Good things come to those who try!

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    Aug 06, 2009 9:47 AM GMT
    OK. So here is a story that I witnessed this night.:

    To start with, I am an identical triplet. One brother, Eric, has recently been talking quite a bit with this volleyball player (he's straight, she's very attractive) ...they're still trying to figure things out as to whether or not they'd like to date. She is pretty much everything he looks for in a girl: smart, athletic, and an awesome sense of humor.

    She has said herself that she has commitment issues, and that irregardless of what happens, they would like to be friends. My brother really wants this to work. So myself and my other brother have been talking Eric through this, giving him the moral support.

    So that is the background. Tonight, we went out to meet this girl and her room-mate, who is also very attractive. Both are on the volleyball team and are fundamentally good people.

    So my brothers and myself wait at the bar. The girls had already called and said they'd be a half hr late. No problem. We order a pitcher of beer and enjoy the bar. Then they text and tell us they are already at another bar, and want us to come over. At this point, Eric is a little nervous. We reassure him that we can leave whenever he wants if the girl is not showing interest or has another guy there. So we go over.

    The bar they are at is known for being a classic hang out for "bros" and "tools". We joke that we're headed to HomeDepot or Sears. We walk into the bar, and the girls are sitting with a guy who is talking about his career as a coach for hockey. He's about 25 or so, and is an assistant coach on the local hockey team for the University. He starts off with the statement "I do it for the money. It's awesome. I'm trying to get my name out there."

    The man is a total tool. He has a bro haircut and is touching the girls a lot. Even I could see that they didnt like it.

    He then begins to brag about how the money is so good, that he just bought a 30,000 dollar truck. He then whips out his phone and begins to show photos of a corvette convertible that he also drives. The girls' faces show absolutely no interest, but he still keeps talking about the car for several minutes. Finally, he admits that it's his fathers and he just lets them drive it.

    At the second bar, as soon as the room-mate has moved away from her drink to the restroom, he begins to ask the bartender for "the blue". 'Do you have it? Check to see if you have it. She's NOT going home if they have the blue!'

    (At this point, I am thinking that he's talking about some drink. In addition to making this girl take shots, he has also already spilled one shot on her. He toasted to himself, "for being alive and under 25 for a few more weeks". He also proposed dressing the girls up in a pj party with them as Playboy Bunnies, in "one-ies"...wtf that is.)

    But it turns out, the blue is a vial of food-coloring. This guy is 24 years old, and wants to put food-coloring in a girl's beer. Eric's beau, Calli, drops her mouth open in disbelief. Myself and my brothers are just quiet at first, not really comprehending that he actually is going to try this with anyone, let alone a girl.

    My brothers immediately begin cracking jokes about roofie coladas and rapeshakes, but this guy shakes those off regardless stating "Nah, she'll be mad at me for a little while, but she'll get over it!"

    He pours the food coloring into her beer, and then yells at her to come over and finish her beer. On the way back from the restroom, she has stopped and chatted with a friend. She turns and finishes her conversation, and then comes back. Meanwhile, my brothers and I are talking with Calli about what to do with this guy. He is warning us to not try and interfere with the joke. Calli is adamant that she cant let her drink it. But she covers her mouth with horrified eyes as Mary comes back.

    So with much cajoling from the hockeyplayer/tool, she begins to bring the beer to her lips. Calli is quietly trying to get her attention, and I am cringing visibly. At this point, as she takes one small sip, my brother Ryan reaches over, grabs the beer, and chugs the entire thing. Then he smiles widely at her. His whole face is blue. It looks like he chewed on a paint ball.

    The hockey player is quite upset at having his joke spoiled. Mary is relieved that Ryan took the beer, and berates the hockeyplayer/tool for having tried that. And then, this is the crowning glory:

    Ryan goes to the restroom to see what the damage is. He's had a few, but is grinning widely and is good-natured about the stares he gets back. He meets a few friends and happily tells them about the bullet he just took for Mary.

    The hockey player sees this, and starts shouting: HEY! HEY! LOOK AT THAT GUY! ITS LIKE SMURF CUM! SMURF CUM! HEY! SMURF CUM! HEY! LOOK AT HIM!

    The bar carries on as normal, ignoring the man shouting smurf cum references. He continues to make jokes about it throughout the night.
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    Aug 06, 2009 9:53 AM GMT
    We walk the girls to the car. They are talking about what a good time they had. Eric has had several conversations with Calli now alone this night, so he has successfully reconnected with her. (Originally, he didnt want to go out tonight)

    Ironically, both my brothers have come across looking like saints. Both of them kept the girls entertained in between the long awkward moments of conversation with the tool. (Usually with jokes about the tool)

    If we hadnt shown up, the girls would have been stuck with the tool/hockeyplayer the whole night. And one or both might've gone home with a blue face.icon_rolleyes.gif

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    Aug 06, 2009 9:57 AM GMT
    ahahaha what a Stupid ass!!! I hate tools!!! I would have told him to leave from the get go,But atleast your brother was there to save the day!icon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gif
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    Aug 06, 2009 12:59 PM GMT
    LOL. Awesome.

    Where did they meet the hockey player anyway?
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    Aug 06, 2009 1:08 PM GMT
    Well the hockey player sounds like a total idiot, but it sounds like you guys had a great time and thats what its all about. Something you won't forget anytime soon..... and kudos to you for helping your brother, it sounds like they'd be there to help you with some guy you might like.

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    Aug 06, 2009 1:24 PM GMT
    Man, I really couldn't imagine dealing with an idiot like that. But it does make for great comedy.
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    Aug 06, 2009 7:56 PM GMT
    SedativeLOL. Awesome.

    Where did they meet the hockey player anyway?


    Apparently, he was a mutual friend who they felt they couldn't say "no" to...he had also dated a friend of theirs and he was the one who invited them to the separate bar.

    HndsmKansanWell the hockey player sounds like a total idiot, but it sounds like you guys had a great time and thats what its all about. Something you won't forget anytime soon..... and kudos to you for helping your brother, it sounds like they'd be there to help you with some guy you might like.



    LOL that is the plan sir icon_wink.gif