Mother Sues Egyptian Hotel... because Pool Water Impregnated Her Daughter. [Serious]

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    Jul 11, 2009 3:19 AM GMT
    Now... for all of those with basic sexual common sense know this mother is do deluded it's not even funny. But it sure is funny, lmao.

    From the article Teen Pregnant After 'Swimming in Pool'A WOMAN is suing an Egyptian hotel claiming her daughter got pregnant - from using the swimming pool.

    Magdalena Kwiatkowska's 13-year-old returned to Poland from their holiday expecting a baby.

    Magdalena believes the teenager conceived from stray sperm after taking a dip in the hotel's mixed pool. She is now seeking compensation from the hotel.

    A travel industry source said: "The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there.

    "She is determined to go ahead with the case."

    Tourist authorities in Warsaw, Poland, have confirmed they received the bizarre complaint.
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    Jul 11, 2009 3:45 AM GMT
    I was at a hot tub party not too long ago and a woman was concerned that some errant sperm would knock her up.

    Stupidity is a universal trait apparently.
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    Jul 11, 2009 3:52 AM GMT
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    Jul 11, 2009 4:58 AM GMT
    jprichva saidHere's what's amazing:

    The same people who think this is ridiculous also think it's 100% true that Jesus' mother didn't screw around either.

    Wow.


    So i have a friend of a friend of a friend that had a virgin pregnancy O.o

    She jacked off her boyfriend and got SO horny that she fingered herself... and VIOLA! Baby Jesus icon_razz.gif


    Go Sperm O.o
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    Jul 11, 2009 5:20 AM GMT
    umm.. actually.. our lil men.. outside of our nuts are actually really resilient little fuckers who can survive numerous hostile environments.. hey we are guys after all we are built for effort.

    although, a chlorinated pool is a freakin hostile environment and good lord. he's have had to have been like less then an inch from her when he came.. our swimmers aren't leeches swimming around waiting to attack.. To them its easter every time we cum, the egg hunt is on!

    we do work in numbers though, we throw out a few hundred or more.

    No.. I think someone was more likely being a bit of a whore..
  • Anto

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    Jul 11, 2009 5:47 AM GMT
    That's so stupid, you can get pregnant from kissing a boy but not from swimming in the same pool with them - duh!
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    Jul 11, 2009 6:19 AM GMT
    sxydrkhair saidnobody know what behind this story. maybe her daughter was lying to her mother. if the mother and the daughter are right, then the Egyptian sperms are strong lol

    I don't think sperms can last long in the water?


    She's obviously lying, and she's obviously incredibly deluded. That suit is getting dropped so quickly her vag is gonna spin so quick it'll dry up. hahahaha
  • Latenight30

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    Jul 11, 2009 11:27 AM GMT
    hey anytime I'm in a hot tub and worried about and errant sperm... I just swallow.
    hehehe.
    Forest Gump had it right. Stupid is as Stupid does.
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    Jul 11, 2009 12:43 PM GMT
    Latenight30 saidhey anytime I'm in a hot tub and worried about and errant sperm... I just swallow.
    hehehe.


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    I'll be in your neck of the woods soon. Maybe I should stop by for a meet and greet?