Aug 07, 2009 11:18 PM GMT
The Bible saysOr how can anyone enter a strong man's house and carry off his property, unless he first binds the strong man? Then indeed he may plunder his house.
Years ago, I was trying to be a good boy and read my Bible. But when I got to this line, all I could think about was a big strong man tied up. Maybe I could just feel him up a little, or if he was tied up really good I could even pull it out and play with it. Or, I don't know, put my mouth on it? Needless to say, I stopped reading for a few minutes. Then there was all the guilt for spilling my seed.
What a nut!