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Things gay guys do but straight guys dont
owenowen Posts: 126
Jul 30, 2009 7:48 PM GMT
Last week i had dinner with a straight friend and we shared a desert, (2 spoons 1 bowl). Is this a gay thing or would straight guy's usually do the same?
Jul 30, 2009 8:08 PM GMT
I think this is something indicative of close friends, I wouldn't read too much into it, but if you were using the same utensil, that would be a different story.

But I'm a bad judge of these things, I usually have to be slapped in the face by a guy's cock before I realize he's hitting on me.
Jul 30, 2009 8:40 PM GMT
my old (straight) roomie and I used to share a pint of ice cream all the time....1 pint 2 spoons...I don't think it means anything...easier than splitting the ice cream (or what have you) into two bowls...
Jul 31, 2009 1:01 AM GMT
I've shared a desert with a straight friend a few times.
He doesn't know that I'm gay, but I don't think that it would stop him either.
Jul 31, 2009 5:10 AM GMT
I don't think straight guys manscape as often as we do.
Jul 31, 2009 5:19 AM GMT
My boyfriend would never share his dessert. He's a power eater, so it wouldn't be in my best interest anyway.

Straight guys don't obsess about marriage equality, masculinity or being straight-acting nearly as much as gay guys do.
skifan08 Posts: 448
Jul 31, 2009 5:25 AM GMT
makeumyne said
Straight guys don't obsess about marriage equality, masculinity or being straight-acting nearly as much as gay guys do.


Very true. I don't think they have sex with other men nearly as much either.


As for the ice cream sharing. Interestingly enough, I've only shared desserts with either female friends, (both male and female) cousins or gay friends. Hmmm.... maybe they're afraid they'll catch the gay?
Jul 31, 2009 6:11 AM GMT
I dont like anyone diggin into my food, I dont care who they are...not even my husband or my kids...Get your own I tell them!!

I think two gay guys would sit together in a movie theatre but you always see the straight guys with a seat in between them...this always cracks me up. To me its screaming...."no im not gay!!!"

Jul 31, 2009 7:58 AM GMT
I think the only difference between me and a straight guy is that I like to sink ma cock into a guys arse.. and maybe have him do the same in returns..

Now many straight guys just don't appreciate it when I sink my cock into there arse.. thus.. I believe.. this is how they are different from me
Jul 31, 2009 8:06 AM GMT
I don't know too many straight guys who clean themselves out in order to get ready for some hot bed thrashing fun!
captproton Posts: 162
Jul 31, 2009 9:13 AM GMT
Watch UFC. Oh, wait...

Drink til they puke. Oh, wait...

Check themselves in the mirror at the gym. Oh, wait...

Obsess about shoes. Oh, wait...

Squeeze my biceps. Oh, wait...
Ghen Posts: 1293
Jul 31, 2009 11:00 AM GMT
I would say that straight guys don't take it in the ass as much as gay guys, but then there is pegging and 100% tops...so I'll have to revise my answer and say that more gay guys tends to own the dvd boxset of sex and the city than straight guys.
rnch Posts: 1508
Jul 31, 2009 12:00 PM GMT
i wonder if str8 guys rim as much as we do?
Mikeylikesit Posts: 748
Jul 31, 2009 12:15 PM GMT
rnch saidi wonder if str8 guys rim as much as we do?


They eat pussy silly!!....No rim.....
Jul 31, 2009 12:56 PM GMT
I'm sorry but why in the hell would anyone share their dessert?
That's f'n socialism, communism, and satanism right there.

I think gay sex acts are about it.

All the straight men I've ever known as just as vain, butch to femme, arrogant, crude, etc., as any gay man you can meet. I even know a couple of straight men who make their wives put fingers up their bum during sex to increase their orgasm with prostate massage! But again, that's typical selfish man behavior - do this for me so it feels better - as opposed to a gay/straight paradigm division.

Someone mentioned Sex and the City...might have to concede that one.

And analyzing what people say...come to where I work. So of my straight male coworkers are the most gossipy of the bunch and over-read into EVERYTHING the admin office says or does.
Jul 31, 2009 1:06 PM GMT
makeumyne saidMy boyfriend would never share his dessert. He's a power eater, so it wouldn't be in my best interest anyway.

Straight guys don't obsess about marriage equality, masculinity or being straight-acting nearly as much as gay guys do.


Thatīs because they are OK already. Itīs like republican (and democrat sadly) senators who donīt worry about health care costs. They are fine already
Medic911 Posts: 131
Jul 31, 2009 1:17 PM GMT
Things Gay Guys Do That Straight Guys Don't


Survey says:


Fuck other men in the ass.



Hmmm, that was the number one answer.
BodyWork4 Posts: 1976
Jul 31, 2009 2:06 PM GMT
owenowen saidLast week i had dinner with a straight friend and we shared a desert, (2 spoons 1 bowl). Is this a gay thing or would straight guy's usually do the same?


Yes only gay guys would use a seperate spoon... Your friend is obviously sooo gay.
Halfstep Posts: 534
Aug 01, 2009 2:46 PM GMT
owenowen saidLast week i had dinner with a straight friend and we shared a desert, (2 spoons 1 bowl). Is this a gay thing or would straight guy's usually do the same?


I've had straight friends share deserts. Believe it or not I was the one most uptight about it because my friend had a cold sore so I kind stuck to the one small portion he hadn't dipped at.

The only thing that truly separates us from straight men, is perhaps both the craving to both have sex with man/have a relationship with a man, and the nuts to actually act on it, because I believe that just as there are many gay men who have some fantasies about women, there are plenty of straight men who have fantasies about men also.
Aug 01, 2009 3:41 PM GMT
One of my favorite quotes ever about the men in Seattle was that it was the only city in the world where you could meet a passive, effiminate, tree-hugging, bluedogdemocrat, environmentalist, ultra-moody emo guy and have him be 100% heterosexual.
Aug 01, 2009 3:52 PM GMT
lilTanker saidI think the only difference between me and a straight guy is that I like to sink ma cock into a guys arse.. and maybe have him do the same in returns..

Now many straight guys just don't appreciate it when I sink my cock into there arse.. thus.. I believe.. this is how they are different from me


add a few beers to the straight guy and sometimes they are much more appreciative then they originally appear
ChilaxinJOCK0... Posts: 437
Aug 01, 2009 3:53 PM GMT
lilTanker saidI think the only difference between me and a straight guy is that I like to sink ma cock into a guys arse.. and maybe have him do the same in returns..

Now many straight guys just don't appreciate it when I sink my cock into there arse.. thus.. I believe.. this is how they are different from me



hahaha awesome
wouldlikemusc... Posts: 27
Aug 01, 2009 3:54 PM GMT
k1052 said
add a few beers to the straight guy and sometimes they are much more appreciative then they originally appear


Remind me to try this sometime (I'm bottom btw, so perhaps drink could encourage them to sink their cock into MY arse)
Marshi Posts: 196
Aug 03, 2009 12:20 AM GMT
Medic911 said
Things Gay Guys Do That Straight Guys Don't


Survey says:


Fuck other men in the ass.



Hmmm, that was the number one answer.


hahaha that's exactly what i was thinking.