Story Line in Porns.......

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    Aug 04, 2009 4:56 AM GMT
    Is it just me or do you cringe when there is a "storyline" in a porn you are watching. I literally sometimes lose my hardon(no pun intended) when I watch the acting sequence.

    They know they can't act. Listen you're paid to FU*K so why don't they just do that? Do the directors think this will be nominated for a Oscar?


    Am I the only one who thinks like this?
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    Aug 04, 2009 4:59 AM GMT
    lol hey sometimes you gotta when the boy is not here
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    Aug 04, 2009 5:45 AM GMT
    porn has story lines?

    Is that what they are trying to do at the start of a porno?

    I hit fast forward..
  • Webster666

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    Aug 04, 2009 6:14 AM GMT
    I agree with the OP.
    It's a total waste of film.
    I think that everybody fast forwards through it.
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    Aug 04, 2009 11:40 AM GMT
    I like storylines with GOOD acting. At least a setting. Videos of guys just fucking get boring fast.

    I've even started to notice the 'formula'.

    1. Introduce the guys
    2. Kiss
    3. Strip off shirt, lick nipples
    4. Blowjob on one guy
    5. Reciprocate blowjob
    6. More kissing
    7. Naked foreplay: 69/Rimming/Whatever
    8. Anal Position #1
    9. Anal Position #2
    10. Top cums all over face/chest/back whatever
    11. Bottom cums with a little help
    12. The end.

    It's the same every goddamn movie ever. Especially in studios like Sean Cody, Corbin Fisher, etc. (I sometimes actually like the behind the scenes more than the actual video, LOL) The only thing that changes are the faces. I've seen old porn movies and they had storylines with decent acting at least, and it made it a bit hotter for me. There are newer ones as well, like Buckshot's Buckleroos or Raging Stallion's Last Man Standing or MenAtPlay, etc., but those still tend to suffer because of bad acting and the fact that they still stick to the fucking 'routine' (enumerated above). I mean, couldn't they make it a bit less ritualistic.

    I like a bit of role play in porn, but sometimes it's so bad that I like a bit of realism more.

    BTW, yes, there are gay porn awards nights. LOL

  • Timbales

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    Aug 04, 2009 12:33 PM GMT
    I like the storyline when it helps set the fantasy.
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    Aug 04, 2009 1:04 PM GMT


    Who the hell wants to watch porn that has no storyline? So much hotter when the actor who gets paid to get fuck pretends that he dropped the soap if front of his team-mate who's cock is already rock hard...LOL
  • DCEric

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    Aug 04, 2009 1:11 PM GMT
    This thread is useless without pics.
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    Aug 04, 2009 1:16 PM GMT
    Some people like story line. I love some bad campy story with horrible acting. It is fun.

    But, they make porn for people like you with names like Facial Cum Dump vol. 19. Just stay away with ones with names like GotterdammeRimJob.
  • Timbales

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    Aug 04, 2009 1:18 PM GMT
    DCEric saidThis thread is useless without pics.


    "Hey, do you need a hand washing your back?"
    "Sure, that would be great."
    "You've really been working out."
    "Yeah, I'm a little sore. The washing feels good"
    "Let me rub your back a bit"
    "Oooh, that feels really good"
    "Yeah, I can see you like it..."
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    Aug 04, 2009 1:19 PM GMT
    MunchingZombie saidSome people like story line. I love some bad campy story with horrible acting. It is fun.

    But, they make porn for people like you with names like Facial Cum Dump vol. 19. Just stay away with ones with names like GotterdammeRimJob.


    LOL. Speaking of GotterdammeRimJob... does anyone here know of gay porn with Vikings or knights and stuff? icon_lol.gif
  • Timbales

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    Aug 04, 2009 1:19 PM GMT
    MunchingZombie saidSome people like story line. I love some bad campy story with horrible acting. It is fun.

    But, they make porn for people like you with names like Facial Cum Dump vol. 19. Just stay away with ones with names like GotterdammeRimJob.


    "Masturbater and Commander" was Oscar worthy.
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    Aug 04, 2009 1:20 PM GMT
    as long as there is dirty talk i'm happy. and if the there is no "oh god oh god" then its boring. i hate it when the bois don't say anthing when fucking
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    Aug 04, 2009 1:56 PM GMT
    On average, a porn movie rented in a hotel is only watched for the first 12 minutes. So, no, there is no point in them having story lines. But they're there as filler to make you feel better about spending $30 for an hour and a half versus only 20-30 minutes of action.
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    Aug 04, 2009 2:17 PM GMT
    Sedative saidI like storylines with GOOD acting. At least a setting. Videos of guys just fucking get boring fast.

    I've even started to notice the 'formula'.

    1. Introduce the guys
    2. Kiss
    3. Strip off shirt, lick nipples
    4. Blowjob on one guy
    5. Reciprocate blowjob
    6. More kissing
    7. Naked foreplay: 69/Rimming/Whatever
    8. Anal Position #1
    9. Anal Position #2
    10. Top cums all over face/chest/back whatever
    11. Bottom cums with a little help
    12. The end.

    It's the same every goddamn movie ever. Especially in studios like Sean Cody, Corbin Fisher, etc. (I sometimes actually like the behind the scenes more than the actual video, LOL) The only thing that changes are the faces. I've seen old porn movies and they had storylines with decent acting at least, and it made it a bit hotter for me. There are newer ones as well, like Buckshot's Buckleroos or Raging Stallion's Last Man Standing or MenAtPlay, etc., but those still tend to suffer because of bad acting and the fact that they still stick to the fucking 'routine' (enumerated above). I mean, couldn't they make it a bit less ritualistic.

    I like a bit of role play in porn, but sometimes it's so bad that I like a bit of realism more.

    BTW, yes, there are gay porn awards nights. LOL






    Sedative, you saved me a bundle on porn! All I have to do is reread your post now!
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    Aug 04, 2009 2:23 PM GMT
    Given the rise of xtube, cam4, and other sites...aren't porn movies rather passe?
  • zakariahzol

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    Aug 04, 2009 2:36 PM GMT
    What story line? They cant act, the story line is so stupid and ridiculuos..... cut the bullshit and start fucking. If I want to see storyline I dont see porn
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    Aug 04, 2009 3:12 PM GMT
    RunintheCity saidGiven the rise of xtube, cam4, and other sites...aren't porn movies rather passe?


    xtube has only ONE angle...and usually suck...
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    Aug 04, 2009 3:35 PM GMT
    guitarboi85 said
    RunintheCity saidGiven the rise of xtube, cam4, and other sites...aren't porn movies rather passe?


    xtube has only ONE angle...and usually suck...


    My point was, the population at large is now more able to make the porn they'd like to see or be. I for one have never enjoyed most porn movies as movies. Just show me the sex!
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    Aug 04, 2009 3:58 PM GMT
    For me, some of the best porno DVDs have a menu option of "Loops" that are just a collection of the main action sequences, labeled as "Oral" "Doggie" "Cum" and so forth. And they do loop, meaning they're non-stop, just those collections of scenes repeating. So you'll see maybe 5 blowjob scenes in a row, and then automatically repeated. I won't even watch the stupid story line, just go to the kinds of action I like.

    I often mute the sound, too, so I don't get distracted by moronic dialogue, or canned "passion" sounds that may not even match the action, and always the dumbest music. And the sound may be "wild" meaning they're just keeping the mics on, probably omnidirectionals with the original raw sound, so you hear the crew shuffling around in the background, the bed springs creaking, firetrucks passing outside, etc.

    Of course some DVDs are good quality, and I've often wondered about making some pornos myself (BEHiND the lens!), because there's lots of room for industry improvement, and it wouldn't take too much video talent to create decent ones.
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    Aug 04, 2009 4:56 PM GMT
    Timberoo saidI like the storyline when it helps set the fantasy.


    Helps with the fantasy... maybe, but they do or can serve as a way to set the scene.
  • coolarmydude

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    Aug 04, 2009 5:18 PM GMT
    9 out of 10 English professors agree that it is necessary to have storylines in porn videos as long as there are no soliloquies. icon_wink.gif
  • Latenight30

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    Aug 04, 2009 6:01 PM GMT
    guitarboi85 saidas long as there is dirty talk i'm happy. and if the there is no "oh god oh god" then its boring. i hate it when the bois don't say anthing when fucking

    I need some noise with mine. Some have soundtrack that sound like John Williams or Yanni was scoring them.
    I want the sounds of hard core porn in all the movies not some dubbed in OHHH UHHH. MMM
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    Aug 04, 2009 6:04 PM GMT
    Don't watch porn. If it's playing at a gay bar, I gotta turn my head and cover my eyes. It's way too graphic. People, put your clothes on! icon_redface.gif
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    Aug 04, 2009 6:05 PM GMT
    Sedative saidI like storylines with GOOD acting. At least a setting. Videos of guys just fucking get boring fast.

    I've even started to notice the 'formula'.

    1. Introduce the guys
    2. Kiss
    3. Strip off shirt, lick nipples
    4. Blowjob on one guy
    5. Reciprocate blowjob
    6. More kissing
    7. Naked foreplay: 69/Rimming/Whatever
    8. Anal Position #1
    9. Anal Position #2
    10. Top cums all over face/chest/back whatever
    11. Bottom cums with a little help
    12. The end.

    It's the same every goddamn movie ever. Especially in studios like Sean Cody, Corbin Fisher, etc. (I sometimes actually like the behind the scenes more than the actual video, LOL) The only thing that changes are the faces. I've seen old porn movies and they had storylines with decent acting at least, and it made it a bit hotter for me. There are newer ones as well, like Buckshot's Buckleroos or Raging Stallion's Last Man Standing or MenAtPlay, etc., but those still tend to suffer because of bad acting and the fact that they still stick to the fucking 'routine' (enumerated above). I mean, couldn't they make it a bit less ritualistic.

    I like a bit of role play in porn, but sometimes it's so bad that I like a bit of realism more.

    BTW, yes, there are gay porn awards nights. LOL



    I loved Buckleroos, so hot! icon_biggrin.gif
    Anyway, a little acting or storyline isn't bad. As long as the plot doesn't get in the way of the reason why we're watching it in the first place,lol!