I hate my job

  • Timbales

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    Aug 05, 2009 4:59 PM GMT
    http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/97jht/i_hate_my_job/My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

    First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

    The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

    But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.

    Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.


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    Aug 05, 2009 5:03 PM GMT
    ROFLMAO! Poor Freddie.
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    Aug 05, 2009 5:34 PM GMT
    Okay, now I totally just wanna curl up on the couch with a bowl of cereal and watch Scooby Doo. So much for my motivation today... icon_confused.gif
  • DCEric

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    Aug 05, 2009 6:13 PM GMT
    To bad you dress like a sailor, but the only boat you have ever been on woul be a cruise ship.
    /Ahhh Scooby Doo where are you?
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    Aug 05, 2009 6:20 PM GMT
    You are a silly man, yes you are... icon_biggrin.gif
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    Aug 05, 2009 6:21 PM GMT
    zdrew saidOkay, now I totally just wanna curl up on the couch with a bowl of cereal and watch Scooby Doo. So much for my motivation today... icon_confused.gif


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    Aug 05, 2009 7:17 PM GMT
    Solution:

    1. Find New Job
    2. Quit Current Job
    3. Hate New Job
    4. Repeat
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    Aug 05, 2009 11:06 PM GMT
    Hilarious! On the "I hate my job" topic, check out this sucky job situation. Much closer to home for some of us.

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    Aug 06, 2009 2:18 AM GMT
    reddit = my savior at work.
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    Aug 06, 2009 2:22 AM GMT
    I don't get it what's to hate? Sounds like a great day on wheels to me.....Can I come....LOL
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    Aug 06, 2009 2:27 AM GMT
    I never saw that one coming.
  • Mikeylikesit

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    Aug 06, 2009 2:29 AM GMT
    Sounds like my DREAM job!!!.....icon_biggrin.gif
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    Aug 06, 2009 2:34 AM GMT
    lmao, that was fun to read
  • Mikeylikesit

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    Aug 06, 2009 2:38 AM GMT
    charlitos saidlmao, that was fun to read


    I take it back.....Charlitos is my DREAM job!!....LOL
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  • kinetic

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    Aug 06, 2009 2:51 AM GMT
    Awesome. Shaggy is the man.
    Gets to go to work baked AND bring his dog. That would've been my dream job like 5 or 6 years ago.
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    Aug 06, 2009 3:36 AM GMT
    TigerFuzz saidHilarious! On the "I hate my job" topic, check out this sucky job situation. Much closer to home for some of us.



    That was VERY, VERY, VERY funny. If you ever worked a support desk, you know it's dead on!! ROFL LMAO.
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    Aug 06, 2009 3:55 AM GMT
    At one of my previous jobs, we thought Achmed the dead terrorist would be perfect for our customer-support department.



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