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Today, I saw a little old lady (like 5'4" and probably in her late 60's) rockin a pair of daisy dukes. Surprisingly she had nice legs. I guess age doesn't matter.. If you got it, flaunt it!

I'm watching What Not to Wear and Stacy told a lady she was dressed like a bus boy.

She literally just said it again as I typed this hahahaha

I woke up to a weird banging sound(took me 10minutes to get out of bed to check it out) It was my cat Daisey. Her head was stuck in a coke-a-cola box and she was trying to get it off lol

I saw two beavers in a park today. I was fascinated for a few minutes.

The compliments I got at work for my baking skills. I never knew I could make amazingly tasty strewberry-banana bread.

Talking on the phone with my rather new bf... :-)

pdxboxer's post on another topic. Scroll all the way down to the last few posts today. His is there.

http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/92169


....wow.

my boyfriend

Teaching my class today - someone came up to me afterward and said that no matter how bad they felt before coming in to my class that my attitude and enthusiasm made them feel very special. Thats what made me smile today.

Having lunch with a new friend today

Doing a reenactment of "Dirty Dancing" at work...I have a very strange office, and today was our quarterly kick-off which was 80s movie themed.

Oh yeah, and before work my boyfriend made me smile!

Having dinner with my partner and his niece, her husband and their 6-year-old daughter at a nice seafood restaurant, all just down from Atlanta. I was smiling the whole time. And of course we don't have to conceal our personal relationship, either in public here or with any of his large family. Plenty of reasons to smile.

I got tickets to blink 182 in august. I did more than smile.

The fact that Lilltanker has feelings for me

God bless his little heart

I was going to take the elevator in the place I work and there was a mother with a tiny new born babe, he was so beautiful, when I saw him a big smile came to my face!

some delicious Indian Food for dinner with an amazing old friend

I had oral surgery today, and an incredibly nice man whom I recently met showed up with a Frosty and offered to walk my dog. Wow.

Having dinner with a few friends that I haven't seen in six years

GwgTrunks saidThe compliments I got at work for my baking skills. I never knew I could make amazingly tasty strewberry-banana bread. e

i love to bake and this sounds great...must have rreceipe

having dinner with 2 very good friends tonight

my neighbors are moving....

This awesome dude called me. . It was great hearing his voice and talking to him. :

when i gave a free slice of cake to the 2 people outside my work who were volunteering for HRC trying to get people to sign up and donate.

I saw my once most disliked uncle today, and not only had he lost his huge belly, but he was finally talking to me like an adult, and cracked a joke on one of his friends. Now he's probably the only uncle in Tucson I don't hate, haha.

Oh, and a girl was checking me out; without knowing that she didn't have a chance. It was funny.

A cab getting pulled over by the CPD.

My son told me he thought I was the best dad in the world.

Got a ticket to see Jay Brannan sing today. Show was great!

Hobronto's quick post about "Forensic Files" on FB.

Holding hands with a cute guy while walking up at Cottonwood

I'm going on a road trip today with my best friend to see My Bloody Valentine in concert. Can't wait.

I was able to entertain a few of my closest friends this evening.

They enjoyed prosecco, proscuitto, grossini, dates, smoked scamorsa, fruilano, caccitore, grapes, cherries and olives.

What made me smile was the knowing looks on their faces - they all knew that there would be food here for them when they got here... and they enjoyed it all.

After sitting around and chatting for a good part of the evening, we ventured to the hottub, the pool and the sauna to finish off the evening.

Here's to good friends who can put a smile on your face!

The end of the shift at work.

Observed a Toddler during lunch with her mommy or nanny picking at a hard boiled egg. She found the yoke and yelled BALL and threw it at the adult female hitting her in the head. Best laugh of the day.

Leaving the library after 5 hours of organic chemistry and animal diversity.

Lying on the Panama City Beach watching hot straight guys walk in board shorts. YUM

I won three rounds of "Star Trek Scene It" today. We all switched teams every time. (It's not because I know Star Trek Well... which was even funnier!)

Seeing that I was only one section away from completing this chapter of Calculus. Just trying not to think about the new section I'll start Monday...

this post lmfao

Watching House Bunny earlier and then chatting with the sweetest guy ever.

talking on the phone with the sweetest guy ever! Wish i was inCA!

seein Chil's tanline

I found out today that I got "Employee of the Month", had a excellent fruit smoothie which was nicely blended and well smooth.LOL.

whosyourpaddy

Came up 2 dollars short buying lunch today and left my debit card at work by accident, so this really nice guy in line behind me picked up the missing two dollars for me so i wouldn't have to run back. I love nice people!

Also, reading some of these posts made me smile.

I ran into a good friend of mine on the street, he is straight.........and we were shooting the breeze and joking around........and he said.............

I'm always watching your back........meaning...........he always has my best interests in his mind.......and will mess up anybody who has other intentions........

I was getting the mail earlier today, and I saw a squirrel climbing a tree a few feet away. I looked at him, and he looked at me. I tried to snap a picture with my cameraphone, but the little guy took off.

Pinched a sizable loaf on the toilet today. I felt so fresh and cleaned out afterward.

My boyfriend messaged me and says he is feeling better (got sick recently)

Did my monthly weigh-in at the gym this morning...gained 2 lbs!! Up to 168!!


Also...Norfolk Southern RR stock closed up at nearly $43.00 a share!!!

Cheers,
Keith

I watched the painful awkwardness of bromance in action in I Love You, Man

watching a crowd of people dance to a set by Deekline. Bootybass, electro and fidget.....blowing it up!

To be honest, smiling hurts my face. I try to avoid it at all costs.

Jogging through the botanic gardens, next to Sydney harbour - such a beautiful setting AND it was made all the more enjoyable due to the outstanding weather.

I spent the night babysitting my nephew. He's such a good kid. Was a fun night

It's too early, I haven't smiled yet.

EDIT: I just checked my email and read some quotes from my mother that made me chuckly heartily.

On the adulterous Tenn. state senator:
These evangelicals just can't keep it in their pants. Guess God told him to do it. He looks yucky.
MOM

In response to a previous email I sent her:
Stop using abbreviations. It took me 5 minutes to figure out what btw meant. Yeah, I know I'm stupid.
MOM

I love that she caps locks MOM every email.

Some people mistake a baby's flatulent gas for a smile.

This happens to me too once in awhile.

finding my dalmation pup. I WUFF you!

enjoying this quiet morning with a cup of coffee and Anita Baker tunes puts a smile on my face every time......

Getting a hug off a close mate

my friend K . . . . for chasing for gigs he wants and landing them.

My 9 yr old son gets up every morning I have him; the first thing he does is come into my room and gives me a big hug and says "I love you dad".

Unfortunately thats usually code for him wanting to play his playstation 2 first thing in the morning, haha.

Starting my roids and my antacids today made me smile..

*nods*

matey saidThe fact that Lilltanker has feelings for me

God bless his little heart

Hey!! Don't forget about me Patty.

I was laughing and smiling before I even got out of bed today. My beagles always get me going.

They added Sheera: Princess Of Power to Hulu.com.
I thought wow, they put on the original Queer As Folk and now Sheera... how gay is Hulu now?!? Love it

hmm... i've only been up for an hour and a half... i haven't smiled yet.

Reading my b.f.'s itinerary for his next visit here - plus the words of love (so soft and tender) made me smile this morning.

My two chows - licking my legs as I tie my shoes (we're headed out for our walk and rabbit patrol) are making me laugh - they want me to hurry up!

seeing my dogs' wagging tails the moment I walked in after being stuck all night in O'Hare Airport!

SAHEM62896 saidseeing my dogs' wagging tails the moment I walked in after being stuck all night in O'Hare Airport!

Looking at SAHEM62896's profile. Oh, and watching my new Gourami play with the older Gourami.

wrestlervic said

SAHEM62896 saidseeing my dogs' wagging tails the moment I walked in after being stuck all night in O'Hare Airport!

Looking at SAHEM62896's profile. Oh, and watching my new Gourami play with the older Gourami.

Careful there. Gouramis are from the same family as Siamese Fighting Fish (hence the same cheerful colorations in the native strains). In instances where it seems like they're 'playing', they're actually fighting. Most males of both gouramis and bettas are VERY territorial.

SAHEM62896 saidseeing my dogs' wagging tails the moment I walked in after being stuck all night in O'Hare Airport!

I've always wondered what dogs are thinking when their owners return from a long absence.

"Oh my God, you're back! I thought you were dead!"

Maybe that should be "Oh my Dog, you're back..."

Watching my two dogs play this morning. The older one who recently lost a leg to cancer, was having a blast!

zotamorf62 said

SAHEM62896 saidseeing my dogs' wagging tails the moment I walked in after being stuck all night in O'Hare Airport!

I've always wondered what dogs are thinking when their owners return from a long absence.

"Oh my God, you're back! I thought you were dead!"

Hey, I hope to be HALF the person my dogs think I am!

I finally made a good cup of coffee and lovin every sip.

zotamorf62 saidMaybe that should be "Oh my Dog, you're back..."

Only if the pup is dyslexic....

i was at a yoga class as part of a friends commitment ceremony this weekend and it was his gradma's 91st birthday today.

and she got down on the mat besides me and she did the downward doggie pose with a lot of determination and resolve.

that made me smile.

redbull saidMy 9 yr old son gets up every morning I have him; the first thing he does is come into my room and gives me a big hug and says "I love you dad".

Unfortunately thats usually code for him wanting to play his playstation 2 first thing in the morning, haha.

That is truly so sweet.

Didnt leave work until midnight yesterday and recieved a call at 6am this morning from my boss asking me to please come in to prepare the presidental suite for a VIP...Once i arrived i noticed an envelope on my desk containing a nice bonus..That made me smile....
I really didnt expect it and i love the fact that my boss values my attention to detail....

moving to my new place today! buying new furniture!

I was able to help out a good friend of mine today through a very tough situation. Lots of tears, but in the end lots of smiles. Friends are absolutley something to smile about and be thankful for each and every day!

I got hired today.

I have a shit-eating grin on my face right now.

ThelStrat -- Congrats on the new job! I remember your earlier thread, when you were on a job search.


(bragging alert) 2 separate incidents of 2 cute women checking me out

6 years after injuring my knee during a race, avoiding surgery and choosing to heal naturally, I finally ran my first 5K race pain free.

A young kid at the gym today was trying to show off his manliness by droping the weights on the floor on purpose.

shopping, and Karen Carpenter . . .

Finally someone talked to me on this site =)

I posted a smart-ass reply to a forum with some bonehead religious topic and it started a volcanic eruption of christian vs. atheist, I'm offended, you shouldn't say that, I'll pray for you, scripture quotes, my feelings are hurt, yada yada yada posts. Religious zealots are so easily manipulated!!

Waking up and seeing my boyfriend Kevin sleeping next to me.

ill go with yesterdays things

I saw a guy at the pool i guard that looked exactly like danny devito
I got free cake and sandwiches
I convinced 2 young kids that I was shia lebough
the sky looked amazing all day
I got to wake up next to my boyfriend that morning
chipotle, a sweet workout, and seeing my bff whos been gone for 3 weeks

theres 8, its the little things

Today I called my sister and broke the ice. We had a bad falling out about 2 years ago and haven't spoken since.

We laughed.cried.and buried the hatchet.

Big smile

Today I went to go see "The Ugly truth" (which is so funny btw) with Josh. Then we ate pizza and went to hangout at the beach.

Nitro and El Toro at Six Flags Great Adventure put a huge smile on my face today.

my little nephew when he said my name for the first time....

the drunk at the park, dancing in the middle of street. The black girl with the fur skates Who I said like your skates, and she said i like you and wiggled her bootie.

Got a few kind messages from some guys this week.

lol my friend Aldo and also Chris

I was woken up with a text message from someone I like that he wanted to pick my up for breakfast.

My three little nephews. They've been making me smile since yesterday evening. The 7 month old is "Happy", all the time. You just give him a smile and he smiles back with the widest smile possible. The middle one is "Bored", 2 months old. He smiles in sleep and when wide awake he just looks at different things. No expression at all. The last one, 3 weeks old, is "Whiny". Cries all the time and smiles like hes teasing "I can smile you old smelly lot! I'm just effing with you because I can". They're the cutest little things and i just wanna dunk them in my (iced) coffee.

my nephew got married today now what makes me smile abojut this is that it is me ex's family and will get to spend tne next several hours at the reception with her....perhaps i should ask her to dance...lol

just a simple call from a friend

Gary Puckett singing live . . .

you happy people are really annoying

I met one of the most coolest person ever to enter my life

Waking up seeing my boyfriend the first thing.

kscott6671 saidWaking up seeing my boyfriend the first thing.

i hate you

"Children's Dental Aid Fail" <-- iGiggled

A brilliant red sunset.

Seeing my garden is coming to life agin after winter. Spring is almost here agin.

I woke up, stumbled out to the living room, and my African Gray parrot lifted his claw in the air, waved to me, and said "I love you".

He's a filthy lair, but I still smiled.

CreaseHem saidI saw two beavers in a park today. I was fascinated for a few minutes.

Lesbo!

I was playing pokemon in the sauna, and after many months of playing a little a couple times a week.. i successfully bred a feebas with a poliwag in order to hatch an egg to give me a feebas with the move hypnosis

alllright

I received an email tonight from one of the hottest and funnest men I've ever met. Can't wait to get back to Arizona!

To dance in your home with no cares in the world, sweating, moving and just smiling on how joyous it is!

withHonor saidTo dance in your home with no cares in the world, sweating, moving and just smiling on how joyous it is!

So......you are practicing your moves in preparation for when you hit the dance floor.

YOUR post made me smile today!

large pot of homemade sauce simmering on the stove...made pasta salad that i am taking to a cookout with very good friends this afternoon

baldone saidlarge pot of homemade sauce simmering on the stove...made pasta salad that i am taking to a cookout with very good friends this afternoon

Mmmmmmm That sauce smells Good!

Gabby my basset hound on the web cam!!! She can't travel, but she sure misses me.

Tony cause that man so CRAZY......LOL

Finding an extremely-rare vinyl record today, as well as some great happycore tracks.

My cat....she can be so cute...

The movie Tommy Boy came on as i was getting ready for work, that movie is my favorite, and always makes me smile

Spongebob Squarepants.

the kids I teach at work.

I'm glad this thread is still going!

Waking up in the arms of my boyfriend made me smile today

morning kisses from the dogs, and morning wood from my partner.

Skittles.

I had a wonderful dinner with family and friends tonight. It was such a hot summer day but the night turned into a beautiful summer's evening.

Well, while at the gym today, a gaggle of teen girls came up to me exclaiming that one of them thought I was Super Cute...I laughed to myself and smiled!


Oh...and my ex texted me after about a month of not talking since he broke up with me. I smiled knowing...that they always come crawling back! (that's sarcasm...I'm not that full of myself!)

Horseback riding through Hollywood made made me smile and appreciate that I live in a place where this is made available for me. I rode an awesome blonde stallion, soaked in some sun and talked about life with an old friend. Heaven can be place on Earth..even if it's only isolated in a quick flash of time.

my favorite porn star of all time sent me an email saying he jacks off to my pics from time to time. it was more of a than a , but the former merged into the latter after a little while.

xrichx saidToday, I saw a little old lady (like 5'4" and probably in her late 60's) rockin a pair of daisy dukes. Surprisingly she had nice legs. I guess age doesn't matter.. If you got it, flaunt it!

Why did it suprise you that she had 'nice legs'? It is possible in your late 60's - for guys too! Reading you forum made me smile!

my dogs greeting me with unconditional love as I walked in from a long day at work. It's the best feeling ever!

Nene and her crazy self (if you know who she is then great)

Fun game night I had with good friends.

A first class upgrade for a long flight home tonight.

MY FRIENDS....while we were going downtown whit max volume on the cars radio listening " I GOTTA FEELING""


http://www.goear.com/listen/08e2de4/I-Gotta-Feeling-black-eyed-peas

What made me smile? Checking out the cute dads on my sons' first day back to school...

Watching my boyfriend wake up this morning.

Our team group run this morning...nothing brings a smile to my face like running 10 miles before 6am with 2 of my closest running friends. :-D

2 things: Gnarls Barkley - Smiley Faces & the things people say sometimes ... even the more introverted.

went on a date last night with an awesome guy

surferdude1101 saidwent on a date last night with an awesome guy

awwww. awesome!

1. Joking with a coworker in the elevator this morning about having anal glaucoma (when you cannot see your ass going into work).

2. Remembrance of getting laid last night.

that krakajak being a complete douche americans loves to hate

Having an open, encouraging and supportive conversation with my mother today. Those are quite rare since we both tend in having shut personalities.

a pimple

reading the profiles of people who've viewed mine

ZDREW's post about the MOTD!

this really hot ROTC guy i passed on the sidewalk ;)

upsguy68 saidZDREW's post about the MOTD!

lol true

seeing that my favorite yoga teacher is scheduled for class today

my dogs made me smile today... I want to be half the person they think I am.

You people with boyfriends make me wanna gag. lol

Ill get back to you on the smiling thing.

A nice message from someone.

czarodziej saidthis really hot ROTC guy i passed on the sidewalk ;)

Gotta love random acts of eye candy!

The sound of my b.f. sighing and talking to me this morning at 5:30 a.m.

Getting a sweet text from a guy I've just met but has amazing possibilities. Gawd, I feel like a schoolgirl!

This morning after my morning walk/run and taking a shower, and before going to work, I put on my lounge wear and ate breakfast outside, enjoying the nice breeze in the shade blowing between my toes.

I couldn't make sense of the word "sturdy" on the headline of a newspaper this morning. I re-read it seven times, each time coming up with a different word. Studly? Saturday? Study? Strappy? I laughed out loud when I finally figured out what it was and said, "HA! STURDY!"

The barista at my cafe asked, "Sorry, you wanted your coffee to... what?"

kscott6671 saidWatching my boyfriend wake up this morning.

this is so cute

I guess... receiving a text message from the boy I like. I know, it's tacky, but he is just so damn handsome

matt45710 saidGetting a sweet text from a guy I've just met but has amazing possibilities. Gawd, I feel like a schoolgirl!

This WAS me a couple of weeks ago. UGH!

my friend matt banks who took off his shirt on webcam today. totally unexpected yet welcome lol.

Gaston213's profile pic.

Receiving $1000 in donations today for the Aids Ride, Braking the Cycle. Even with the economy people are still generous. Amazing!!!

Seeing this..

All of Charlie Winston's work puts a smile on my face....

Hehe.
Poor Baby.

One of my coworkers won $100 on a scratch off today and she got so happy she started jumping around and dancing..... and then she fell.... and then got back up and kept jumping around... my manager had it on the security cam all night....

my son won his football game, 58 - 32.

A copy of the DVD, "For The Bible Tells Me So" (that I ordered from Amazon.com), came in the mail today. I'm going to send it to my crazy religious nut mother.

I did not work at a bar tonight. I did not go to a bar tonight. I stayed home and stole the neighbor's wifi. That me smile tonight! LOL

I had brunch with a friend who exclaimed "I am so fucking bubbly!"

I ate Thai food from this place in Fremont tonight and the flavors are still dancing around in my mouth. So good. mmmm

took my son to the beach he had a blast

DJack1 made me smile today...over and over and over again...your a special guy darrick!!

I was scuba diving at a nearby jetty today.

It was quite bad visability, very very cloudy, didn't get any worthwhile pictures.. But the thing that made me smile?

A very large school of Sweep decided that my buddy and myself were VERY interesting. We had them hang around me for 30 minutes trying to work out what I was and get into every picture I was taking!

Watching Veronica Mars

I message people alot, complimenting them on their profiles, and saying hello and maybe asking how they're doing. Usually they read the message and don't respond at all, but today someone actually responded. With a "thanks but I'm not interested," But at least I got a message!

That I just put myself in a "whatever" mindset to those negative folks out there. I choose to go past the continued bitching and itching about life and surround myself with folks who want to move forward and improve. Rather than sit there and point fingers at each other.

I finally watched my Tivo'd 2nd episode of GLEE -- love, love, LOVE that show. It just makes you smile and is such a joy to watch. Loved "The AcaFellas" this episode.

A really nice guy I met yesterday messaged me about what a nice time he had yesterday and would like to meet again .

I just saw a pic of my drunk ass swinging on a toddlers swing set at a party last night. Good times.

Pan Cakes!

Hugs. I got hugs!

school apps and playing lady gaga as i stress about them... made me smile to hear her voice..then i danced (:

the presence of my awesome bf!

It's Spring time down here in Oz, and blues sky shining down on me, nothing but blue sky do I see.

I was out shopping today and I came "The Kite Runner" for practically nothing. Came home and watched it, I forgot how good this movie is, it made smile while I was watching it.

try the book

I had a scrumptious brunch with 3 close friends.

My son was extra clingy today. I loved it.

I commented on a photo on facebook of one of my friends and called her a "dirty prostitute" or something along those lines, and she sent me a message saying, "just when i am getting out of a hole of depression, you throw me back in.... i miss you and your cruel ways"

that made me smile

The Beyonce video kind of brought tears to my eyes. I like her more and more.

The $50 I found while cleaning and the further enjoyment it gave me when I bought David Sedaris' "When You Are Engulfed In Flames" cd.

Learning that USC lost yesterday and fell down, down, down in the rankings...go Washington!! :-D

I just had a friend send me this link.

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Loved the book "Kite Runner" amazing book which also made a great movie.

The cutie who walked into my work the other day for the first time, walked in again today and actually complimented the shirt I was wearing. Made my day

GFORCE's topic, "Hot Men Come In All Colours!!"

Three things come to mind at the moment from today.
Hearing my bf's ringtone.
Having my dog's all try to snuggle up against me at the same time,
Singing in a chorus.

Robbie Williams has a new album coming out in early November.
My best friend texted me a really snarky comment about an ex of mine.
I thought about what I really want to do for a career and it all made sense.

Seeing my best friend from home
The sun
Being alive
The love of good friends
Fixing my hookah
Listening to weezer

Having my 3 boxers wagging their tails like crazy and whinning like kids in a candy store because they just wana lick my face when I walk thru the frontdoor

shortmuscleguy saidHaving my 3 boxers wagging their tails like crazy and whinning like kids in a candy store because they just wana lick my face when I walk thru the frontdoor

now thats true love.... :-)

I was at work and I was running the ice skating rink. These two brothers about 5 and 3 I'd say were getting ready to go ice skate and the older one said "I am SUCH a good skater! I'm so good.", to his little brother. Then he said "you're a really good skater too Asa" and gave him a kiss

Eating lunch with this guy in one of my classes at school. Hes a part time Hollister model....everytime he smiles I blush ...its ridiculous, youd think I was 14

The City Parking Commission meeting I was supposed to go to today was cancelled! Those things are truly like watching paint dry...

My bf sending me a text..oh some of the things he says, blush, then smile

I woke up.

The BF is moving back home! the commute is over!!!!!

dancerjack saidmy favorite porn star of all time sent me an email saying he jacks off to my pics from time to time. it was more of a than a , but the former merged into the latter after a little while.

that make me smile

Got a call from an out of town friend...

On my way to the gym, I saw some girl walking her spotted Great Dane.

That dog was freakin huge! But it was also cute.

School is crazy ( but great) got home yesterday after busting my butt & too tired to fix anything to eat, so I had 2 glasses of milk. Cold milk going down - instant food......I was so hungry and my belly felt really full - that was great.

My black Lab pup Stella really gets into her back scratching on the carpet snaking her way across the room and usually has to yelp a couple times it's just sooo good. Cracks me up every time.

I got a phone call from a good friend.
We always make each other laugh.
Tomorrow, we're meeting for lunch.

Actually the most awesome thing was on Veteran's Day. I saw my guy on Fox News lol. He was saying hi to everyone. Everyone at the station started cheering when they saw him. It was really awesome to see him, and he looked good, which made me feel good. I miss the dude a lot, and can't wait for him to come home

I thought about it again when I woke up, about how good he looked, and it made me smile.

IHG84 saidActually the most awesome thing was on Veteran's Day. I saw my guy on Fox News lol. He was saying hi to everyone. Everyone at the station started cheering when they saw him. It was really awesome to see him, and he looked good, which made me feel good. I miss the dude a lot, and can't wait for him to come home

I thought about it again when I woke up, about how good he looked, and it made me smile.

can we see a pic of the happy couple?

what made me smile today?

my buddy:

http://www.realjock.com/fullphoto/499695

he makes me smile and he makes me happy.

my friends, in general, do.

watching this clip:

joeyveras saidwatching this clip:

OMG I LOVE Joel McHale!
SaltyandSweet made me smile tonight... another RJ gem... <>