Aug 07, 2009 1:17 PM GMT
Best Pick up line and worst Pick up line....let's hear them fellas....
Marshi said"What are you doing with that spork!? Get away from me!"
outdoorjunkie said"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck or what?"
Tripsta357 saidMarshi said"What are you doing with that spork!? Get away from me!"
WTF does that mean......?
swimbikerun saidThis surfer kid is so cute! He could pick me up antime:
Tripsta357 saidBest Pick up line and worst Pick up line....let's hear them fellas....
Tripsta357 saidGuilty as charged. I like things uncomplicated (sometimes!)
Oh brother...you are so easily sprung....LOL!!
swimbikerun saidThis surfer kid is so cute! He could pick me up anytime:
dancerjack said"did it hurt?"
"did what hurt?" i answered with slight indignation.
"did it hurt?"
glance down at his crotch, "no, not much."
"good - i'd hate to think it hurt when you hit the ground after you fell out of heaven."
SportingChance saidWorst line ever used on me was more direct than the standard "gimmick" pickup lines, but when I was 18 and out dancing with some friends, this couple I didn't know (but recognized from previous nights at the dance club) danced their way over until I was suddenly the meat in their manwich, and as they stepped in to put their arms around each other's shoulders, the one behind me says, with his lips just barely grazing my ear, "How'd you like to have two hot guys work you over at the same time?"
The proposition itself, while not at all my scene, isn't particularly sleazy, but it was the way they so smoothly coordinated the whole movement. I was like a wildebeest calf being isolated from the herd by two experienced lions. Pretty creepy.