Aug 06, 2009 2:03 PM GMT
Well, if my trophies serve as any testimonial, I'd say time (18 weeks), diet (calories, up to 5000), and the gay bar.
Take that money and spend it on the gay bar. No one there cares what you look like. Go get it done, and get some spunk. You're 23 years old. Guys fight wars when they're 17, and going to the gay bar is nothing like looking death in the eye. Go join the gay bar. Jeeze. You want folks to call you a sissy?
And don’t be a typical fairy: Low esteem. Lazy. Self-loathing. Whiny. You can wallow up in self-pity, or move on. Step up, learn, become a leader, and a better man for it. Stop being an idiot. Study. Learn. Make a plan for success. Execute it. Get off your ass. Point one front in front of the other. March out the door. Get it done. Take control of your life back. A whimp is a whimp is a whimp. Stupid people are stupid.