Adolescent Terminology for Anatomy

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    Jul 28, 2009 9:01 PM GMT
    Are you kidding me? I was just perusing the forums and was disturbed by one of the replies to a post.

    Who seriously uses the term "willy" or "wee, wee" anymore?
    Adolescent terminology for body parts on a sexually charged *adult* online forum is supremely bizarre.

    If terms like "cock, dick, shlong, tool or piece" are too vulgar maybe "adults" should stick with more clinical terms like "penis, genitals or appendage".

    "Willy" has connotations in line with the sexual and emotional development of a 3rd grader.

    I know it sounds judgmental but those terms really make my skin crawl. If a guy ever asked me to suck his "willy" I'd involuntarily wretch.
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    Jul 28, 2009 11:38 PM GMT


    Is it that Serious? It's just a willy doesn't this read a little better



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    Jul 28, 2009 11:40 PM GMT
    the one that gets me is "junk"

    WTF?
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    Jul 28, 2009 11:40 PM GMT
    are you judging my naming of ma little Johnson? are you telling me I can't call ma winky a winky?

    I don't like you.
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    Jul 28, 2009 11:40 PM GMT
    if I injected blue M&Ms into my knee, would it stop hurting?
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    Jul 28, 2009 11:42 PM GMT
    Lostboy saidthe one that gets me is "junk"

    I watched a movie a while ago where a women used the term "junk punch"

    I've wanted to do it ever since... icon_confused.gif

    Not to my self though..
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    Jul 28, 2009 11:52 PM GMT
    fuck poll and tool sound incredibly juvenile to me
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    Jul 28, 2009 11:59 PM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor said
    lilTanker saidfuck poll and tool sound incredibly juvenile to me


    hehe,,, Ben, that whole response above was a joke! When someone says fuck pole to me, I get a big grin as it's pretty silly and the word tool reminds me of the word douche... I actually don't use any of the words above other that cock...

    but please... still don't punch ma junk!

    hahaha I don't think I could junk punch anyone.. I see a guy on tv get hit in the nuts and I cringe *shudders*


    oooh my wing wang *nods*
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    Jul 29, 2009 12:00 AM GMT
    'willy' is perfectly acceptable when used by a Brit

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    Jul 29, 2009 12:04 AM GMT
    Timberoo said'willy' is perfectly acceptable when used by a Brit


    no it's not, I've had a british guy tell me once (in the pompous high class british accent) tell me to "suck his willy"

    let's just say I didn't do as requested...
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    Jul 29, 2009 12:07 AM GMT
    lilTanker said
    Timberoo said'willy' is perfectly acceptable when used by a Brit


    no it's not, I've had a british guy tell me once (in the pompous high class british accent) tell me to "suck his willy"

    let's just say I didn't do as requested...


    obviously context is key
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    Jul 29, 2009 12:16 AM GMT
    lilTanker saidoooh my wing wang *nods*

    LOL! I think the first time I heard that term was in the Australian move "Priscilla."

    There have always been euphemisms and slang for the male genitals. I try to use those that I think my listeners will know, even if I don't use them often myself. "Junk" doesn't really impress me, for instance, but it seems to be the fashion with younger gays, so I'll write it here sometimes.

    And speaking of the Brits, here's this Monty Python clip, which I think is the 3rd time I've embedded it here, and guess I'll have to desist now:

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    Jul 29, 2009 12:26 AM GMT
    Timberoo saidif I injected blue M&Ms into my knee, would it stop hurting?



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    Jul 29, 2009 12:27 AM GMT
    Hillie said
    Timberoo saidif I injected blue M&Ms into my knee, would it stop hurting?



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    Jul 29, 2009 4:10 AM GMT
    Timberoo said'willy' is perfectly acceptable when used by a Brit



    ...mmm, I might have to hear it used in context. It might sound odd enough to be cute from a Brit... but I'd be highly suspicious of that claim
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    Jul 29, 2009 4:13 AM GMT
    lilTanker saidare you judging my naming of ma little Johnson? are you telling me I can't call ma winky a winky?

    I don't like you.


    I'm sorry your Johnson is "little"... I guess it's only appropriate to call it a winky then.

    Perhaps if such terms are used to refer to the diminutive size of said package... it's actually a courtesy to those who might find the size a deal 'maker or breaker'.
    Sorry about your winky. ;o)
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    Jul 29, 2009 1:26 PM GMT
    Penis.
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    Jul 29, 2009 2:26 PM GMT
    lol a guy I use to sleep with who had a 13 inch cock, thick, would refer to it as his wee wee.

    I thought it was so funny.

    If I ever have kids, I will never give them kiddy names for their anatomy. Their penis is their penis and their vagina will be their vagina, because some kids never grow out of it.

    A guy referring to his 13 inch cock as a wee wee!

    We called ours dingaling when I was kid. Our dingaling or our privates. I don't even know when I started calling it my penis. Probably around age 8.
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    Jul 29, 2009 2:28 PM GMT
    Timberoo saidif I injected blue M&Ms into my knee, would it stop hurting?


    hahaha i love this.
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    Jul 29, 2009 2:28 PM GMT
    keep your hoo-hoo-dilly to yourself please