. My roommates were worried that I wasn't dating anyone and decided to set me up on a blind date. I don't do blind dates... but then they told me he had been a quarterback on the local college football team, so I figured, what the hell? So the day before the date, he calls me and we talk... and he tells me "Make sure you dress for dinner tomorrow night, ok?" I agreed and naturally assumed he was taking me somewhere really nice... so I go out and buy a new outfit appropriate for dinner at a 5-star restaurant.

    The next night, he picks me up at my apartment. He's well built, actually, too well built. He's commenting on how hot I look all the way to the car, and then starts telling me all about his college football days, how expensive the 'roids he still does are and his new business. And then he pulls up at Taco Bell, tells me to order from the Value menu and how glad he was that I didn't look like I ate much. I'm pissed, but hungry... so we get our food and he drones on and on about how much money he makes while we eat. On the way home, he drives out of his way to the lake, backs the car between some trees and I hear the zipper. He said I owed him for dinner and starts waving something the size of a clitoris... and I got out and walked 8 miles home. There was no second date... icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Nov 24, 2007 8:37 AM GMT
    My first bizzare 1st date, one of many, but this one sticks in my head. I meet this guy, at the bar, and he invites me to dinner at his house. I go over,the next night. But he wants sex 1st.( in his bedroom) Well, as we proceed to endulge, someone walks in. Its his wife and kid, and I actually have to hide outside,on the patio,in the snow, in the middle of january. I dressed and left, and I didn't even get a cup of coffee.
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    Nov 24, 2007 10:38 AM GMT
    2 gaydar.com experiences.

    i agreed to meet a 5'11'' hunk. when he stepped out of his car he was 5'2''. i guess he thought i wouldnt' notice.

    another one whose pics were 10 yrs out of date and was now a severe alcoholic. his eyes rolling back into his head, slurring his words as he said to me, 'mmmm, you're lovely!'

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    Nov 24, 2007 11:40 AM GMT
    ebl333, I think this was probably a lousy experience for you, but your telling of it made me laugh my ass off. I even read it out loudly to my guy in the next room and we both had to laugh. You should take that story to a comedy club. I especially liked the following lines:

    "as he dangle his cigarette between his well balanced gesture"

    "I mean, it was not said with any hint of humor, just plane truth on his side."

    "I stared at his overweight, pimply face, I was like.... with my jaw dropped"

    Sorry, I don't have any story that could match that one in hilarity. One of the few blind dates I had in my life was similar to some of the others above, in that, the guy was a bit of an exaggerator. Instead of the slim hunk that he had promised, he was this fat slobby guy, who as soon as he stepped into my apartment and saw my weight set, wanted me to fuck him right there and then and on the narrow bench. Luckily, I was starving by the time he arrived and made a quick exit for dinner. I was saved by the stomach growls.
  • zakariahzol

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    Nov 24, 2007 1:32 PM GMT
    Just to continue on some hunk turn out to be something else.

    Back in college I answer an advertisement , about a hunky country, cowboy type guy who is into younger Asian guys for some fun and maybe more. The ad say he is well built with a 48 inches chest . Well, I am Asian ,I have fetish for hunky cowboy and I was young so why not. So I put on my western shirt with cowboy boot and off I go to the parking lot to meet my dream hunky cowboys. Guess what , he is like an overweight hillbilly type ,and so fat that his stomach touch the steering . He keep bragging about his 48 inches chest (but forget to mention the 60's inches stomach). He breath is so bad that I cant hardly breath. He also keep telling me about his former bf who is a Asian guys who firstly a fuck buddies and latter on become his lover. He go on and on about his love affair that I nearly throw up.

    Well, I guess that my dream cowboys . No more blind date for me after that.
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    Nov 24, 2007 1:38 PM GMT
    My encounter with Ronald McDonald aside, one of the strangest hook-ups I ever had occurred about 1.5 years ago (I may have told this story before).

    I talked to a guy on Manhunt for several months. He seemed smart and funny and hot. His pics were all closeups.

    So, after a few months, I agreed to meet him at his apartment. He opened the door and I found myself looking at a literal midget. Not a short guy, not a dwarf, but a literal midget.

    He was running an electric toothbrush in his mouth when he answered the door and barked, "You're early."

    I said, "Why, so I am. I'll come back....later."

    In two months, don't you think he might have mentioned that he was a midget? This experience basically brought an end to my doing cyber hookups unless I've previously met the person in real life.

  • zakariahzol

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    Nov 24, 2007 1:47 PM GMT
    OW,

    So did you come back....and then what happen?
    I never did it with a midget /little people before.

    zak
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    Nov 24, 2007 2:20 PM GMT
    Um, no, I did not return.