The taste of sperm?

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    Jul 17, 2009 2:10 AM GMT
    Ive read that different foods can affect the taste and texture of the ejaculate, is this true? Has anyone of you confirmed it? I wanna be a vegetarian soon and i wonder what my sperm will taste like .
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    Jul 27, 2009 5:42 AM GMT
    youngboipsl saidIve read that different foods can affect the taste and texture of the ejaculate, is this true? Has anyone of you confirmed it? I wanna be a vegetarian soon and i wonder what my sperm will taste like .


    I think there might be some truth to that. I experimented with this and usually when I ate fruits, my semen had a "sweeter" taste to it. I wouldn't call it completely sweet, but it didn't taste as "metallic" I guess as it usually taste, but this was within a couple hours of eating fruit, I'm not sure how long it would take for the sweetness to last. I would just say experiement with the different foods you eat and see for yourself.icon_lol.gif
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    Aug 12, 2009 8:43 PM GMT
    Sugary foods will affect the sweetness of your sperm. Especially in the day(s) before the ejaculation in question.

    Pineapple is the favorite fruit rumored for savory sweet spunk... But in reality, you would have to eat a whole pineapple the night before to see much results. Cranberry juice, apples, honey, and mostly citrus will help to reduce the alkalinity of semen and increase the pH levels of your body (more acidic). This will also rid the semen of the "bleachy" quality.

    From personal experience, it does work. You can also increase the volume by drinking large amounts water a few hours beforehand. Be careful, you don't want to have to take frequent pee breaks with your partner.
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    "Super Spunk Smoothie (no spunk included, don't worry)

    1 cup pineapple, fresh or canned

    1 banana, frozen

    1 cup apple juice

    1/2 tsp ginger

    1/2 tsp cinnamon

    1/4 tsp nutmeg

    1/2 tsp vanilla extract

    2 TBS honey

    Blend all ingredients in a blender until smooth. Drink immediately. Repeat daily for best results."
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    Dec 08, 2010 4:53 AM GMT
    I have 1st drink plenty of water so it has less of a unplessent taste drinking water also makes it less stinky and shot more and farther. Eating food with lots of vitamins, and nutrients will increase flavor. I recomend lots of pasta, and fruits. I tried it on myself.
  • Goofeyman

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    Apr 09, 2011 8:07 PM GMT
    A friend of mine has tasted some and says it's nutritional. Taste, I don't know
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    Apr 23, 2011 8:24 AM GMT
    Tastes like chicken. Where's the ranch?
  • rnch

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    Apr 23, 2011 2:42 PM GMT
    onexepshyn saidTastes like chicken. Where's the ranch?




    you called?


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    Apr 23, 2011 8:06 PM GMT
    I'm gonna need a lot of ranch for that meal. That's not chicken, it's grade AAA beef!
  • Crepuscule

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    Jun 15, 2011 4:45 PM GMT
    One should also think of what NOT to eat prior to potential delivery of spunk. Some foods leave residues in both urine and sperm, so avoid for example garlic and asparagus. A considerable rule of thumb: if your urine smells weird an hour or so after you've eaten, it's probably because of what you ate. And your sperm will most likely smell/taste similarly for the next bunch of hours.
  • mybud

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    Aug 14, 2011 4:35 PM GMT
    My sperm is as sweet a store bought honey.....
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    Aug 28, 2011 8:11 AM GMT
    mybud saidMy sperm is as sweet a store bought honey.....


    I happen to love honey ;)
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    Apr 28, 2012 9:59 AM GMT
    The pH of my sperm is alkaline
    so it tastes sharp & pungent but at the end of tongue u feel its sweet
    every guy who tasted my cum loves me to fill his mouth
    coz alkaline cum is short to be found 90 % men have acidic cum icon_razz.gif
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    Apr 30, 2012 10:40 AM GMT
    Actually i meant taste of my semen
    how can a sperm have taste ?
  • PRDGUY

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    Apr 30, 2012 11:18 AM GMT
    mybud saidMy sperm is as sweet a store bought honey.....


    Which Store???? Any 'round here?
  • Latenight30

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    Apr 30, 2012 4:27 PM GMT
    if you can taste it, you aren't doing it right!
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    Apr 30, 2012 6:16 PM GMT
    Latenight30 saidif you can taste it, you aren't doing it right!


    LMAO honestly its funny now !
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    Apr 30, 2012 7:06 PM GMT
    ThePenIsMyTier saidSugary foods will affect the sweetness of your sperm. Especially in the day(s) before the ejaculation in question.

    Pineapple is the favorite fruit rumored for savory sweet spunk... But in reality, you would have to eat a whole pineapple the night before to see much results. Cranberry juice, apples, honey, and mostly citrus will help to reduce the alkalinity of semen and increase the pH levels of your body (more acidic). This will also rid the semen of the "bleachy" quality.

    From personal experience, it does work. You can also increase the volume by drinking large amounts water a few hours beforehand. Be careful, you don't want to have to take frequent pee breaks with your partner.
    icon_lol.gif


    "Super Spunk Smoothie (no spunk included, don't worry)

    1 cup pineapple, fresh or canned

    1 banana, frozen

    1 cup apple juice

    1/2 tsp ginger

    1/2 tsp cinnamon

    1/4 tsp nutmeg

    1/2 tsp vanilla extract

    2 TBS honey

    Blend all ingredients in a blender until smooth. Drink immediately. Repeat daily for best results."



    Sounds very scientific icon_rolleyes.gif
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    May 01, 2012 12:25 AM GMT
    tastes like chicken.... icon_wink.gif
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    May 01, 2012 2:11 AM GMT

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    Thanks for creating the gayest thread ever. icon_rolleyes.gif
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    May 01, 2012 3:09 PM GMT
    MuchMoreThanMuscle saidDang, MuffyPup just can't leave this thread alone without chastising gay men and their sexual habits.

    Nice contributions to the thread, Muffy!


    Learn to recognize a JOKE when you see it NoMoreThanMuscle. Jeeeezusss! icon_rolleyes.gif
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    May 04, 2012 3:34 AM GMT
    MuchMoreThanMuscle saidHow does it look like a joke when you keep including the emoticon with your rolling your eyes? icon_rolleyes.gif I just looks so condescending.

    In any event, I like calling you Muffy. Are you okay with that? icon_wink.gif



    You've even taken it upon yourself to psychoanalyze the standard emoticons I use? Wow, that's rich. Sure, you can call me Muffy, NotMuchMoreThanMuscle. icon_rolleyes.gificon_rolleyes.gificon_rolleyes.gif
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    May 04, 2012 7:46 PM GMT
    it occurs to me that both muff and kitty are euphemisms for the same thing

    and apparently, to get a cool nickname, you need to alienate people

    so....

    umm

    "i'd call you a pussy,but if you were self lubricating, you'd be less work"
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    May 04, 2012 8:42 PM GMT
    BambinoRex saidit occurs to me that both muff and kitty are euphemisms for the same thing

    and apparently, to get a cool nickname, you need to alienate people

    so....

    umm

    "i'd call you a pussy,but if you were self lubricating, you'd be less work"


    Despite the insult and the attitudinal profile pic I still think you're probably too nice for that kind of nickname.
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    May 05, 2012 2:02 AM GMT
    fine fine...you're probably right

    but i love cats

    i'm jealous of anyone who gets a feline nickname
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    May 06, 2012 3:09 AM GMT
    Scruffypup said
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    I feel compelled to assist that man's lockjaw by jamming my cock into his mouth.

    Most curious.