Jul 17, 2009 2:10 AM GMT
Ive read that different foods can affect the taste and texture of the ejaculate, is this true? Has anyone of you confirmed it? I wanna be a vegetarian soon and i wonder what my sperm will taste like .
youngboipsl saidIve read that different foods can affect the taste and texture of the ejaculate, is this true? Has anyone of you confirmed it? I wanna be a vegetarian soon and i wonder what my sperm will taste like .
onexepshyn saidTastes like chicken. Where's the ranch?
mybud saidMy sperm is as sweet a store bought honey.....
mybud saidMy sperm is as sweet a store bought honey.....
Latenight30 saidif you can taste it, you aren't doing it right!
ThePenIsMyTier saidSugary foods will affect the sweetness of your sperm. Especially in the day(s) before the ejaculation in question.
Pineapple is the favorite fruit rumored for savory sweet spunk... But in reality, you would have to eat a whole pineapple the night before to see much results. Cranberry juice, apples, honey, and mostly citrus will help to reduce the alkalinity of semen and increase the pH levels of your body (more acidic). This will also rid the semen of the "bleachy" quality.
From personal experience, it does work. You can also increase the volume by drinking large amounts water a few hours beforehand. Be careful, you don't want to have to take frequent pee breaks with your partner.
"Super Spunk Smoothie (no spunk included, don't worry)
1 cup pineapple, fresh or canned
1 banana, frozen
1 cup apple juice
1/2 tsp ginger
1/2 tsp cinnamon
1/4 tsp nutmeg
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
2 TBS honey
Blend all ingredients in a blender until smooth. Drink immediately. Repeat daily for best results."
MuchMoreThanMuscle saidDang, MuffyPup just can't leave this thread alone without chastising gay men and their sexual habits.
Nice contributions to the thread, Muffy!
MuchMoreThanMuscle saidHow does it look like a joke when you keep including the emoticon with your rolling your eyes?I just looks so condescending.
In any event, I like calling you Muffy. Are you okay with that?
BambinoRex saidit occurs to me that both muff and kitty are euphemisms for the same thing
and apparently, to get a cool nickname, you need to alienate people
so....
umm
"i'd call you a pussy,but if you were self lubricating, you'd be less work"