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Gay penguins break up after 6 years together
Jul 16, 2009 5:19 PM GMT
Jul 16, 2009 5:23 PM GMT
I blame the National Organisation for Marriage. They like breaking up couples. I bet they did an exorcism too.
Jul 16, 2009 5:27 PM GMT
And he left his partner for a female -- how humiliating. I hope their eggs end up decorated in an Easter basket.
Jul 16, 2009 7:02 PM GMT


Oh come on!
Jul 16, 2009 7:12 PM GMT

hmmm, looks like they're both enjoying that icicle, Sed!


oh well, this seems to happen when the chick grows up and the parents become 'empty nesters' lol!
We heard it's Linda - she's a cross dressing homewrecker.
Jul 16, 2009 11:50 PM GMT
Of course in penguin years, 6 is a 50 year marriage
HndsmKansan Posts: 6572
Jul 16, 2009 11:55 PM GMT
They did better than some human gay couples didn't they?
Jul 17, 2009 12:08 AM GMT
I knew they weren't gonna last. Watch, it's gonna be on every tabloid, on E! news, etc....
Jul 17, 2009 12:11 AM GMT
It is hilarious the way we anthropomorphize these poor animals.

When opposite sex animals pair, it shows what natural families are like.
When they eat their young they are animalistic like those damn homosexuals.

Anyway, I looked this up in a reference book, and certain breeds of penguins' pair bonding lasts equally long among hetero and homo penguins. So there, Focus on the Family. You can felch that out your asshole.
cupidshold Posts: 820
Jul 17, 2009 2:11 AM GMT
aww that was cute
flex89 Posts: 1522
Jul 17, 2009 2:16 AM GMT
MunchingZombie said
You can felch that out your asshole.


I'm so adding that to my facebook quotes
antelope Posts: 856
Jul 17, 2009 2:36 AM GMT
Pepper's kinda sexy. Anybody know if he's on Facebook?
MikeOnMain Posts: 727
Jul 17, 2009 2:40 AM GMT
Maybe they were gay-for-pay.
LifeByTheHorn Posts: 121
Jul 17, 2009 6:43 AM GMT
Hetero scientists!! Good try. They are still bisexuals by all means, no matter how hard you bend yourselves into pretzel.
Jul 17, 2009 7:24 AM GMT
There you go! you don't have to be a unicorn to be bisexual .. proof that bisexuals do exist!
ataru13 Posts: 7
Jul 17, 2009 7:36 AM GMT
But the gay penguins at Berlin's zoo are still together, right????


That gives me hope.
LifeByTheHorn Posts: 121
Jul 17, 2009 7:40 AM GMT
Bisexual do really exist. Because of they blend in so smoothly, their numbers can be more surprising than expected.
Jul 17, 2009 7:44 AM GMT
LifeByTheHorn said Bisexual do really exist. Because of they blend in so smoothly, their numbers can be more surprising than expected.


Lately, I've started to believe this.
LifeByTheHorn Posts: 121
Jul 17, 2009 7:58 AM GMT
danisnotstr8 said
LifeByTheHorn said Bisexual do really exist. Because of they blend in so smoothly, their numbers can be more surprising than expected.


Lately, I've started to believe this.


You can not believe the amount of other men go by " discreet " in other dating sites. They mostly " disguise " this side of them in the straight world
iguanaSF Posts: 1463
Jul 17, 2009 8:36 AM GMT
This has been all over the nail salons in town. Dish this...

* leans forward dramatically *

Pepper wanted an open relationship, in particular, he was looking for a 3-way with Mickey. Harry was reticent, but they tried it, and girl, I don't have to TELL you how it turned out. Mickey was into Pepper WAY more than Harry. I mean, c'mon, Pepper is seriously hot. Harry was always sensitive about the "what could Pepper POSSIBLY see in Harry" talk. Of course, Harry and Pepper fought about it, and BAM! 6 years up in smoke. Like we couldn't see that one coming a mile away.

And "Linda"? You mean "Linda" AKA "Stephen" until a trip to Sweden last year. Mmm hmmm. Once a home wrecking bitch, always a home wrecking bitch.

* leans back dramatically. purses lips. *
Jul 17, 2009 8:38 AM GMT
I bet Linda poisoned her ex-husband!
iguanaSF Posts: 1463
Jul 17, 2009 8:47 AM GMT
Sedative saidI bet Linda poisoned her ex-husband!


Oh girl. I hear ya. I mean, what are the odds that 3 ex husbands "choke on a sardine?"
Jul 17, 2009 9:28 AM GMT
Wait. I thought the first one 'slipped and fell into the polar bear cage'?
ctrutle1 Posts: 45
Jul 18, 2009 4:31 AM GMT
aww
LifeByTheHorn Posts: 121
Jul 18, 2009 9:01 AM GMT
You guys make everybody sob . LOL
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