Since we're all going to hell...

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    Jul 08, 2009 1:27 PM GMT
    I'm hoping that before we all die and meet in hell, we can plan the overthrow of Satan and transform hell from a burning lake of fire into a glorious and fabulous resort spa with nothing but gay gay gay people. Since we've got a head start on planning this, let's collect some suggestions on what we, as gay and damned individuals can do to make hell a more welcoming place for our condemned brothers and sisters. Like we've always done with deteriorating neighborhoods, let's make hell THE PLACE TO BE SEEN!

    1) extra fire for homophobic politicians
    2) urine only for liquid refreshments for the likes of falwell, robertson, michelle bachman, ann "adams apple" coulter, bill o'really, sean insanty, et al
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    Jul 08, 2009 1:29 PM GMT
    burlap couture for the pope
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    Jul 08, 2009 1:31 PM GMT
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    see you in HELL... muuwhahahaaaa
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    Jul 08, 2009 2:32 PM GMT
    Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
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    Jul 08, 2009 2:40 PM GMT
    But hell has such a warm climate. If we can boot satan, maybe we can even get some sunshine down there.
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    Jul 08, 2009 2:42 PM GMT
    speak for yourself - i'll be on a cloud with a glass of ice tea looking at you all burn.

    want some ice tea to quench your thirst - i'll be selling $10.00 a glass
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    Jul 08, 2009 2:45 PM GMT
    When you're really really thirsty, urine probably tastes like iced tea. I've never been a fan of iced tea, though (nor urine for that matter). Bottoms up!
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    Jul 08, 2009 2:54 PM GMT
    Brings a whole new meaning to fire island icon_wink.gif

    I think I want to personally put a saddle on and ride Fred Phelps to the Lido deck
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    Jul 08, 2009 3:12 PM GMT
    McGay saidWhen you're really really thirsty, urine probably tastes like iced tea. I've never been a fan of iced tea, though (nor urine for that matter). Bottoms up!


    well I'll make sure I have some ice cold tap water on hand as well. that will be sold at $20.00 a glass or for a blow job
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    Jul 08, 2009 3:15 PM GMT
    4. Better architecture. No more violent cliffs with people clinging above the fire pits. We'll need sleek, modern, green design structures. Lots of bamboo and hewn rock.
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    Jul 08, 2009 3:41 PM GMT
    MadeNUSA said
    McGay saidWhen you're really really thirsty, urine probably tastes like iced tea. I've never been a fan of iced tea, though (nor urine for that matter). Bottoms up!


    well I'll make sure I have some ice cold tap water on hand as well. that will be sold at $20.00 a glass or for a blow job


    In the new hell, once we've successfully ousted the beast, blowjobs will be free and considered an act of beauty of the highest order. Water, chemical free, will be free and available to all who suck hard enough to get thirsty. I guess only in heaven, they'll be charging for water and likely it will contain too much fecal matter.
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    Jul 08, 2009 3:48 PM GMT
    I want to make a trap to collect republican morality police .. something like bathroom stall and an opening with a guillotine on the other side.
  • Rookz

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    Jul 08, 2009 3:58 PM GMT
    Can we exercise bondage on those politicians, heck people of power who distain us a human beings? Or tea-bag them?
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    Jul 08, 2009 4:00 PM GMT
    3) have plenty of sex towels nearby

    4) lots of drama for the meak

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    Jul 08, 2009 4:09 PM GMT
    McGay said
    MadeNUSA said
    McGay saidWhen you're really really thirsty, urine probably tastes like iced tea. I've never been a fan of iced tea, though (nor urine for that matter). Bottoms up!


    well I'll make sure I have some ice cold tap water on hand as well. that will be sold at $20.00 a glass or for a blow job


    In the new hell, once we've successfully ousted the beast, blowjobs will be free and considered an act of beauty of the highest order. Water, chemical free, will be free and available to all who suck hard enough to get thirsty. I guess only in heaven, they'll be charging for water and likely it will contain too much fecal matter.


    oh i didn't know u all plan to do that much work - well in that case ice cold fecal tap water will be going at $50.00 a glass or 2 blow jobs
  • coolarmydude

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    Jul 08, 2009 4:15 PM GMT
    I'll be Hellboy!!

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    Jul 08, 2009 4:18 PM GMT
    coolarmydude saidI'll be Hellboy!!

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    They should have given ron a more realistic body suit!
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    Jul 08, 2009 6:32 PM GMT

    "E're thing itn't wrong, momma, e're thing itn't a sin." - Carrie

    "I'm not a bad boy!
    " - GuiltyGear

    .............................

    I refuse to buy into this anti gay propaganda. I am not a sinner. Sometimes I go the entire day without lying, cursing, or prophesying falsely. Of course, easy to do when I am the only one in the room.

    Anyway, I believe in reincarnation. Think about it, everything on Earth is a cycle, why not our souls? Being energy, you know they never cease to exist.

    I'm talking nature here, not religion. In that realm, oh, especially us gays, ARE SINNERS! In all the movies and books I've read, HELL is a world of opposites. It's hetero occupants enjoyed a carefree life on Earth due in large part to their "sins." As gays, a life on Earth is a lot like hell and hardly carefree. Due to our "sin" life is harder. In a realm that is backwards and what is - isn't, I'm sure gays are in charge and breeders grovel at our feet for acceptance (ice water).

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    Jul 08, 2009 7:52 PM GMT
    It's a sin, by the Pet Shop Boys is one of my top favourite tunes.
    Thanks for that, Guilty Gear!
  • dannyboy1101

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    Jul 08, 2009 8:54 PM GMT
    BodyWork4 saidPhotobucket

    see you in HELL... muuwhahahaaaa


    Looks like Satan's been working out. Damn (literally)!
  • dannyboy1101

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    Jul 08, 2009 9:04 PM GMT
    Who's to say we aren't in hell already? I don't know if I buy the hell theory. It's a lot easier to blame evil deeds and strong temptations onto some red guy than to actually take responsibility for one's actions. Hell on Earth, I can believe (it's called meth).

    Everyone does something bad (especially if you factor in bad thoughts - lust, greed, pride). If one takes the Bible literally, I think Heaven must be pretty damn empty.
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    Jul 08, 2009 9:20 PM GMT
    I'll go if the demons are hot, horny, and determined to have their way with me icon_evil.gif
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    Jul 08, 2009 9:33 PM GMT
    dannyboy1101 said
    BodyWork4 saidPhotobucket

    see you in HELL... muuwhahahaaaa


    Looks like Satan's been working out. Damn (literally)!


    Hey, what the hell (haha) happened to the picture? It was a cartoon of a gay looking devil just fyi. Interesting censor.
  • LVJim

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    Jul 08, 2009 9:37 PM GMT
    Hell - an endless Bath House Sauna!
  • GQjock

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    Jul 08, 2009 9:47 PM GMT
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