Brilliant Woman Solves All of California's Problems

  • swimbikerun

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    Jul 26, 2009 3:22 AM GMT
    OMG! What. Ever.
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    Jul 26, 2009 3:54 AM GMT

    She's got a great rack.
  • Delivis

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    Jul 26, 2009 6:26 AM GMT
    Give her the Nobel prize already.
  • GQjock

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    Jul 26, 2009 10:54 AM GMT
    She like really had some good things to say icon_cool.gif
    It's like really hard to speak about the truth Like the government should just say OK ... We're really going to fix this thing OK?
    We can do it if we really put our heads together OK? ..... OK

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    Jul 26, 2009 11:58 AM GMT
    GQjock saidShe like really had some good things to say icon_cool.gif
    It's like really hard to speak about the truth Like the government should just say OK ... We're really going to fix this thing OK?
    We can do it if we really put our heads together OK? ..... OK



    Like totally!

    "The east coast has slaves..." WTF?!
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    Jul 26, 2009 12:12 PM GMT
    LOL I'd give it an A+

    If it it were the 4th grade presentation is so tragically sounds like
  • CAtoFL

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    Jul 26, 2009 12:14 PM GMT
    "The east coast has slaves..." WTF?!

    Well duh, like fer sure, Sed. But out here, we have to pick our own vegetables from our vegetable trees, okay? Omigod!

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    Jul 26, 2009 12:23 PM GMT
    PSCalif said

    Well duh, like fer sure, Sed. But out here, we have to pick our own vegetables from our vegetable trees, okay? Omigod!


    OMG, that's like totally gross. I mean, they have like organic worms and icky things and pesticides on them right? This is like so unfair for you guys. You guys should like sue the east coast and buy like fruits with the money from like China and like....um... y'know sell them in stores and make money? Okay? This would really help California and well um... you don't have to like um... pick vegetables!
  • upsguy68

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    Jul 26, 2009 12:51 PM GMT
    If land is free in California, then I want a whole bunch of it. Then I can plant my fruit trees and vegetable trees and sell all of it at the farmer's market. Because that's what Californians do, come on. OK
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    Jul 26, 2009 12:54 PM GMT
    Is she related to Carrie Prejean?

    BTW, funniest bit (I almost spat my food out)

    "The Bush administration, which was really good". This was just before the vegetable trees.
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    Jul 26, 2009 1:09 PM GMT
    "They have fruit trees and vegetable trees. That's where fruits and vegetable come from."

    That's hysterical, you can write funnier material.
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    Jul 26, 2009 1:39 PM GMT
    ...bet she has a brother...icon_twisted.gif
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    Jul 26, 2009 1:54 PM GMT
    bgcat57 said"They have fruit trees and vegetable trees. That's where fruits and vegetable come from."

    That's hysterical, you can't write funnier material.

    I wonder if she believes in money trees? Maybe she'd have been fooled by this classic BBC-TV April Fool's joke from 1957, when they broadcast a mock news segment about harvesting spaghetti from the spaghetti trees on the Swiss-Italian border.

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    Jul 26, 2009 2:00 PM GMT
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    Jul 26, 2009 2:10 PM GMT
    This is brilliant.

    Reminds me of a "Family Guy" episode:

    "Why do women have breasts? So you can have something to stare at while they're talking".
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    Jul 26, 2009 2:11 PM GMT
    OMG... WTF!!!!!

    And to quote a movie that matches this woman's intellect:

    "Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it".
    Billy Madison
  • swimbikerun

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    Jul 26, 2009 2:16 PM GMT
    My favorite line: "The machine can make it for us."
  • HndsmKansan

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    Jul 26, 2009 2:21 PM GMT
    My God... I could have a Kindergartin kid that would make more sense than this woman. I liked the "if rents could be lowered, you could like own your own business....
  • coolarmydude

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    Jul 26, 2009 3:16 PM GMT
    I was disappointed that she didn't say, "like, such as." I waited during the entire video for it.

    edit: okay. I watched it again and my favorite line is "fruit trees...and vegetable trees..."

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    Jul 26, 2009 3:24 PM GMT
    In a democracy, every voice is welcome.
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    Jul 26, 2009 4:04 PM GMT
    mickeytopogigio saidIn a democracy, every voice is welcome.


    Whatever, this is why democracy sucks.
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    Jul 26, 2009 4:17 PM GMT
    Studious said
    mickeytopogigio saidIn a democracy, every voice is welcome.


    Whatever, this is why democracy sucks.


    Uh oh ...

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    Jul 26, 2009 4:17 PM GMT
    swimbikerun saidOMG! What. Ever.


    I watched this and all I could think of was the Palin resignation news conference.
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    Jul 26, 2009 4:33 PM GMT
    Tapper said
    Studious said
    mickeytopogigio saidIn a democracy, every voice is welcome.


    Whatever, this is why democracy sucks.


    Uh oh ...



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    LMAO!
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    Jul 26, 2009 4:35 PM GMT
    Actually, the statement above is better misconstrued as a testament for fascism, but, yeah, you got me. I am hurting.