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What Random Straight Thing(s) Have You Done Today?
Jul 27, 2009 9:00 PM GMT
See how silly that sounds?

For example I'm not sure how these should be characterized

I work in the landscaping industry and was supervising the crew to plant big trees and shrubs........but then there were also flowers and I had to color coordinate.

Did the laundry but some of my underwear is name brand and I like to use the detergent with the pretty scent.

Spoke with a gay friend about planning a party for his niece.

Ordered new shades for the windows because the old ones were crappy.

Going swimming at the YMCA but I will be wearing speedos, not board shorts.

Plan to go to a gay sportsbar afterwards to watch the game.

LOL.......Love sarcasm (is that straight or gay?)



Jul 27, 2009 10:42 PM GMT

I did not have sex with a man today.
Chaaxwvn Posts: 728
Jul 27, 2009 11:05 PM GMT
Used a straight-edge.
HereNBoston Posts: 208
Jul 27, 2009 11:08 PM GMT
changed the oil in my car... though i'm pretty sure thats negated by the fact that i was wearing 100 dollar pink plaid shorts
Jul 27, 2009 11:16 PM GMT
I farted loudly and laughed... but then I always laugh loud or not..

If you ever see me giggling for no apparent reason ;)

baldone Posts: 533
Jul 27, 2009 11:33 PM GMT
work in a gm dealership, so i managed by staff of 6 technicians,4 porters and 3 service writers....thats what i did straight...not what i thought gay...hehehe
jgymnast733 Posts: 1051
Jul 28, 2009 12:53 AM GMT
1.Gave a female co-worker a hug [but she still said" bye sweety"]
2.Looked on a steroids website with a str8 maintance guy[then he asked me to massage his neck]..
3.Gave an attractive woman my umbrella[ it was raining as she exited Prada]
4.Looked at my dick as i pissed and said "Damn it's nice having a big dick". then i shook it and pulled on it a few times so the guy at the next urinal could see it.....
Jul 28, 2009 1:01 AM GMT

Yuck, it's too straight in here.

........................................

My, what tiny waists.
Jul 28, 2009 1:12 AM GMT
I actually laughed at a little "Straight humor" just now...

wrestlervic Posts: 1773
Jul 28, 2009 1:41 AM GMT
I got out of my chair and gave out an old-man-bad-back sigh.
TrowelMonger Posts: 894
Jul 28, 2009 2:39 AM GMT
Everything. I AM straight.
Hillie Posts: 1911
Jul 28, 2009 2:44 AM GMT


Went and bought a Jockstrap for the wrestling match..............w/ my bf
mickeytopogig... Posts: 2718
Jul 28, 2009 2:48 AM GMT
8:00 AM Woke up with piss hard-on
8:02 AM Fucked my wife
8:07 AM Texted my mistress. Yes, I was done fucking my wife.
9:00 AM Fucked my mistress. Yes, I can be ready in less than an hour.
1:00 PM Slammed a Pabst.
4:00 PM Watched the Three Stooges and laughed out loud.
9:00 PM Had the dog lick peanut butter off my balls.
9:35 PM Fucked my wife. She likes the smell of peanut butter on my balls.
Dragoonxi Posts: 564
Jul 28, 2009 2:58 AM GMT
People are so backwards it's not even funny anymore.
Jul 28, 2009 3:10 AM GMT
I got my man back
TattooJock Posts: 520
Jul 28, 2009 3:29 AM GMT
I held the door open for a woman
Jul 28, 2009 3:34 AM GMT
TrowelMonger saidEverything. I AM straight.

Right! You and Muttskins.
TrowelMonger Posts: 894
Jul 28, 2009 4:13 AM GMT
Global_Citizen said
TrowelMonger saidEverything. I AM straight.

Right! You and Muttskins.

Damn straight lol. What are muttskins?
Engineer Posts: 413
Jul 28, 2009 4:42 AM GMT
I did not kiss or checked out any man today... OMG, that not straight, that's pathetic
Engineer Posts: 413
Jul 28, 2009 4:45 AM GMT
TrowelMonger said
Global_Citizen said
TrowelMonger saidEverything. I AM straight.

Right! You and Muttskins.

Damn straight lol. What are muttskins?


A quick search in forum seems to signal that muttskins is (yes, not "are") now known as Mutty. Oh.

Jul 28, 2009 4:51 AM GMT
Jul 28, 2009 5:02 AM GMT
mickeytopogigio said8:00 AM Woke up with piss hard-on
8:02 AM Fucked my wife
8:07 AM Texted my mistress. Yes, I was done fucking my wife.
9:00 AM Fucked my mistress. Yes, I can be ready in less than an hour.
1:00 PM Slammed a Pabst.
4:00 PM Watched the Three Stooges and laughed out loud.
9:00 PM Had the dog lick peanut butter off my balls.
9:35 PM Fucked my wife. She likes the smell of peanut butter on my balls.


awesome


thot this was funny
dougyang Posts: 36
Jul 28, 2009 5:05 AM GMT
I beat my wife again.
Quadlex Posts: 55
Jul 28, 2009 1:26 PM GMT
Ahem. Alright, taking the topic as given...

Went to my job as a Software Engineer, hung shit on woman drivers, went to Rover Scouts, planned a camp for a few weekends time, drove around in my Ute (4WD, Xtra Cab Hilux, 2008 model, Trayback), rewore a t-shirt because I'd "Only" worn it for about 6 hours the day before.
Jul 28, 2009 1:31 PM GMT
RST2009 said
mickeytopogigio said8:00 AM Woke up with piss hard-on
8:02 AM Fucked my wife
8:07 AM Texted my mistress. Yes, I was done fucking my wife.
9:00 AM Fucked my mistress. Yes, I can be ready in less than an hour.
1:00 PM Slammed a Pabst.
4:00 PM Watched the Three Stooges and laughed out loud.
9:00 PM Had the dog lick peanut butter off my balls.
9:35 PM Fucked my wife. She likes the smell of peanut butter on my balls.


awesome


thot this was funny


Married people donīt get this much sex. Not even republican senators.
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