What Random Straight Thing(s) Have You Done Today?

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    Jul 27, 2009 9:00 PM GMT
    See how silly that sounds?

    For example I'm not sure how these should be characterized

    I work in the landscaping industry and was supervising the crew to plant big trees and shrubs........but then there were also flowers and I had to color coordinate.

    Did the laundry but some of my underwear is name brand and I like to use the detergent with the pretty scent.

    Spoke with a gay friend about planning a party for his niece.

    Ordered new shades for the windows because the old ones were crappy.

    Going swimming at the YMCA but I will be wearing speedos, not board shorts.

    Plan to go to a gay sportsbar afterwards to watch the game.

    LOL.......Love sarcasm (is that straight or gay?)



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    Jul 27, 2009 10:42 PM GMT

    I did not have sex with a man today.
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    Jul 27, 2009 11:05 PM GMT
    Used a straight-edge. icon_rolleyes.gif
  • HereNBoston

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    Jul 27, 2009 11:08 PM GMT
    changed the oil in my car... though i'm pretty sure thats negated by the fact that i was wearing 100 dollar pink plaid shorts icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jul 27, 2009 11:16 PM GMT
    I farted loudly and laughed... but then I always laugh loud or not..

    If you ever see me giggling for no apparent reason ;)

  • baldone

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    Jul 27, 2009 11:33 PM GMT
    work in a gm dealership, so i managed by staff of 6 technicians,4 porters and 3 service writers....thats what i did straight...not what i thought gay...hehehe
  • jgymnast733

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    Jul 28, 2009 12:53 AM GMT
    1.Gave a female co-worker a hug [but she still said" bye sweety"]
    2.Looked on a steroids website with a str8 maintance guy[then he asked me to massage his neck]..
    3.Gave an attractive woman my umbrella[ it was raining as she exited Prada]
    4.Looked at my dick as i pissed and said "Damn it's nice having a big dick". then i shook it and pulled on it a few times so the guy at the next urinal could see it.....
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    Jul 28, 2009 1:01 AM GMT

    Yuck, it's too straight in here.

    ........................................

    My, what tiny waists.
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    Jul 28, 2009 1:41 AM GMT
    I got out of my chair and gave out an old-man-bad-back sigh.icon_wink.gif
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    Jul 28, 2009 2:39 AM GMT
    Everything. I AM straight.
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    Jul 28, 2009 2:44 AM GMT


    Went and bought a Jockstrap for the wrestling match..............w/ my bf
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    Jul 28, 2009 2:48 AM GMT
    8:00 AM Woke up with piss hard-on
    8:02 AM Fucked my wife
    8:07 AM Texted my mistress. Yes, I was done fucking my wife.
    9:00 AM Fucked my mistress. Yes, I can be ready in less than an hour.
    1:00 PM Slammed a Pabst.
    4:00 PM Watched the Three Stooges and laughed out loud.
    9:00 PM Had the dog lick peanut butter off my balls.
    9:35 PM Fucked my wife. She likes the smell of peanut butter on my balls.
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    Jul 28, 2009 2:58 AM GMT
    People are so backwards it's not even funny anymore.
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    Jul 28, 2009 3:10 AM GMT
    I got my man back
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    Jul 28, 2009 3:29 AM GMT
    I held the door open for a woman
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    Jul 28, 2009 3:34 AM GMT
    TrowelMonger saidEverything. I AM straight.

    Right! You and Muttskins.
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    Jul 28, 2009 4:13 AM GMT
    Global_Citizen said
    TrowelMonger saidEverything. I AM straight.

    Right! You and Muttskins.

    Damn straight lol. What are muttskins?
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    Jul 28, 2009 4:42 AM GMT
    I did not kiss or checked out any man today... OMG, that not straight, that's pathetic icon_lol.gif
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    Jul 28, 2009 4:45 AM GMT
    TrowelMonger said
    Global_Citizen said
    TrowelMonger saidEverything. I AM straight.

    Right! You and Muttskins.

    Damn straight lol. What are muttskins?


    A quick search in forum seems to signal that muttskins is (yes, not "are") now known as Mutty. Oh. icon_smile.gif

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    Jul 28, 2009 5:02 AM GMT
    mickeytopogigio said8:00 AM Woke up with piss hard-on
    8:02 AM Fucked my wife
    8:07 AM Texted my mistress. Yes, I was done fucking my wife.
    9:00 AM Fucked my mistress. Yes, I can be ready in less than an hour.
    1:00 PM Slammed a Pabst.
    4:00 PM Watched the Three Stooges and laughed out loud.
    9:00 PM Had the dog lick peanut butter off my balls.
    9:35 PM Fucked my wife. She likes the smell of peanut butter on my balls.


    awesome


    thot this was funny
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    Jul 28, 2009 5:05 AM GMT
    I beat my wife again.
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    Jul 28, 2009 1:26 PM GMT
    Ahem. Alright, taking the topic as given...

    Went to my job as a Software Engineer, hung shit on woman drivers, went to Rover Scouts, planned a camp for a few weekends time, drove around in my Ute (4WD, Xtra Cab Hilux, 2008 model, Trayback), rewore a t-shirt because I'd "Only" worn it for about 6 hours the day before.
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    Jul 28, 2009 1:31 PM GMT
    RST2009 said
    mickeytopogigio said8:00 AM Woke up with piss hard-on
    8:02 AM Fucked my wife
    8:07 AM Texted my mistress. Yes, I was done fucking my wife.
    9:00 AM Fucked my mistress. Yes, I can be ready in less than an hour.
    1:00 PM Slammed a Pabst.
    4:00 PM Watched the Three Stooges and laughed out loud.
    9:00 PM Had the dog lick peanut butter off my balls.
    9:35 PM Fucked my wife. She likes the smell of peanut butter on my balls.


    awesome


    thot this was funny


    Married people donĀ“t get this much sex. Not even republican senators.
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    Jul 28, 2009 3:43 PM GMT
    got late to work
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    Jul 29, 2009 2:50 AM GMT
    SD_92101 saidI scratched my balls in front of some females and didnt think twice about it (until now)...


    Oh and holding a door open for a female isn't a "straight" thing, thats just being gentlemanly.



    lol true but i cant find anything thats was straight about my day lol