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Italian Job
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

from "Heathers"

"fuck me gently with a chainsaw"

From "Funny Girl", said by a hung over Anne Francis, "Did he fire ya, yet?!" Seems perfect for today's job market.


Unfortunately, no film clip was availble, however, here's my favorite Anne Francis clip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPK_eZJLMtM

From Mame starring Rosalind Russell:

Mr. Babcock is waiting in the parlor for a very hung over Mame Dennis to descend the stairs. Her adopted child, Patrick, attempts to stall/entertain the banker until she comes down. The eight year old boy calmly and expertly prepares a martini (it's 9:30am mind you) and offers it to Mr. Babcock just as Mame enters, looking every inch the sober society matron.

Mr. Babcock: Miss Dennis, what is this boy-
Mame: Mr. Babcock, do you think it is the best example to set for a child for you to be drinking before lunch?
Mr. Babcock: Miss Dennis, I would like to know how this boy learned to make a martini!
Mame: Mr. Babcock, knowledge is power!

Priceless...

From Valley of the Dolls

Helen Lawson (Susan Hayward) to Neely O'Hara (Patty Duke):

"They drummed you outta Hollywood so you come crawlin' back to Broadway.
Well, Broadway doesn't go for booze and pills!"

My favorite quote from The Office:



Just the audio plays (no visual sorry), but I laughed so hard and watched this like 10 times already.

Spitting distance?! How vivid.

bgcat57 saidSpitting distance?! How vivid.

Vera Charles: Why don't you keep your hair natural like mine?
Mame: If I kept my hair natural like yours I'd be bald.

Plastic plant-eating dinosaur:
“Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it… “This Land.”

Plastic meat-eating dinosaur:
I think we should call it “your grave!”

Plastic plant-eating dinosaur:
Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

Plastic meat-eating dinosaur:
Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buCuMVmvZPw

Sally Cato: I'm gonna hold my breath 'til tomorrow morning!
Mame: Do that honey...

Do not boast old woman . . . your death sits in that cage. - The Last Unicorn

ruggie saidPlastic plant-eating dinosaur:
“Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it… “This Land.”

Plastic meat-eating dinosaur:
I think we should call it “your grave!”

Plastic plant-eating dinosaur:
Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

Plastic meat-eating dinosaur:
Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buCuMVmvZPw

Firefly!

Aliens (one of the best movies)
- Ripply: Get away from her you bitch!

- Newt: They mostly come at night, mostly!

- haven't a clue his name: Were all gonna die man!

And of course another gem from Madeline: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1csMoLgTMk0
"Could you please, step on the same foot at the same time?! MY TITS ARE FALLING OFF!!!"

Princess Buttercup: You've always been so kind to me, so I'm sorry to say that I'll be dead by morning...
King: Won't that be nice!

"It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with, it doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not stop; EVER!, until you are dead."



What movie is this from?





Edit: jarhead5536, You got it in one!


love that line, and it's delivery.

DODGY1974 said"It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with, it doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not stop; EVER!, until you are dead."



What movie is this from?

The original "Terminator", spoken by Michael Biehn about Ahnuld...

"Father, someone very close to me is probably possessed. It's my little girl. Why won't someone fucking help me?"

-Ellen Burstyn to the priest in The Exorcist

Trick:

Miss Coco Peru: "You ever get cum in your eye, Gabriel? It burns!"

Doom Generation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b1-hhN6oA4
Brandi (Parker Posey): "I'm gonna lop his dick off... like a chicken head!"

"Go on. Pretend he's not my brother. I do."

-The House of Yes

"Consider this the thirteenth station of the cross!"

-Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

"Why do you hate me?"
"Because you're ugly."

- Welcome to the Dollhouse

BostonVball said






And of course another gem from Madeline: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1csMoLgTMk0
"Could you please, step on the same foot at the same time?! MY TITS ARE FALLING OFF!!!"

Aw I love Madeline Kahn!! "Sweet Mystery of Life at last I've found you!"

Lestat: Oh Louis, Louis. Still whining Louis. Have you heard enough? I've had to listen to that for centuries.

This is compiled by lexboy81 and myself...

"O god honey no, what kind of mother do you think I am? Why? Do you want a little bit, cuz if you're gonna drink, I rather you do it in the house"-- Amy Poehler as Mrs. George in Mean girls

"Strawberrys are red.." "WILD strawberrys..." "Red and wild, that's your theme"- from To Wong Foo.

"If you're from Africa, why are you white?" Karen Smith from Mean Girls

" By all means move at a glacial pace, you know how that thrills me"- Meryl Streep as Miranda in The Devil Wears Prada

" Cindy, the news is on. Another little white girl dun fell down a well. Fifty black people get their ass beat by police today, and the world gotta stop for one whitey down a hole"- Brenda from Scary Movie 3

" Cindy, its a skeleton, its BONES! Would you run from Calista Flockhart"- Brenda from Scary Movie 2.

(Cindy) "WERE ALL GONNA DIE!!!"
( Brenda) " It would have just been you IF YOU HAD JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"
Scary Movie 2

(Vinny Gambini) What about these pants I got on? You think they're okay?
(Mona Lisa Vito) Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water - BAM. A fuckin' bullet rips off part of your head. Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask ya, would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot you was wearing?
From My Cousin Vinny