Your Hot Straight Uncle

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    Jul 31, 2009 5:15 AM GMT
    or brother, or brother- in- law, cousin or neighbor...........you know....the drop dead gorgeous sexy ones...........

    Do they love the attention and know they got it going on? Are they smart and handsome? Are they players?Cocky? Picky about who they have sex with........or sluts?

    Do any of them complain about just being a piece of meat?........LOL

    Or are they happily married and monogamous......and still gorgeous?

  • captproton

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    Jul 31, 2009 11:59 AM GMT
    I had a workout buddy for several years who was, at least to me, one of the handsomest guys I ever met.

    He's about 25 years my junior but, thanks to genetics, I was able to keep pace with him in the gym. I think that fact alone was one of the reasons our friendship at the gym worked as well as it did.

    He is a shade under six feet and weighs close to 200 and sports some really great arms. He also has great legs because he plays tennis. He has a square jaw, big shoulders and is nearly ridiculously perfect.

    He never seemed stuck up to me, but I noticed he sometimes liked to check himself out in the mirror. I used to tease him about it.

    Though he is straight, I also got an occasional vibe that he was inordinately interested in me, even though I am quite older. Nothing was ever said, but he seemed to light up every time I showed up for a workout and he often shared confidences that surprised me. And he worked out with me exclusively, which wasn't hard to take.

    He married a couple of years ago, and I was at the wedding. It was bittersweet for me because after the wedding, his bride made it clear he was spending way too much time at the gym. All of a sudden, he was working out much earlier and ditching all of us former workout partners.

    We still talk occasionally on the phone, but I live far away now and it's impossible to see each other.

    He's a very special guy and I miss him and his amazing masculinity.

  • calibro

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    Jul 31, 2009 1:15 PM GMT
    my brother is a model and straight. he is also totally clueless about girls liking him.
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    Jul 31, 2009 1:20 PM GMT
    one of my older brother's is totally gorgeous...and clueless..it's funny to go to his office and watch the girls (and one or two guys) checking him out, and he is just completely oblivious.

    my younger brother is just as hot and takes full advantage of it...he has like a 6th sense and knows when someone is checking him out..it's uncanny actually. That, coupled with an unfailing ability to 'close the deal' makes him a force to be reckoned with.

    me and my other brother are so-so...

    now my sisters...where do we begin?
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    Jul 31, 2009 1:55 PM GMT
    All of them fit the same category, an indistinguishable blend between cockiness and confidence,

    super picky they won't just fuck anyone

    players even the smart ones.
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    Jul 31, 2009 2:20 PM GMT



    UM..is this a thread from nothern Kentucky??? Hot Uncles? icon_eek.gif





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    Jul 31, 2009 2:47 PM GMT
    no thats southern KY

    in Northern Ky its only hot to fuck your brother.
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    Jul 31, 2009 2:53 PM GMT
    tommysguns2000 saidone of my older brother's is totally gorgeous...and clueless..it's funny to go to his office and watch the girls (and one or two guys) checking him out, and he is just completely oblivious.

    my younger brother is just as hot and takes full advantage of it...he has like a 6th sense and knows when someone is checking him out..it's uncanny actually. That, coupled with an unfailing ability to 'close the deal' makes him a force to be reckoned with.

    me and my other brother are so-so...

    now my sisters...where do we begin?


    I do not think it is possible for your hot brothers to be completely oblivious to what they look like. How can they not know if people are constantly noticing them, making compliments and getting weak in the knees?

    That's why when someone says "I like a guy who doesn't know he is gorgeous", it sounds a little fake.

    Of course they know. Its just that they get over it quicker than the people looking at them and have a lot more to offer than only their outward appearance.
  • aidikay

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    Jul 31, 2009 3:00 PM GMT
    captproton saidI had a workout buddy for several years who was, at least to me, one of the handsomest guys I ever met.

    He's a very special guy and I miss him and his amazing masculinity.



    This story is similar to mine back when I was in junior high, and this super cute guy just threw himself at me. All the girls tried to get some action with him, swooned every time he walked by and stuff, but he chose to spend time with me. I still don't think he knows that he is the cutest guy in the world.

    I haven't gotten any confirmation on his sexuality until now, but I reckoned he has a number of girlfriends along the way. But apparently from the look of his facebook, he's single now. Hm.. maybe it is time to reconnect.
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    Jul 31, 2009 3:28 PM GMT
    USArmyMutt saidno thats southern KY

    in Northern Ky its only hot to fuck your brother.


    lol.


    ps.
    My sister and mom have double D's and my uncle Robert has a huge cock that makes the ladies drool, especially aunt Marcia. When we have a family reunion and I get to see my family in bathing suits, I get wobbly knees.
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  • zakariahzol

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    Jul 31, 2009 3:37 PM GMT
    When I was a kid, I use to lust over my older brother and even my father. I remember peeping at my brother when he is taking a shower and going over my father underwear, when he not around. I am ashamed of myself for behaving the way I am. But I leave behind those immature behaviour when I grow up.

    Aside from that I also lusting over my neighbour, teacher and the school gardener. I was just a kid.
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    Jul 31, 2009 3:38 PM GMT
    KissingPro said

    I do not think it is possible for your hot brothers to be completely oblivious to what they look like. How can they not know if people are constantly noticing them, making compliments and getting weak in the knees?

    That's why when someone says "I like a guy who doesn't know he is gorgeous", it sounds a little fake.

    Of course they know. Its just that they get over it quicker than the people looking at them and have a lot more to offer than only their outward appearance.


    I politely disagree! It comes down to self-perception. I'm repeating myself from another thread, but there are people who think they are more attractive than they are, and people who think they less attractive than they are (and that 'are' is also just other people's perceptions icon_razz.gif).

    Looks are very relative to how someone sees things. So if someone sees themselves as unattractive it doesn't matter how many people tell them otherwise. And when people look at them, they think the looks are for the wrong reasons...
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    Jul 31, 2009 3:46 PM GMT
    USArmyMutt saidno thats southern KY

    in Northern Ky its only hot to fuck your brother.


    man, Kentucky sounds like Arkansas......
    here in Oklahoma, we mainly just fuck our cousins ;-)
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    Jul 31, 2009 3:51 PM GMT
    USArmyMutt saidno thats southern KY

    in Northern Ky its only hot to fuck your brother.



    Hahaha, classic.

    I have a half-brother who's a mix of Scottish and Brazilian, he is amazingly handsome but carries himself in a way that suggests he's oblivious to it.

    He is confident but far from arrogant, his wife is GORGEOUS.

    I'm a jealous son of a b...
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    Jul 31, 2009 4:15 PM GMT
    My younger cousin is gorgeous enough to model...BUT he seems unaware of it....possibly because he acquired his looks in the last few years after losing a ton of weight (i'm noticing a famile trend here with the weight thing) and replacing in with muscle.
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    Jul 31, 2009 4:20 PM GMT
    Huh? I don't get this. Are you asking if we think our relatives are hot or if they do? If they're hot they probably know it, gay or straight.
  • Tiller66

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    Jul 31, 2009 4:29 PM GMT
    I have two younger cusins that hott.They actually poler opposites,one is tall and built like a brick shithouse,the other is a slim,cut kinda thug.Strangly enough they have both been to the local gay club.Cuz F(the thug) went with me one night and all of my buds there thought he was my new man, I said sadly no just my cuz.He actually had a deacent time,kinda surprised that the guys could walk around shirtless,and seen a couple of guys making out and it did'nt bother him too much.Cuz D(brick)went with one of my girl cuz and her man,the Drag MC started to pick on him a little after he was a bit buzzed,witched perompted him to challenge him to see who would get more tips(wish I could've been there to see that)needless to say the MC was'nt happy.
  • GQjock

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    Jul 31, 2009 6:41 PM GMT
    Yup ... when I was growing up I had an Uncle I used to have a crush on
    and this was even before I could have formulated the meaning of being gay

    .... goes to show I came into this world this way icon_cool.gif
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    Jul 31, 2009 8:02 PM GMT
    KissingPro said
    tommysguns2000 saidone of my older brother's is totally gorgeous...and clueless..it's funny to go to his office and watch the girls (and one or two guys) checking him out, and he is just completely oblivious.

    my younger brother is just as hot and takes full advantage of it...he has like a 6th sense and knows when someone is checking him out..it's uncanny actually. That, coupled with an unfailing ability to 'close the deal' makes him a force to be reckoned with.

    me and my other brother are so-so...

    now my sisters...where do we begin?


    I do not think it is possible for your hot brothers to be completely oblivious to what they look like. How can they not know if people are constantly noticing them, making compliments and getting weak in the knees?

    That's why when someone says "I like a guy who doesn't know he is gorgeous", it sounds a little fake.

    Of course they know. Its just that they get over it quicker than the people looking at them and have a lot more to offer than only their outward appearance.


    ok, I stand corrected...you know my older brother better than I do. maybe you could give me insight on the rest of my family members, as well.
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    Jul 31, 2009 8:11 PM GMT
    ok, I stand corrected...you know my older brother better than I do. maybe you could give me insight on the rest of my family members, as well.[/quote]

    Oh come on......don't get snippy.

    All I was suggesting is that your brothers are probably so cool about it that they handle it well and don't make such a big deal about it.

    Nobody can get inside someone's head and know exactly what is going on. It may seem to you that they are clueless or oblivious, but it sounds like they just don't seem to make a fuss about it like a lot of people............but I betcha they know they got something good going for them.

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    Jul 31, 2009 8:15 PM GMT
    actually I only said one of my brothers doesn't realize how hot he is. The other one is perfectly aware and takes full advantage.

    my older brother is genuinely surprised when people find him attractive...I know, I've been there.
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    Jul 31, 2009 8:15 PM GMT
    kissingpro That's why when someone says "I like a guy who doesn't know he is gorgeous", it sounds a little fake.


    Yeah, I never understood this weird mentality that it's okay for someone to be attractive as long as he doesn't know it. Like somehow that makes it permissible or redeemable. Heaven forbid someone should know he's attractive and be confident about it. When I hear "he doesn't know he's hot," I hear false modesty and that to me is more annoying than cockiness. Also, there is a difference between being insecure and not knowing you're hot. You can be aware that people are attracted to you and still feel unattractive on the inside. But this idea that some supremely hot person walks around unaware of it seems like a total myth to me.
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    Jul 31, 2009 8:21 PM GMT
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    kissingpro That's why when someone says "I like a guy who doesn't know he is gorgeous", it sounds a little fake.


    Yeah, I never understood this weird mentality that it's okay for someone to be attractive as long as he doesn't know it. Like somehow that makes it permissible or redeemable. Heaven forbid someone should know he's attractive and be confident about it. When I hear "he doesn't know he's hot," I hear false modesty and that to me is more annoying than cockiness. Also, there is a difference between being insecure and not knowing you're hot. You can be aware that people are attracted to you and still feel unattractive on the inside. But this idea that some supremely hot person walks around unaware of it seems like a total myth to me.



    Thank you....well said. Personally, I like a guy who is attractive and hot, upfront about it, comfortable with it, confident about it, not shy about using it, calm and empowered by it to act like a gentleman despite all the attention that gets thrown at him. I can't stand false modesty and humility.

    Now being hot and nasty, self centered and rude is a different story.
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    Jul 31, 2009 8:47 PM GMT
    the term 'false modesty' necessarily assumes there is a thing called modesty. I guess you two just can't fathom the idea someone might actually be modest...its just gotta be false, right?
  • ASUbusy

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    Jul 31, 2009 9:03 PM GMT
    WEIRD !