Take 2 seconds to click on this craigslist ad.

  • danisnotstr8

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    Aug 03, 2009 3:56 AM GMT
    http://cleveland.craigslist.org/cas/1302741115.html

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    Aug 03, 2009 4:05 AM GMT
    Not really my type, but I was her the best of luck with future ball juggling.
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    Aug 03, 2009 4:27 AM GMT
    Curry sounds good.
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    Aug 03, 2009 4:27 AM GMT
    Just curious, not judging or jumping to conclusions. How did you run across that?
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    Aug 03, 2009 4:32 AM GMT
    Ad seems fake.

    But then again, it's Craigslist. Anything is possible, I guess. icon_confused.gif
  • danisnotstr8

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    Aug 03, 2009 4:34 AM GMT
    DODGY1974 saidJust curious, not judging or jumping to conclusions. How did you run across that?


    I'm doing "research" with two friends. We love finding the craziest personals headlines and saving them for a very specific business plan. (Not kidding).

    I have laughed so hard at craigslist ads that i have at points almost pissed myself.
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    Aug 03, 2009 4:42 AM GMT
    Lol. My favorite ebay comment is this:

    "Negative: Bought it for my cousin who had cancer. Item never arrived and my cousin died."
  • danisnotstr8

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    Aug 03, 2009 4:43 AM GMT
    TrowelMonger saidLol. My favorite ebay comment is this:

    "Negative: Bought it for my cousin who had cancer. Item never arrived and my cousin died."


    Marry me.
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    Aug 03, 2009 4:43 AM GMT
    danisnotstr8 said
    TrowelMonger saidLol. My favorite ebay comment is this:

    "Negative: Bought it for my cousin who had cancer. Item never arrived and my cousin died."


    Marry me.

    k
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    Aug 03, 2009 4:48 AM GMT
    i think the original poster is a dick for trying to get a laugh at this persons expense........
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    Aug 03, 2009 4:49 AM GMT
    tereseus1 saidi think the original poster is a dick for trying to get a laugh at this persons expense........

    It's the internet... Craigslist ads are fair game.
  • danisnotstr8

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    Aug 03, 2009 4:50 AM GMT
    tereseus1 saidi think the original poster is a dick for trying to get a laugh at this persons expense........


    Well, Tereseus1, I have thought you were a dick since the first time i looked at your profile and posts. They made me laugh too.
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    Aug 03, 2009 5:18 AM GMT
    danisnotstr8 said
    tereseus1 saidi think the original poster is a dick for trying to get a laugh at this persons expense........


    Well, Tereseus1, I have thought you were a dick since the first time i looked at your profile and posts. They made me laugh too.


    wa wa wa..so i guess were two dicks then????
  • danisnotstr8

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    Aug 03, 2009 6:01 AM GMT
    misery loves company!
    and so does the Saffron princess!
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    Aug 03, 2009 6:25 AM GMT
    muchmorethanmuscle saidI love me some saffron. Did you know that saffron is more expensive than gold or cocaine per pound? It's the most expensive spice in the world. It has to do with the labor intensive process of procuring the stamens from the crocus flower.

    See them in this photo? These eight flowers aren't even enough to yield a quarter teaspoon of saffron.



    I love saffron.

    I'd love if she would cook for me.
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    Aug 03, 2009 6:26 AM GMT
    danisnotstr8 said
    muchmorethanmuscle saidI love me some saffron. Did you know that saffron is more expensive than gold or cocaine per pound? It's the most expensive spice in the world. It has to do with the labor intensive process of procuring the stamens from the crocus flower.

    See them in this photo? These eight flowers aren't even enough to yield a quarter teaspoon of saffron.



    I love saffron.

    I'd love if she would cook for me.


    Yeah I'm not interested in her curry though.
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    Aug 03, 2009 6:32 AM GMT
    There's nowt queer as folk.
  • danisnotstr8

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    Aug 03, 2009 6:38 AM GMT
    TrowelMonger said

    Yeah I'm not interested in her curry though.


    I'd toss her curry with my tongue right after her juggling act is over.
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    Aug 03, 2009 6:40 AM GMT
    danisnotstr8 said
    TrowelMonger said

    Yeah I'm not interested in her curry though.


    I'd toss her curry with my tongue right after her juggling act is over.

    rofl
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    Aug 03, 2009 7:26 AM GMT
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    Aug 03, 2009 12:40 PM GMT
    "please do not reply if you don't like my crossed eyes. i think it helps me focus better when i am on my knees"

    THANK YOU! I needed a good laugh! icon_lol.gif
  • HndsmKansan

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    Aug 03, 2009 1:01 PM GMT
    muchmorethanmuscle saidI love me some saffron. Did you know that saffron is more expensive than gold or cocaine per pound />



    Perhaps Adrien should contact this power bottom for service and to "gather some saffron" so to speak....LOL


    Um, if I read that I probably wouldn't take it seriously and if it is a serious ad,
    I wouldn't view it with any serious interest, beyond a chuckle.
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    Aug 03, 2009 1:05 PM GMT
    TrowelMonger said
    It's the internet... Craigslist ads are fair game.




    So true!!

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    Aug 03, 2009 2:30 PM GMT
    i died after that Maya Angelou stint...
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    Aug 03, 2009 2:33 PM GMT
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