Would you date a one armed sceptic tank cleaner with an eye patch and clubbed foot?

  • Delivis

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    Aug 06, 2009 6:12 PM GMT
    Serious business.
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    Aug 06, 2009 6:45 PM GMT
    Sweetie, you know I'd date you. icon_razz.gif
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    Aug 06, 2009 6:48 PM GMT
    at this stage of the game

    it depends on which eye has the patch, which arm is missing and which leg is gone.

    ob btw, is there anything wrong with his hole and 3rd leg?
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    Aug 06, 2009 6:51 PM GMT
    Can he cook?
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    Aug 06, 2009 6:59 PM GMT
    Yes I can
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    Aug 06, 2009 7:12 PM GMT
    Would you date someones who's face was deformed bleeding mess after I smashed a bat into it because they started another idiotic thread icon_cool.gif
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    Aug 06, 2009 7:15 PM GMT
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    I actually Googled this and Fred Phelps came up in the search results- no joke!
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    Aug 06, 2009 7:27 PM GMT
    That depends on whether the patch is from the new Bottega Veneta "Avast Ye Buckos" collection, or maybe the Kenneth Cole "Arggggh for Humanity" collections.
    Otherwise, no.
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    Aug 06, 2009 7:29 PM GMT
    Weird, I was asking myself a similiar question; yesterday I was on the subway and this heavy set wheel chair bound women was with her signicant other. He was normal walking talking guy about 5'6" maybe 175. I was asking to myself (dying to know) what was the inner beauty he saw in her. What draws a person to another person especially when they have a visual disability.

    I know I sound superficial, love is love but we live in a society which praises perfection as seen in magazines, and television media. To me she looked like Jabba the Hut.

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  • Delivis

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    Aug 06, 2009 7:30 PM GMT
    zdrew saidSweetie, you know I'd date you. icon_razz.gif


    Aww how sweet. Id look past your short comings too...icon_smile.gif
  • HndsmKansan

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    Aug 06, 2009 7:32 PM GMT
    So long as he's open to experimentation....


    I have some pent up emotion... (grabbing the riding crop)

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    Aug 06, 2009 7:37 PM GMT
    UrsaMajor saidYes I can


    Sweet. And this is perfect timing because I need someone to pump my septic. It's been about 4 years, so the sooner you can get to it, the better.

    Let's be sure to eat dinner before you start pumping.
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    Aug 06, 2009 7:59 PM GMT
    Like I am going to confess to you all that my standards are indeed that low... ;)
  • Timbales

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    Aug 06, 2009 8:06 PM GMT
    is he a top or bottom?
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    Aug 06, 2009 8:10 PM GMT
    Depends on which arm he has left - right or left. That would be the determining factor for me.icon_lol.gif
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    Aug 06, 2009 8:24 PM GMT
    does he have a good life insurance policy? then perhaps we can arrange things
  • hallyhallo

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    Aug 06, 2009 9:25 PM GMT
    CanadianSun saiddoes he have a good life insurance policy? then perhaps we can arrange things


    hahaha. good one
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    Aug 06, 2009 9:48 PM GMT
    Only if he can write in cursive. With his foot.
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    Aug 06, 2009 10:49 PM GMT
    you all know damn well you wouldnt! you want the dude that is built, good looks, and may even be a porn star! dont lie to your selves! :p