Help me with my penis envy

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    Jul 13, 2009 4:35 PM GMT
    I used to be OK with my size, but now I'm feeling a little inadequate.

    Apparently this "banana" is a metaphor for the clientele this party will attract.

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    Yes, that's Jon of Jon & Kate + 8.
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    Jul 13, 2009 4:35 PM GMT
    And why is there an F'n child at this party?
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    Jul 13, 2009 4:37 PM GMT

    WHAT IS THE KID DOING THERE?!!!

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  • HndsmKansan

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    Jul 13, 2009 4:43 PM GMT
    OMG, it reminds me of my Dole banana as a teenager! It was a blow up I'd take to the neighbors pool and play on it.

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    Jul 13, 2009 4:59 PM GMT
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    Jul 13, 2009 5:11 PM GMT
    Blasphemy!

    By the way, what's so bad about kids being exposed to a sculpture depicting a part of the human body? Is that worse than having them exposed to people getting their heads (the ones on their shoulders icon_biggrin.gif) blown off?

    Never got it.....
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    Jul 13, 2009 5:59 PM GMT

    A very gay guy, a child, and Jon at a dock party with giant penis banana sculptures. OK, who put shrooms in my omelet?

  • Timbales

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    Jul 13, 2009 6:04 PM GMT
    Jon is about the right height, and he's a dick, maybe he was the inspiration.
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    Jul 13, 2009 6:13 PM GMT
    The kid is there to provide "Adult" supervision... icon_wink.gif
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    Jul 13, 2009 7:16 PM GMT
    when i was a kid i was exposed to a sculpture like that.. and that's how i turned gay icon_sad.gif
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    Jul 13, 2009 10:25 PM GMT
    CanadianSun saidwhen i was a kid i was exposed to a sculpture like that.. and that's how i turned gay icon_sad.gif


    Perhaps if we think back, there was a banana like that in all our childhoods.
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    Jul 13, 2009 11:24 PM GMT
    Lost_And_Found said
    CanadianSun saidwhen i was a kid i was exposed to a sculpture like that.. and that's how i turned gay icon_sad.gif


    Perhaps if we think back, there was a banana like that in all out childhoods.

    oh there was a banana in my childhood..
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    Jul 13, 2009 11:53 PM GMT
    liltank's banana was in my childhood
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    Jul 14, 2009 12:05 AM GMT
    dancerjack saidliltank's banana was in my childhood

    I'd have preferred it in your adult hood
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    Jul 14, 2009 12:48 AM GMT
    Forget the kid, why is that guy so tan?! That's like a walking skin cancer ad.
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    Jul 14, 2009 12:49 AM GMT
    HndsmKansan saidOMG, it reminds me of my Dole banana as a teenager! It was a blow up I'd take to the neighbors pool and play on it.

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    Maybe that's why they hired Bob Dole as the spokesman for Viagra: name association.
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    Jul 14, 2009 12:52 AM GMT
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    Jul 14, 2009 12:53 AM GMT
    Sedative said
    WHAT IS THE KID DOING THERE?!!!

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    Jul 14, 2009 1:16 AM GMT
    Lost_And_Found said
    CanadianSun saidwhen i was a kid i was exposed to a sculpture like that.. and that's how i turned gay icon_sad.gif


    Perhaps if we think back, there was a banana like that in all our childhoods.


    I was to grow up wit Bananas in Pajamas on TV, chasing bears. Did not know until now, how it scared me.
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    Jul 14, 2009 1:46 AM GMT
    someguy saidForget the kid, why is that guy so tan?! That's like a walking skin cancer ad.


    I think that's Christian Audigier. The guy behind the Ed Hardy clothes. He typically looks that tanned. And believe me, some people don't know when to stop. There was a woman at my former workplace who looks like the Great Pumpkin, and the doctor told her she had cancer from the overexposure. But that didn't stop her. She continues to get her tan.
  • JohnG16775

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    Jul 14, 2009 2:04 AM GMT
    In Pompeii there are many Frescos of Phallic Representation, its really interesting to see this, even a brothel with Frescos of sexual positions because not everyone spoke the same language and it was a port city and people from all over the world would come there and want to get laid. Same thing different time.
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    Jul 14, 2009 3:02 AM GMT
    CanadianSun saidwhen i was a kid i was exposed to a sculpture like that.. and that's how i turned gay icon_sad.gif


    For the same reason my sister was never allowed to eat ham sandwiches.
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    Jul 14, 2009 3:27 AM GMT
    MunchingZombie saidFor the same reason my sister was never allowed to eat ham sandwiches.
    Or mine clam sandwiches.
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    Jul 14, 2009 3:36 PM GMT
    mickeytopogigio said
    MunchingZombie saidFor the same reason my sister was never allowed to eat ham sandwiches.
    Or mine clam sandwiches.


    or carpets.
  • zakariahzol

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    Jul 14, 2009 3:40 PM GMT
    It Jon, going another direction after the divorce and fathering 8 kids....