The Bible says

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    Aug 07, 2009 11:18 PM GMT
    The Bible saysOr how can anyone enter a strong man's house and carry off his property, unless he first binds the strong man? Then indeed he may plunder his house.

    Years ago, I was trying to be a good boy and read my Bible. But when I got to this line, all I could think about was a big strong man tied up. Maybe I could just feel him up a little, or if he was tied up really good I could even pull it out and play with it. Or, I don't know, put my mouth on it? Needless to say, I stopped reading for a few minutes. Then there was all the guilt for spilling my seed. icon_redface.gif

    What a nut!
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    Aug 08, 2009 11:17 AM GMT
    Sounds like the Bible is your porn mag.
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    Aug 08, 2009 11:21 AM GMT
    hmm I'd like to try this..

    Jake.. Cotton or Synthetic rope mate? and do you prefer a blindfold or black fabric bag OR would you like to forgo any form visual blackout?
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    Aug 08, 2009 11:59 AM GMT
    Confucius says Man who fingers women whilst having period, will be caught red handed.

    Or

    Man who has hands in pockets, will fill dickey all day.
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    Aug 08, 2009 2:14 PM GMT
    I got a woody thinking about David and Jonathon icon_cool.gif


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    Aug 08, 2009 8:53 PM GMT
    lilTanker saidhmm I'd like to try this..

    Jake.. Cotton or Synthetic rope mate? and do you prefer a blindfold or black fabric bag OR would you like to forgo any form visual blackout?


    Um what? I don't read the bible so I'm not sure what you mean.
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    Aug 08, 2009 8:57 PM GMT
    off topic, but lil tanker made me think of tying someone up with, um, some of my silk ties on my four poster bed