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    Aug 10, 2009 3:15 PM GMT
    Italian Job
    You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!



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    Aug 10, 2009 9:27 PM GMT
    from "Heathers"

    "fuck me gently with a chainsaw"

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    Aug 10, 2009 9:50 PM GMT
    From "Funny Girl", said by a hung over Anne Francis, "Did he fire ya, yet?!" Seems perfect for today's job market.


    Unfortunately, no film clip was availble, however, here's my favorite Anne Francis clip:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPK_eZJLMtM
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    Aug 10, 2009 9:59 PM GMT
    From Mame starring Rosalind Russell:

    Mr. Babcock is waiting in the parlor for a very hung over Mame Dennis to descend the stairs. Her adopted child, Patrick, attempts to stall/entertain the banker until she comes down. The eight year old boy calmly and expertly prepares a martini (it's 9:30am mind you) and offers it to Mr. Babcock just as Mame enters, looking every inch the sober society matron.

    Mr. Babcock: Miss Dennis, what is this boy-
    Mame: Mr. Babcock, do you think it is the best example to set for a child for you to be drinking before lunch?
    Mr. Babcock: Miss Dennis, I would like to know how this boy learned to make a martini!
    Mame: Mr. Babcock, knowledge is power!

    Priceless...
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    Aug 10, 2009 10:02 PM GMT
    My favorite quote from The Office:



    Just the audio plays (no visual sorry), but I laughed so hard and watched this like 10 times already.
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    Aug 10, 2009 10:11 PM GMT
    Spitting distance?! How vivid.
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    Aug 10, 2009 10:13 PM GMT
    bgcat57 saidSpitting distance?! How vivid.


    Vera Charles: Why don't you keep your hair natural like mine?
    Mame: If I kept my hair natural like yours I'd be bald.
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    Aug 10, 2009 10:19 PM GMT
    Plastic plant-eating dinosaur:
    “Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it… “This Land.”

    Plastic meat-eating dinosaur:
    I think we should call it “your grave!”

    Plastic plant-eating dinosaur:

    Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

    Plastic meat-eating dinosaur:
    Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buCuMVmvZPw
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    Aug 10, 2009 10:29 PM GMT
    Sally Cato: I'm gonna hold my breath 'til tomorrow morning!
    Mame: Do that honey...
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    Aug 10, 2009 10:31 PM GMT
    Do not boast old woman . . . your death sits in that cage. - The Last Unicorn
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    Aug 10, 2009 10:34 PM GMT
    ruggie saidPlastic plant-eating dinosaur:
    “Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it… “This Land.”

    Plastic meat-eating dinosaur:
    I think we should call it “your grave!”

    Plastic plant-eating dinosaur:

    Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

    Plastic meat-eating dinosaur:
    Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buCuMVmvZPw


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    Aug 10, 2009 10:35 PM GMT
    Aliens (one of the best movies)
    - Ripply: Get away from her you bitch!

    - Newt: They mostly come at night, mostly!

    - haven't a clue his name: Were all gonna die man!
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    Aug 10, 2009 10:37 PM GMT







    And of course another gem from Madeline: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1csMoLgTMk0
    "Could you please, step on the same foot at the same time?! MY TITS ARE FALLING OFF!!!" icon_lol.gif
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    Aug 10, 2009 10:39 PM GMT
    Princess Buttercup: You've always been so kind to me, so I'm sorry to say that I'll be dead by morning...
    King: Won't that be nice!
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    Aug 10, 2009 10:46 PM GMT
    "It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with, it doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not stop; EVER!, until you are dead."



    What movie is this from?





    Edit: jarhead5536, You got it in one!


    love that line, and it's delivery.
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    Aug 10, 2009 10:52 PM GMT
    DODGY1974 said"It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with, it doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not stop; EVER!, until you are dead."



    What movie is this from?


    The original "Terminator", spoken by Michael Biehn about Ahnuld...
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    Aug 10, 2009 10:57 PM GMT
    "Father, someone very close to me is probably possessed. It's my little girl. Why won't someone fucking help me?"

    -Ellen Burstyn to the priest in The Exorcist
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    Aug 10, 2009 11:00 PM GMT
    Trick:

    Miss Coco Peru: "You ever get cum in your eye, Gabriel? It burns!"

    Doom Generation:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b1-hhN6oA4
    Brandi (Parker Posey): "I'm gonna lop his dick off... like a chicken head!"

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    Aug 10, 2009 11:06 PM GMT
    "Go on. Pretend he's not my brother. I do."

    -The House of Yes

    "Consider this the thirteenth station of the cross!"

    -Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

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    Aug 10, 2009 11:08 PM GMT
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    Aug 10, 2009 11:45 PM GMT
    "Why do you hate me?"
    "Because you're ugly."

    - Welcome to the Dollhouse
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    Aug 11, 2009 12:03 AM GMT
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    And of course another gem from Madeline: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1csMoLgTMk0
    "Could you please, step on the same foot at the same time?! MY TITS ARE FALLING OFF!!!" icon_lol.gif



    Aw I love Madeline Kahn!! "Sweet Mystery of Life at last I've found you!"
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    Aug 11, 2009 12:13 AM GMT
    Lestat: Oh Louis, Louis. Still whining Louis. Have you heard enough? I've had to listen to that for centuries.
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    Aug 11, 2009 12:16 AM GMT
    This is compiled by lexboy81 and myself...

    "O god honey no, what kind of mother do you think I am? Why? Do you want a little bit, cuz if you're gonna drink, I rather you do it in the house"-- Amy Poehler as Mrs. George in Mean girls

    "Strawberrys are red.." "WILD strawberrys..." "Red and wild, that's your theme"- from To Wong Foo.

    "If you're from Africa, why are you white?" Karen Smith from Mean Girls

    " By all means move at a glacial pace, you know how that thrills me"- Meryl Streep as Miranda in The Devil Wears Prada

    " Cindy, the news is on. Another little white girl dun fell down a well. Fifty black people get their ass beat by police today, and the world gotta stop for one whitey down a hole"- Brenda from Scary Movie 3

    " Cindy, its a skeleton, its BONES! Would you run from Calista Flockhart"- Brenda from Scary Movie 2.

    (Cindy) "WERE ALL GONNA DIE!!!"
    ( Brenda) " It would have just been you IF YOU HAD JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"
    Scary Movie 2

    (Vinny Gambini) What about these pants I got on? You think they're okay?
    (Mona Lisa Vito) Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water - BAM. A fuckin' bullet rips off part of your head. Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask ya, would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot you was wearing?
    From My Cousin Vinny
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    Aug 11, 2009 12:25 AM GMT
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