Those phony winnings

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    Nov 28, 2007 6:01 AM GMT
    Okay, we've probably all gotten phony lottery winnings, but the following really made me laugh, plus it's sports related -- now if only they were offering tickets to the event ....

    FROM : THE PROMOTIONAL MANAGER
    SOUTH AFRICAN 2010 WORLD CUP
    LOTTERY ONLINE PROGRAMME 2007
    LOTTERY HEADQUARTERS: 31, BRIXON RD
    LOTTO BUILDING SUITE 108, JHB SOUTH AFRICA
    BATCH NUMBER: ( 13/26/DC36.)

    OUR REF: SANL/1016/WCL2010/JHB

    CONGRATULATIONS FOR YOUR WINNING:


    We happily announce to you the draw of South African 2010 World cup Bid lottery Award International online programs held in Zurich, Switzerland. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: (B9665 75604546 199) with ! Serial number (97560) Drew the winning number: (6/8/10/19/30/42), and Insurance number (KISCS433/2010SNLP/2006) All participants were selected randomly from World Wide Web-site through computer draw system and extracted from over (2,500,000,00) companies and individual emails address. The lottery programe took place in Zurich, Switzerland to promote South Africa (2010 world Cup as South Africa is the First African Nations to host the biggest tournament come the year 2010.


    CONGRATULATIONS: CONGRATULATIONS!


    Your email address have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of US$2,000,000.00 (Two million United States Dollars) in cash credited to the file Number (KPC/9030108308/03). This is from a total cash prize of (US$26,000,000.00) shared among the thirteen(13) international winners in the Second category.

    Please be informed that your CHEQUE of the sum of US$2,000,000.00 is now in the wire system bank account insured with your email address together with your winning details which won you this prize, therefore you should contact your agent and give them your full names so that they will Remmite your winning fund to your bank account directly in any country of your choice. under your full names.

    Please note that your paying agent, will invite you to their office in Johannesburg South Africa for your immediate payment, you have to hurry up and contact them immediately.

    For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claims are completely processed and your money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize. This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some unscrupulous elements

    (Please be warned)



    To file for your claim, please contact your claim agent immediately, you read this message for quick and urgent release of your fund, his contact information is as flow.!!!

    NAME:MR. GREG ADAMS
    EMAIL:mrgreg@pnetmail.co.za
    TELL :+27 -838 -649 -787







    Provide him with the information below:
    1.Name:.................................................
    2.Address:.............................................
    3.Marital Status:..................................
    4.Occupation:........................................
    5.Age:....................................................
    6.Sex:.....................................................
    7.Nationality:.........................................
    8.Residence:..........................................
    9.Telephone Number:...........................
    10.Fax Number:....................................
    11. Winning Number:............................
    12. Ref Number:...................................
    13.Serial Number:................................
    14. Amount Worn:................................
    15. Batch Number:..............................
    16. Insurance Number:.......................
    17. Bank account details.......................



    Please be informed that all winning Prize must be claimed on or before 30 days of this notification. To avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please fill your reference /batch numbers in any of correspondences with your agent. Congratulations once more from all members and staffs of this program that has succesfully won this competition.

    Thank you for being part of our promotional lottery program.

    Signed: President Nelson Mandela (chairman)
    Molefi OLIPHANT (President)
    Chief Operations Officer
    Albert MOKOENA
    Chief Executive Officer
    Danny JORDAAN.
    Online Co-ordinators.
    MR.BRIAN HUNT
    MRS. MISHEL ZUNET
    MR. GREG KHUL
    N.B/Call our financial agent for your claim, do not miss this
    oppotunity.

    Thank you for your co-operation


    (Zonal Co-ordinator)
    Robert Mboma

    CONGRATULATIONS FROM THE MEMBERS AN
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    Nov 28, 2007 6:08 PM GMT
    I thought that those were pretty funny when I first got one. I even saved a few. But now dozens land in my spam dam every day. It makes me wonder just how many gullible people are really out there, and whether they'd care to write me a check. And then I remember... my Mom has email now. Oh no...