Turtles do it better

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    Jul 27, 2009 6:06 AM GMT
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    Jul 27, 2009 6:07 AM GMT
    its a tortoise doofus.


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    Jul 27, 2009 6:23 AM GMT
    Allegory saidits a tortoise doofus.


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    I can play this game too.
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    Jul 27, 2009 6:43 AM GMT
    omg thats just nasty!!!
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    Jul 27, 2009 6:46 AM GMT
    LOL!
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    Jul 27, 2009 6:49 AM GMT
    muchmorethanmuscle saidLOL..

    You're just mad cuz turtles are having more sex than you. icon_smile.gif

    OH GAWD I KNOW icon_sad.gif *cries*
  • Delivis

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    Jul 27, 2009 6:50 AM GMT
    That tortoise has a more active sex life than I do..icon_sad.gif
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    Jul 27, 2009 6:57 AM GMT
    muchmorethanmuscle saidSame here. But I'm happily taking a break for now.

    well soooooooooooooooooooooo glad you're happy.. thats allllllllllllllllll that matters... I mean... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMG that makes me soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo happy.... icon_evil.gif

    *runs away crying*
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    Jul 27, 2009 7:01 AM GMT
    your just gonna try and rub it in aren't you.. just rubbing it in.. oh thats just cruel man.. CRUEL!!!!!
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    Jul 27, 2009 7:17 AM GMT
    LMAO That was fucking hilarious!
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    Jul 27, 2009 7:18 AM GMT
    Pinny said
    Allegory saidits a tortoise doofus.


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    I can play this game too.


    Do you really want an English Lit student to unleash on your profile?

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    Jul 27, 2009 8:57 AM GMT
    'Ole Sheldon was really into it.
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    Jul 27, 2009 1:46 PM GMT
    [quote][cite]Allegory said[/citeDo you really want an English Lit student to unleash on your profile?
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    I can do the same. Can't handle what you dish?
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    Jul 27, 2009 2:01 PM GMT
    I used to have two 55 gallon tanks with turtles.

    One time, one of them was fucking the other and his penis (called a cloaca) got stuck out.........he couldn't get it back in.

    I had to take the beast to a vet, paid about 200 bucks for the doctor to correct the bugger.
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    Jul 27, 2009 3:26 PM GMT
    Pinny said[quote][cite]Allegory said[/cite]Do you really want an English Lit student to unleash on your profile?
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    I can do the same. Can't handle what you dish?[/quote]

    look at the smilies, I'm playing.

    y so srs?
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    Jul 27, 2009 4:46 PM GMT
    I don't know what's turning me on more; the turtle loving or the grammar-off between Pinny and Allegory.
  • danisnotstr8

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    Jul 27, 2009 4:54 PM GMT
    OMG it's so cute. HAHA!!!

    Umm.... I have to say, his situation reminds me of a drunk hookup. The top is practically drooling and the bottom is just sitting there trying not to pass out or die of boredom. LOL

    Once, when I was at the Phoenix Zoo, there was aloud rumble coming from the other end of the park. A low roar that seemed to shake the ground... something animal... something organic.

    My BF and I were two of the many people who were walking in the direction of the sound. When we found it, I-- I don't think I've ever laughed that hard. It was the Galapagos Tortoises.
  • LifeByTheHorn

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    Jul 27, 2009 5:04 PM GMT
    Pinny, this is extra-hilarious. One of the most silent animals is having a loud releasing orgasmic sound. Who knew? icon_eek.gif
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    Jul 27, 2009 5:42 PM GMT
    Allegory saidy so srs?

    I just don't put smiley faces in. Bad bad experiences with too many Koreans on the internet.
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    Jul 27, 2009 5:45 PM GMT
    danisnotstr8 saidOMG it's so cute. HAHA!!!

    Umm.... I have to say, his situation reminds me of a drunk hookup. The top is practically drooling and the bottom is just sitting there trying not to pass out or die of boredom. LOL

    I laughed extra hard when the camera zoomed in on her (assuming it is even a she) and she just kinda looks at it like, "Ya next time I will ask for pics first when on craigslist casual encounters."
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    Jul 27, 2009 5:51 PM GMT
    I was LOL at first....


    then I realized someone's life was so dull that they actually filmed tortoises having sex!


    Now I am ROTFLMAO
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    Jul 27, 2009 6:37 PM GMT
    Well, this brightened an otherwise gloomy morning. Thanks for posting icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jul 27, 2009 7:09 PM GMT
    poor tank.. FLYING TACKLE HUG
  • EricLA

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    Jul 27, 2009 9:22 PM GMT
    See, I've always said slower was better.
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    Jul 27, 2009 9:47 PM GMT
    RowBuddy said
    Yah. I was a total nerd in High School.


    And a HOTTIE now!