What is Best and Worst Pick Up Lines you have ever heard..?

  • Tripsta357

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    Aug 07, 2009 1:17 PM GMT
    Best Pick up line and worst Pick up line....let's hear them fellas....
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    Aug 07, 2009 1:50 PM GMT
    Lately, dancing at a club without a shirt, "Nice body" has been the prevailing pick up line. Makes me feel great and means I must be doing something right at the gym. hahaha
  • Marshi

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    Aug 07, 2009 2:37 PM GMT
    "What are you doing with that spork!? Get away from me!"
  • Tripsta357

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    Aug 07, 2009 5:02 PM GMT
    Marshi said"What are you doing with that spork!? Get away from me!"


    WTF does that mean......?
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    Aug 07, 2009 5:04 PM GMT
    "did it hurt?"

    "did what hurt?" i answered with slight indignation.

    "did it hurt?"

    glance down at his crotch, "no, not much."

    "good - i'd hate to think it hurt when you hit the ground after you fell out of heaven."

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    Aug 07, 2009 5:05 PM GMT
    There's no such thing as a 'good' pickup line.
  • outdoorjunkie

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    Aug 07, 2009 5:06 PM GMT
    "Nice shoes. Wanna fuck or what?"
  • Tritimium

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    Aug 07, 2009 5:09 PM GMT
    I'd love to see your organ someday.






    (Work that one out!)

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    Aug 07, 2009 5:16 PM GMT
    outdoorjunkie said"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck or what?"


    Agreed. That has to be one of the worst ones. That and when someone just asks (usually with a drunken swagger) "So...you come here often?"
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    Aug 07, 2009 5:17 PM GMT
    Tripsta357 said
    Marshi said"What are you doing with that spork!? Get away from me!"


    WTF does that mean......?


    Yes...exactly what does that mean anyway?
  • swimbikerun

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    Aug 07, 2009 5:18 PM GMT
    This surfer kid is so cute! He could pick me up anytime:
  • Tripsta357

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    Aug 07, 2009 5:31 PM GMT
    swimbikerun saidThis surfer kid is so cute! He could pick me up antime:



    Oh brother...you are so easily sprung....LOL!!
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    Aug 07, 2009 5:33 PM GMT
    Tripsta357 saidBest Pick up line and worst Pick up line....let's hear them fellas....


    Hi, I forgot my phone number, can I have yours.
    Do you have to practice being drop dead gorgeous or does it come natural?
  • swimbikerun

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    Aug 07, 2009 5:40 PM GMT
    Tripsta357 said

    Oh brother...you are so easily sprung....LOL!!
    Guilty as charged. I like things uncomplicated (sometimes!)

    I doubt we'd discuss non-Euclidean quantum physics but we might have fun fucking.
  • TallGWMvballe...

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    Aug 07, 2009 5:46 PM GMT
    swimbikerun saidThis surfer kid is so cute! He could pick me up anytime:



    hahahahahah the term "dumber that dirt" comes to mind
  • TallGWMvballe...

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    Aug 07, 2009 5:47 PM GMT
    dancerjack said"did it hurt?"

    "did what hurt?" i answered with slight indignation.

    "did it hurt?"

    glance down at his crotch, "no, not much."

    "good - i'd hate to think it hurt when you hit the ground after you fell out of heaven."

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    This has to be the BEST !
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    Aug 07, 2009 5:50 PM GMT
    Worst line ever used on me was more direct than the standard "gimmick" pickup lines, but when I was 18 and out dancing with some friends, this couple I didn't know (but recognized from previous nights at the dance club) danced their way over until I was suddenly the meat in their manwich, and as they stepped in to put their arms around each other's shoulders, the one behind me says, with his lips just barely grazing my ear, "How'd you like to have two hot guys work you over at the same time?"

    The proposition itself, while not at all my scene, isn't particularly sleazy, but it was the way they so smoothly coordinated the whole movement. I was like a wildebeest calf being isolated from the herd by two experienced lions. Pretty creepy. icon_confused.gif

  • Tritimium

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    Aug 07, 2009 6:03 PM GMT
    SportingChance saidWorst line ever used on me was more direct than the standard "gimmick" pickup lines, but when I was 18 and out dancing with some friends, this couple I didn't know (but recognized from previous nights at the dance club) danced their way over until I was suddenly the meat in their manwich, and as they stepped in to put their arms around each other's shoulders, the one behind me says, with his lips just barely grazing my ear, "How'd you like to have two hot guys work you over at the same time?"

    The proposition itself, while not at all my scene, isn't particularly sleazy, but it was the way they so smoothly coordinated the whole movement. I was like a wildebeest calf being isolated from the herd by two experienced lions. Pretty creepy. icon_confused.gif



    But were they hot? icon_razz.gif
  • TallGWMvballe...

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    Aug 07, 2009 6:24 PM GMT
    How about this one I got recently as an IM (Here on RJ)

    "Your hawt, wana fuck now?"

    Of course, he had not filled out his profile. icon_smile.gif
  • Timbales

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    Aug 07, 2009 6:26 PM GMT
    "Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?"
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    Aug 07, 2009 6:29 PM GMT
    Best.

    Hi, how are you?...my name is..........handshake. Smile.

    Worst
    Hi........I'm real picky and I don't usually find a guy as_________as you, but I couldn't resist talking to you.
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    Aug 07, 2009 6:52 PM GMT
    the worst lines are:
    1.) damn, you look hot! (it's such a tired, unoriginal line).
    2.) can i see your tattoo? (after they've proceeded to touching my arm)
    3.) are you a top or bottom (as if i plan on sleeping with the person)

    the best lines are:

    the ones where u can't tell you're being fed a line..
  • Tripsta357

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    Aug 07, 2009 6:57 PM GMT
    This was funny when someone told me they heard it....

    "....Are your feet tired? becuase you've been running thru my dreams all night...."
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    Aug 07, 2009 7:04 PM GMT
    HIM: Can I buy you a drink?
    ME: No thanks.
    HIM: Can I buy you two drinks?
    ME: No... thank....you.
    HIM: Wanna just come back to my place?
    ME: (rolling my eyes and sighing): Yeah, you go back and wait for me.
  • metlboy

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    Aug 07, 2009 7:07 PM GMT
    from Doug Benson: "My dick just died, can I bury it in your ass?"