Gay penguins break up after 6 years together

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    Jul 16, 2009 5:19 PM GMT
    The shocking tale of love and betrayal: icon_lol.gif

    http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2009/07/16/bush.gay.penguins.kron
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    Jul 16, 2009 5:23 PM GMT
    I blame the National Organisation for Marriage. They like breaking up couples. I bet they did an exorcism too.
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    Jul 16, 2009 5:27 PM GMT
    And he left his partner for a female -- how humiliating. I hope their eggs end up decorated in an Easter basket. icon_razz.gif
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    Jul 16, 2009 7:02 PM GMT
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    Oh come on!
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    Jul 16, 2009 7:12 PM GMT

    hmmm, looks like they're both enjoying that icicle, Sed!


    oh well, this seems to happen when the chick grows up and the parents become 'empty nesters' lol!
    We heard it's Linda - she's a cross dressing homewrecker.icon_lol.gif
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    Jul 16, 2009 11:50 PM GMT
    Of course in penguin years, 6 is a 50 year marriage icon_eek.gif
  • HndsmKansan

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    Jul 16, 2009 11:55 PM GMT
    They did better than some human gay couples didn't they?
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    Jul 17, 2009 12:08 AM GMT
    I knew they weren't gonna last. Watch, it's gonna be on every tabloid, on E! news, etc....
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    Jul 17, 2009 12:11 AM GMT
    It is hilarious the way we anthropomorphize these poor animals.

    When opposite sex animals pair, it shows what natural families are like.
    When they eat their young they are animalistic like those damn homosexuals.

    Anyway, I looked this up in a reference book, and certain breeds of penguins' pair bonding lasts equally long among hetero and homo penguins. So there, Focus on the Family. You can felch that out your asshole.
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    Jul 17, 2009 2:11 AM GMT
    aww that was cute
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    Jul 17, 2009 2:16 AM GMT
    MunchingZombie said
    You can felch that out your asshole.


    I'm so adding that to my facebook quotes
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    Jul 17, 2009 2:36 AM GMT
    Pepper's kinda sexy. Anybody know if he's on Facebook?
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    Jul 17, 2009 2:40 AM GMT
    Maybe they were gay-for-pay.
  • LifeByTheHorn

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    Jul 17, 2009 6:43 AM GMT
    Hetero scientists!! Good try. They are still bisexuals by all means, no matter how hard you bend yourselves into pretzel.icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jul 17, 2009 7:24 AM GMT
    There you go! you don't have to be a unicorn to be bisexual .. proof that bisexuals do exist! icon_lol.gif
  • ataru13

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    Jul 17, 2009 7:36 AM GMT
    But the gay penguins at Berlin's zoo are still together, right????
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    That gives me hope.
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  • LifeByTheHorn

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    Jul 17, 2009 7:40 AM GMT
    icon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gif Bisexual do really exist. Because of they blend in so smoothly, their numbers can be more surprising than expected. icon_eek.gif
  • danisnotstr8

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    Jul 17, 2009 7:44 AM GMT
    LifeByTheHorn saidicon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gif Bisexual do really exist. Because of they blend in so smoothly, their numbers can be more surprising than expected. icon_eek.gif


    Lately, I've started to believe this.
  • LifeByTheHorn

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    Jul 17, 2009 7:58 AM GMT
    danisnotstr8 said
    LifeByTheHorn saidicon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gif Bisexual do really exist. Because of they blend in so smoothly, their numbers can be more surprising than expected. icon_eek.gif


    Lately, I've started to believe this.


    You can not believe the amount of other men go by " discreet " in other dating sites. They mostly " disguise " this side of them in the straight world
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    Jul 17, 2009 8:36 AM GMT
    This has been all over the nail salons in town. Dish this...

    * leans forward dramatically *

    Pepper wanted an open relationship, in particular, he was looking for a 3-way with Mickey. Harry was reticent, but they tried it, and girl, I don't have to TELL you how it turned out. Mickey was into Pepper WAY more than Harry. I mean, c'mon, Pepper is seriously hot. Harry was always sensitive about the "what could Pepper POSSIBLY see in Harry" talk. Of course, Harry and Pepper fought about it, and BAM! 6 years up in smoke. Like we couldn't see that one coming a mile away.

    And "Linda"? You mean "Linda" AKA "Stephen" until a trip to Sweden last year. Mmm hmmm. Once a home wrecking bitch, always a home wrecking bitch.

    * leans back dramatically. purses lips. *
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    Jul 17, 2009 8:38 AM GMT
    I bet Linda poisoned her ex-husband!
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    Jul 17, 2009 8:47 AM GMT
    Sedative saidI bet Linda poisoned her ex-husband!


    Oh girl. I hear ya. I mean, what are the odds that 3 ex husbands "choke on a sardine?"
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    Jul 17, 2009 9:28 AM GMT
    Wait. I thought the first one 'slipped and fell into the polar bear cage'?
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    Jul 18, 2009 4:31 AM GMT
    aww icon_cry.gif
  • LifeByTheHorn

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    Jul 18, 2009 9:01 AM GMT
    You guys make everybody sob . LOL