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I get inspiration from this thread with the thought of "I am a precious child of God".

Every cell in my body is thriving with vitality, and its perfect.

Let's not be smutty (at least at the beginning)

I can perfectly iron a shirt

I had perfect attendance in school.

I can put a smile on anyone's face!

I can suck a mean coc....wait, NON-smutty?

hrm. I can bring a man to his knees just by...wait, BAD MATTY.

I'm a charmer, allegedly. All of the guys I've met have said there's something about me, and I can perfectly maintain their attention for almost seven days! :-D! I also pride myself on my cookin', what kind of backwater coonass would I be if I couldn't?

I'v been told that i'm wonderfully pleasant...
and
have actuallly charmed the pants off someone..
[ It's a long story ]

I can cover my entire body with tanning lotion, even the little spot on your back that noone can ever reach!

I'm good at making things with Play-Doh.

I have perfect pitch.

I have a special skill or two, but there's only one guy who's going to experience them.

I'm really good at convincing people I'm thing great, all around guy--so good that I don't even realize I'm doing it.

No one has ever commented on how talented I am. I have none!

i can make waffle cones perfectly
and i can copy almost any cartoon perfectly

I can play any song you want by ear on the piano... or sing opera...

i'm double jointed in my arms and can make it look like i have no arms

Aside from sex, I can fold a perfect paper crane.

i am good at flirting. And i can cook up a storm in the kitchen. All my ex's have gained weight because of it.

My dad is a mechanic so I grew up around cars...I can do one hell of a brake job, oil change, or fix most things on a car without a repair manual.

I can throw playing cards hard enough to cut through paper. Once I even broke the skin when I hit my friend in the arm.

Gambit has nothing on me

hm, i have an infectious smile i was told.

so i can make people laugh

I'm really good with making people smile and also with making little children laugh.

I can rim myself.








Or at least I have reoccurring dreams that I can.

I can make over 100 different kinds of sauces without recipes, simply by smelling them i know whats in them.

I'm told I have a pretty Big talent somewhere...

Honest? Pictures, please.

GuerrillaSodomite saidI can rim myself.








Or at least I have reoccurring dreams that I can.

GuerrillaSodomite saidI can rim myself.








Or at least I have reoccurring dreams that I can.

Dreams are fun lol

flex89, we both know Jerry can blow himself.

LOL.

He says he can fuck himself too, but refuses to demonstrate lol

Well, there's no doubt he can give himself head.

I can see where that might be handy.

I can perfectly match an LOLcat to any occasion ... ...

I can make the most tasty, award-winning paella (veggie, seafood, chicken, and/or combination platter). I used my parents' recipe from when they met in the 1960s in Spain. Still works to impress even those from Spain. I guess I'm a little proud of it.

bgcat57 saidI have a special skill or two, but there's only one guy who's going to experience them.

Ummmm - wow. What a man!


My talents? I'm a good singer - a lyric tenor - and have been singing since I was 16. I'm good!

Other talents - - - I'm a good investor - and have a whole lot of experience in judging good vs. under performing ventures and real estate.

tereseus1 saidi am good at flirting. And i can cook up a storm in the kitchen. All my ex's have gained weight because of it.

remind me to steer clear of you

I can touch my nose with my tongue. That's clean, I just have a really long tongue.

Take apart, clean and service antique clocks and watches.
Excellent ability in investing......tip?
BUY INTO REAL ESTATE NOW!!! Buy inexpensive properties now. Example: bought a cheap $250K house in foreclosure for $75K. Held it for 2 months and sold for $125K!! $50K for pushing paper! Bloody child's play. Have four properties currently in play now.
This is THE best time for beginners to try!! Not sure? Start small with $50-60K condos. They are out there. If it's not for you and you lose a little, a $50K risk is a good way to test the waters!
Good luck!
Cheers,
Keith

Once you add "Well being is an effect of perfection/light" to your thoughts then you may speak.

get2knowit,

I don't know what all that "Well Being & Light stuff means.



I am pretty good at moving furniture.

I have an uncanny ability to predict future occurrences that seem completely asinine at the time but turn out to be true in the end. Examples:

-- My roommate's exboyfriend's raging love affair.... with vodka.
-- My dad's raging love affair.... with cocaine.
-- My roommate's next exboyfriend's batshit craziness.
-- My friend's divorce.... even before the marriage proposal.
-- The passage of Prop 8.
-- The sheer incompetence of former coworkers (and sticky fingers of one former employee).
-- My ex's future love affair with my best friend's boyfriend.

Maybe I'm just a good judge of people's nastier side?

Failing.

I'm a good bullshiter/people person.
I should have gone into HR or PR.

How about understanding people's emotions and motivations? I'm brilliant at that.

Hmm... don't think I can do anything perfectly, but ... I guess you could say that I'm a jack of all trades, master of none.

Never missed a day of school, got detention or have been late for any appointment, class or job....amd I do it all with a smile

I can take your pic and bring out your best features.

HotToddy saidI have an uncanny ability to predict future occurrences that seem completely asinine at the time but turn out to be true in the end. Examples:

-- My roommate's exboyfriend's raging love affair.... with vodka.
-- My dad's raging love affair.... with cocaine.
-- My roommate's next exboyfriend's batshit craziness.
-- My friend's divorce.... even before the marriage proposal.
-- The passage of Prop 8.
-- The sheer incompetence of former coworkers (and sticky fingers of one former employee).
-- My ex's future love affair with my best friend's boyfriend.

Maybe I'm just a good judge of people's nastier side?

The future Nostradamus if I ever did see one.

i can bring you to your knees by serenading u

need a Japanese interpreter? I'm your boy.

er....
I can find a seemingly infinite amount of flaws on anybody.

I'm very good at cramming







for tests

I can be a human wrecking ball!

i can design a house flawlessly in an hour.

I am a nearly flawless procrastinator. See... here I am once again excelling at my talent.