FORUMS > All Things Gay Forum Rules

See how silly that sounds?

For example I'm not sure how these should be characterized

I work in the landscaping industry and was supervising the crew to plant big trees and shrubs........but then there were also flowers and I had to color coordinate.

Did the laundry but some of my underwear is name brand and I like to use the detergent with the pretty scent.

Spoke with a gay friend about planning a party for his niece.

Ordered new shades for the windows because the old ones were crappy.

Going swimming at the YMCA but I will be wearing speedos, not board shorts.

Plan to go to a gay sportsbar afterwards to watch the game.

LOL.......Love sarcasm (is that straight or gay?)

I did not have sex with a man today.

Used a straight-edge.

changed the oil in my car... though i'm pretty sure thats negated by the fact that i was wearing 100 dollar pink plaid shorts

I farted loudly and laughed... but then I always laugh loud or not..

If you ever see me giggling for no apparent reason ;)

work in a gm dealership, so i managed by staff of 6 technicians,4 porters and 3 service writers....thats what i did straight...not what i thought gay...hehehe

1.Gave a female co-worker a hug [but she still said" bye sweety"]
2.Looked on a steroids website with a str8 maintance guy[then he asked me to massage his neck]..
3.Gave an attractive woman my umbrella[ it was raining as she exited Prada]
4.Looked at my dick as i pissed and said "Damn it's nice having a big dick". then i shook it and pulled on it a few times so the guy at the next urinal could see it.....

Yuck, it's too straight in here.

........................................

My, what tiny waists.

I actually laughed at a little "Straight humor" just now...

I got out of my chair and gave out an old-man-bad-back sigh.

Everything. I AM straight.

Went and bought a Jockstrap for the wrestling match..............w/ my bf

8:00 AM Woke up with piss hard-on
8:02 AM Fucked my wife
8:07 AM Texted my mistress. Yes, I was done fucking my wife.
9:00 AM Fucked my mistress. Yes, I can be ready in less than an hour.
1:00 PM Slammed a Pabst.
4:00 PM Watched the Three Stooges and laughed out loud.
9:00 PM Had the dog lick peanut butter off my balls.
9:35 PM Fucked my wife. She likes the smell of peanut butter on my balls.

People are so backwards it's not even funny anymore.

I got my man back

I held the door open for a woman

TrowelMonger saidEverything. I AM straight.

Right! You and Muttskins.

Global_Citizen said

TrowelMonger saidEverything. I AM straight.

Right! You and Muttskins.

Damn straight lol. What are muttskins?

I did not kiss or checked out any man today... OMG, that not straight, that's pathetic

TrowelMonger said

Global_Citizen said

TrowelMonger saidEverything. I AM straight.

Right! You and Muttskins.

Damn straight lol. What are muttskins?

A quick search in forum seems to signal that muttskins is (yes, not "are") now known as Mutty. Oh.

mickeytopogigio said8:00 AM Woke up with piss hard-on
8:02 AM Fucked my wife
8:07 AM Texted my mistress. Yes, I was done fucking my wife.
9:00 AM Fucked my mistress. Yes, I can be ready in less than an hour.
1:00 PM Slammed a Pabst.
4:00 PM Watched the Three Stooges and laughed out loud.
9:00 PM Had the dog lick peanut butter off my balls.
9:35 PM Fucked my wife. She likes the smell of peanut butter on my balls.

awesome


thot this was funny

I beat my wife again.

Ahem. Alright, taking the topic as given...

Went to my job as a Software Engineer, hung shit on woman drivers, went to Rover Scouts, planned a camp for a few weekends time, drove around in my Ute (4WD, Xtra Cab Hilux, 2008 model, Trayback), rewore a t-shirt because I'd "Only" worn it for about 6 hours the day before.

RST2009 said

mickeytopogigio said8:00 AM Woke up with piss hard-on
8:02 AM Fucked my wife
8:07 AM Texted my mistress. Yes, I was done fucking my wife.
9:00 AM Fucked my mistress. Yes, I can be ready in less than an hour.
1:00 PM Slammed a Pabst.
4:00 PM Watched the Three Stooges and laughed out loud.
9:00 PM Had the dog lick peanut butter off my balls.
9:35 PM Fucked my wife. She likes the smell of peanut butter on my balls.

awesome


thot this was funny

Married people don´t get this much sex. Not even republican senators.