Father Knows Best: How Did Adam & Eve's Kids Have Kids?

  • swimbikerun

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    Jul 31, 2009 1:47 AM GMT
    Let's all play: "Stump The Priest"!

    Our first question:

  • Timbales

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    Jul 31, 2009 1:52 AM GMT
    Cain's wife came from the west.
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    Jul 31, 2009 1:54 AM GMT


    You mean you don't know?

    They adopted
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    Jul 31, 2009 1:56 AM GMT
    How easy it is, to stump the priest / minister / rabbi / any religious authority

    Religion fails to answer the questions a bright ten-year old might think of

    This is just one more example
  • swimbikerun

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    Jul 31, 2009 2:09 AM GMT
    Timberoo saidCain's wife came from the west.
    Sez you. Can you cite that?
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    Jul 31, 2009 2:18 AM GMT
    I stole this from another post, but the first part sorta fits here and explains things, better then the priest. Go Betty...
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    Jul 31, 2009 2:27 AM GMT
    In the future, will the new space religious orthodoxy insist on a literal interpretation of Dune? Will there be a Lynchian heresy?
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    Jul 31, 2009 3:01 AM GMT
    Timberoo saidCain's wife came from the west.


    OMG.

    Who made HER?! icon_surprised.gif
  • swimbikerun

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    Jul 31, 2009 4:30 AM GMT
    MunchingZombie saidIn the future, will the new space religious orthodoxy insist on a literal interpretation of Dune? Will there be a Lynchian heresy?
    Yes. There is very little difference between magic and advanced technology.
    We will worship the Lizard Gods of Pi Epsilon Three (not Four as foretold. That place is a dump!).
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    Jul 31, 2009 6:31 AM GMT
    Science Made Stupid to the rescue!

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    Pictured below, we see how an open-minded approach to these conflicting theories can lead to the resolution of a major problem in each.
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    Jul 31, 2009 6:31 AM GMT
    I don't know why he was so stumped and needed to call the Pope. The logical answer would be that it was a sister.
  • dfrourke

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    Jul 31, 2009 6:34 AM GMT
    Although I believe this to be a fair question to ask, I was always taught that even though Adam and Eve were created by God they weren't the ONLY humans created by God...

    Of course, I am far less religious and just more spiritual these days...so I'm not looking for a literal answer to all those bible story stumpers...because if the great flood really occurred and wiped the Earth of all humans, then we would be descendents of Noah now wouldn't we?

    I did think the priest had a good sense of humor about it.

    - David
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    Jul 31, 2009 6:35 AM GMT
    I thought they went to Africa and got a kid like everyone does....
  • Anto

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    Jul 31, 2009 6:50 AM GMT
    If a brother and sister had flawless DNA, no genetic diseases buried with them, etc. wouldn't it be perfectly safe for them to have children?
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    Jul 31, 2009 7:56 AM GMT
    so... we came from the same Adam and Eve? so... does that mean you guys are my brother, cousin, uncle, nephew, and... hum... mmm... second-hand husband? i'm confused... LOL icon_lol.gif
  • Anto

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    Jul 31, 2009 8:22 AM GMT
    muchmorethanmuscle saidThat's a good question. I'm not sure. Not sure there is such a thing as flawless DNA either so that wouldn't be a valid debate to argue over.


    People who believe in the beginning like that though could say that in the beginning humans were without genetic flaws since humans were 'new' then.
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    Jul 31, 2009 9:01 AM GMT
    Wow that Priest is pretty fucking stupid...icon_lol.gif

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    Jul 31, 2009 9:49 AM GMT
    SovereignNemesis saidWow that Priest is pretty fucking stupid...icon_lol.gif



    I'm guessing you know the answer but choose not to share at this paticular time?
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    Jul 31, 2009 10:04 AM GMT
    SovereignNemesis saidWow that Priest is pretty fucking stupid...icon_lol.gif



    Most priests choose ignorance over enlightenment when they decide to become men of the cloth.
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    Jul 31, 2009 11:58 AM GMT
    The priest is cute.
  • swimbikerun

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    Jul 31, 2009 1:43 PM GMT
    And now, a brief musical interlude:
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    Jul 31, 2009 1:49 PM GMT
    silly question...

    There were four Adams and four Eves

    Adam of the East
    Adam of the West
    Adam of the North
    Adam of the South

    and likewise the Eves




    like Santa Claus and his multiple religious affiliations... understand?



    Now here's a question... How did Michael Jackson have kids? icon_biggrin.gif
  • swimbikerun

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    Jul 31, 2009 1:50 PM GMT
    dfrourke said

    ...because if the great flood really occurred and wiped the Earth of all humans, then we would be descendents of Noah now wouldn't we?
    ...

    - David
    Callers we will get to your questions, though that's another great question for: "Stump the Priest"
  • swimbikerun

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    Jul 31, 2009 1:54 PM GMT
    BodyWork4 said


    Now here's a question... How did Michael Jackson have kids? icon_biggrin.gif
    He adopted. None of them are genetically related to him.

    http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/ktla-jackson-children-custody,0,3368167.story
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    Jul 31, 2009 8:12 PM GMT
    swimbikerun saidLet's all play: "Stump The Priest"!

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    that priest is cute