Can we consolidate the "Everyone on the planet wants to fuck me and I can't handle the burden anymore!" posts?

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    Jul 30, 2009 5:26 AM GMT
    Here - have at it. Lament away about how life has dealt you a shitty hand by making you so irresistably hot and desirable that EVERYWHERE you go - the gym, the bathroom, the state fair, bar mitzvahs, Cher concerts, ExGay camps - everyone with eyes and/or a functioning sexual organ wants nothing more than to have you deign to penetrate them in your orifice of choice.

    Please - use this thread to lay your burdens down, so that other threads won't be as tempting to you to turn the topic away from whatever it is and to your own god-be-damned-for-saddling-you-with-it fuckability.

    We know it's a heavy cross to bear. It must suck being so hot that you're stalked/worshipped/fantasized about/masturbated over/etc. How you've made it this far is a miracle like no other, and we are here to hear your tragic tales of how others' unrequited lust for you in every one of life's situations is making it hard for you to get through a day.

    Lay it down, you unbearably hot motherfuckers.
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    Jul 30, 2009 6:04 AM GMT
    An ego will automatically turn someone ugly to me. In my book.
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    Jul 30, 2009 6:28 AM GMT
    good grief badmikeyt, did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed? every thread i've read tonight you're dissing on people left and right with the "you think you're so hot and you think everyone wants to fuck you."

    good fucking gawd, give it a rest already. not a single person has expressed that thought.
  • danisnotstr8

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    Jul 30, 2009 6:29 AM GMT
    I was out tonight and I felt what you are talking about. Everywhere I looked, people were speechless because of my unequaled physique and stunning good looks. They asked for my number, and they asked for my hand in marriage. They even took pictures of me with their cellphones, and I expect those pics will appear on "perfectcellphonepicofaman.com" tomorrow. Even still, I forgive them, because they are just liberal losers with fetishes and technology. I'd tell you my full name, but you already know it, because you've read my book and I'm famous.
  • rockleetpt

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    Jul 30, 2009 6:51 AM GMT
    I think that's not what badmikeyt's talking about.

    I think he's talking about how everyone (of course by everyone I mean some people) laments the fact that how they find it hard to make friends, how everyone wants to "stalk/worship/fantasize about/masturbate over/etc" them.

    I think he's talking about how these people don't realize that they do have gay friends either in real life or through the internet, they just can sometimes be so self-absorb and thinking about how everyone wants to screw them up (wether literally or not) that they forget how gay people are people nontheless, people that establishes friendships and meaningfull relationships.

    At least that's what I think, I think his sarcastic tone in which he uses to vent his frustration regarding this subject blocks a clearer approach.

    But that's what I think... and I think a lot (though not necessarly right) icon_biggrin.gif
  • danisnotstr8

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    Jul 30, 2009 6:57 AM GMT
    rockleetpt saidI think that's not what badmikeyt's talking about.

    I think he's talking about how everyone (of course by everyone I mean some people) laments the fact that how they find it hard to make friends, how everyone wants to "stalk/worship/fantasize about/masturbate over/etc" them.

    I think he's talking about how these people don't realize that they do have gay friends either in real life or through the internet, they just can sometimes be so self-absorb and thinking about how everyone wants to screw them up (wether literally or not) that they forget how gay people are people nontheless, people that establishes friendships and meaningfull relationships.

    At least that's what I think, I think his sarcastic tone in which he uses to vent his frustration regarding this subject blocks a clearer approach.

    But that's what I think... and I think a lot (though not necessarly right) icon_biggrin.gif


    Are you drunk?
  • rockleetpt

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    Jul 30, 2009 7:05 AM GMT
    No, why?

    BTW when I said: "I think that's not what badmikeyt's talking about." It wasn't being directed at you, dani, it was targeted at lenoxx, I was just so slow typing that stuff that just so happens you were the last poster hence the possibility of confusion of "I think that's not what badmikeyt's talking about." being targeted at you.
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    Jul 30, 2009 11:37 AM GMT
    I wish I had this problem.
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    Jul 30, 2009 11:57 AM GMT
    Who said I was finding it a burden??

    I am so fucking desirable and awesome that I can handle all of it!
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    Jul 30, 2009 12:34 PM GMT
    Funny thread. I wish I got that kind of attention !! LOL
  • calibro

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    Jul 30, 2009 2:48 PM GMT
    lilTanker saidWho said I was finding it a burden??

    I am so fucking desirable and awesome that I can handle all of it!


    I think we should put that theory to the test :nods:
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    Jul 30, 2009 3:01 PM GMT
    lilTanker saidWho said I was finding it a burden??

    I am so fucking desirable and awesome that I can handle all of it!


    Yay for Tank. icon_smile.gif
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    Jul 30, 2009 3:07 PM GMT
    A gay couple pushed their adopted son into a pile of mud just so I could walk over it without getting my boots dirty.

    Pregnant women give birth prematurely because they orgasm so hard at just the sight of me.

    Men weep knowing their profane mouths are not good enough to pleasure me.

    Upon seeing me, the pope took off his hat and renounced his god, knowing even he was incapable of such perfection.
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    Jul 30, 2009 3:12 PM GMT
    MunchingZombie saidA gay couple pushed their adopted son into a pile of mud just so I could walk over it without getting my boots dirty.

    Pregnant women give birth prematurely because they orgasm so hard at just the sight of me.

    Men weep knowing their profane mouths are not good enough to pleasure me.

    Upon seeing me, the pope took off his hat and renounced his god, knowing even he was incapable of such perfection.


    LMAO! You're an A-lister, mister.

    I think being a B or C lister is just fine :-) Okay D-lister, but don't tell anyone.
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    Jul 30, 2009 3:17 PM GMT
    I too, cannot handle this burden. It's relentless.
    It's so difficult until.. well until the alarm goes off and I wake up.
  • danisnotstr8

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    Jul 30, 2009 3:23 PM GMT
    I'm so pumped up, masculine, and studly that I sometimes feel like my dick is going to explode. However, men still follow me around wherever I go because they can see their own reflections in my head.
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    Jul 30, 2009 3:26 PM GMT
    eh, you're not that hot






    now as for me.... icon_wink.gif




    Truth is, those who THINK they're all that.... AREN'T
    That's why they sell it so hard
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    Jul 30, 2009 3:42 PM GMT
    Finally, people see the humor in it all.
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    Jul 30, 2009 4:07 PM GMT
    I'm so effin' hot that, like the word of your primitive gods, my words are only audible (or visible, in this case) to those who are truly worthy.

    None of y'all can see this post, right??? icon_razz.gif
  • danisnotstr8

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    Jul 30, 2009 4:10 PM GMT
    Pit bulls run from me. My wife, who doesn't know I'm gay so don't fucking tell her and I'm not ready to deal with all that right now so just shut up and suck my dick you little fairy, says I should take a shower. She doesn't realize the dogs are just intimidated.
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    Jul 30, 2009 4:11 PM GMT
    badmikeyt saidFinally, people see the humor in it all.


    Ain't no humor in my curse, man, i know that even when i'm six feet under those damn pervs will dig me up and drench me in embalming fluids just so they can do me a few more times, then cremate me and snort my ashes. Shit, even death ain't no relief.
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    Jul 30, 2009 4:13 PM GMT
    dougyang said
    badmikeyt saidFinally, people see the humor in it all.


    Ain't no humor in my curse, man, i know that even when i'm six feet under those damn pervs will dig me up and drench me in embalming fluids just so they can do me a few more times, then cremate me and snort my ashes. Shit, even death ain't no relief.


    Great post. icon_razz.gif
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    Jul 30, 2009 4:17 PM GMT
    the stress is too hard to handle.. im so glad you made this thread so i can.. feel better about it?
  • danisnotstr8

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    Jul 30, 2009 4:18 PM GMT
    IN ANOTHER THREAD, chuckystud said
    One night a few years back, I was down at The Gayborhood, and it was very early in the morning. I had my shirt off. One little Mexican gay kid wouldn't keep his hand off me. Finally, I warned him not to do it again. He did. I smacked him. He gave me the usual, but, but, I'm a fag, and I should be unconditionally accepted song. I didn't. Folks need a sense of appropriateness. Just because you're gay doesn't mean you need to be sick, or inappropriate.


    I wonder, with all this happening to you all the time, how you manage to get through the days. Poor CS, always the victim.
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    Jul 30, 2009 5:25 PM GMT
    Oh well, sometimes you get what you deserve! icon_twisted.gif

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