Would you date a unicorn

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    Aug 07, 2009 3:45 AM GMT
    I felt this was the logical conclusion..

    An apparently gorgeous and perfect creature that is entirely unobtainable, entirely out of reach, absolutely perfect and totally doesn't exist except within our minds and fairy tales..
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    Aug 07, 2009 4:07 AM GMT





    ......................YES!

    I would date and make sex too in nasty and depraved ways, MeninLove - the unicorns.
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    Aug 07, 2009 4:14 AM GMT
    Of course not!

    I like to be the pretty one in my relationships!
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    Aug 07, 2009 4:17 AM GMT
    Ghen, I want to lick you..

    GG, well.. your just GG..... icon_smile.gif
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    Aug 07, 2009 4:19 AM GMT

    lol, bet we could teach you a thing or two GuiltyGear. What do you imagine two men might get up to over 20 years, eh? icon_lol.gif



    monogamously yours, us
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    Aug 07, 2009 4:25 AM GMT
    Ghen saidOf course not!

    I like to be the pretty one in my relationships!

    Unicorns are vicious beasts. What do you think that horn is for? It's for goring things, probably other unicorns.
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    Aug 07, 2009 4:26 AM GMT
    Ya, I'd date Doug & Bill.






    Too bad they are taken icon_sad.gif





    On the other hand....


    If you mean the creature of legend (horse with a horn). I think the anal would be really rough. I mean, 14-18 inches of horn? More like Vlad the impaler than hot sex.
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    Aug 07, 2009 5:04 AM GMT
    Please, be my guest...

    lilTanker saidGhen, I want to lick you..

    GG, well.. your just GG..... icon_smile.gif
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    Aug 07, 2009 5:07 AM GMT
    TrowelMonger said
    Ghen saidOf course not!

    I like to be the pretty one in my relationships!

    Unicorns are vicious beasts. What do you think that horn is for? It's for goring things, probably other unicorns.


    And I thought that it was for use by princesses.

    Y'know prep work, since they are horses after all.
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    Aug 07, 2009 5:10 AM GMT
    depends...

    is it a democrat unicorn or a republican unicorn?
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    Aug 07, 2009 5:21 AM GMT
    WWOD??

    unicorn.jpgUnicorn_Obama_Massage.jpg
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    Aug 07, 2009 5:47 AM GMT
    My unicorn is sexier than your unicorn!!!!

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    Aug 07, 2009 6:07 AM GMT
    GuiltyGear saidWWOD??

    unicorn.jpgUnicorn_Obama_Massage.jpg



    there are a few moments in one's life where perfection is achieved... gigi completely pwned that one! hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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    Aug 07, 2009 7:09 AM GMT
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  • kew1

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    Aug 07, 2009 7:19 AM GMT
    Unicorns could only be tamed by virgins.




    Anyone here qualify?
  • Marshi

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    Aug 07, 2009 2:43 PM GMT
    lilTanker saidI felt this was the logical conclusion..

    An apparently gorgeous and perfect creature that is entirely unobtainable, entirely out of reach, absolutely perfect and totally doesn't exist except within our minds and fairy tales..


    What makes you say they don't exist, tanker!??!!?

    HMM!?!
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    Aug 07, 2009 2:49 PM GMT
    Is the unicorn fat or not?

    and how big is its dick?
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    Aug 07, 2009 10:54 PM GMT
    i read once that unicorns are only approachable by virginal maidens.... i don't think many here could get a foot in the proverbial door.... lol
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    Aug 07, 2009 10:56 PM GMT
    MadeNUSA saidIs the unicorn fat or not?

    and how big is its dick?



    haha, more importantly....... is it MASCULINE?
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    Aug 07, 2009 11:13 PM GMT
    muchmorethanmuscle saidWhy..horse hung of course..! icon_exclaim.gificon_exclaim.gificon_exclaim.gif


    hmmmmmmm i dunno now, more than a mouthful is too much. he may start to get ideas about my ass...
  • Delivis

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    Aug 07, 2009 11:14 PM GMT
    If its horn was in the shape of a dildo, sure.
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    Aug 07, 2009 11:14 PM GMT
    czarodziej said
    MadeNUSA saidIs the unicorn fat or not?

    and how big is its dick?



    haha, more importantly....... is it MASCULINE?


    well if it isn't masculine, a resounding no!icon_exclaim.gif
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    Aug 07, 2009 11:19 PM GMT
    Gigi wins this thread, but here is my humble contribution

  • EricLA

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    Aug 07, 2009 11:30 PM GMT
    Only if it's a real stud.

    And how long is its horn? I'm not gonna date some short-horned unicorn.

    Actually, given my track record I might stand a better chance of dating a unicorn.
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    Aug 08, 2009 3:08 AM GMT
    Delivis saidIf its horn was in the shape of a dildo, sure.



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