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armylad Posts: 29
Aug 10, 2009 3:15 PM GMT
Italian Job
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!



Aug 10, 2009 9:27 PM GMT
from "Heathers"

"fuck me gently with a chainsaw"

BiGymGuy Posts: 843
Aug 10, 2009 9:50 PM GMT
From "Funny Girl", said by a hung over Anne Francis, "Did he fire ya, yet?!" Seems perfect for today's job market.


Unfortunately, no film clip was availble, however, here's my favorite Anne Francis clip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPK_eZJLMtM





jarhead5536 Posts: 1334
Aug 10, 2009 9:59 PM GMT
From Mame starring Rosalind Russell:

Mr. Babcock is waiting in the parlor for a very hung over Mame Dennis to descend the stairs. Her adopted child, Patrick, attempts to stall/entertain the banker until she comes down. The eight year old boy calmly and expertly prepares a martini (it's 9:30am mind you) and offers it to Mr. Babcock just as Mame enters, looking every inch the sober society matron.

Mr. Babcock: Miss Dennis, what is this boy-
Mame: Mr. Babcock, do you think it is the best example to set for a child for you to be drinking before lunch?
Mr. Babcock: Miss Dennis, I would like to know how this boy learned to make a martini!
Mame: Mr. Babcock, knowledge is power!

Priceless...
jprichva Posts: 5286
Aug 10, 2009 10:02 PM GMT
From Valley of the Dolls

Helen Lawson (Susan Hayward) to Neely O'Hara (Patty Duke):

"They drummed you outta Hollywood so you come crawlin' back to Broadway.
Well, Broadway doesn't go for booze and pills!"
jakebenson Posts: 957
Aug 10, 2009 10:02 PM GMT
My favorite quote from The Office:



Just the audio plays (no visual sorry), but I laughed so hard and watched this like 10 times already.
Aug 10, 2009 10:11 PM GMT
Spitting distance?! How vivid.
jarhead5536 Posts: 1334
Aug 10, 2009 10:13 PM GMT
bgcat57 saidSpitting distance?! How vivid.


Vera Charles: Why don't you keep your hair natural like mine?
Mame: If I kept my hair natural like yours I'd be bald.
Aug 10, 2009 10:19 PM GMT
Plastic plant-eating dinosaur:
“Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it… “This Land.”

Plastic meat-eating dinosaur:
I think we should call it “your grave!”

Plastic plant-eating dinosaur:

Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

Plastic meat-eating dinosaur:
Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buCuMVmvZPw
jarhead5536 Posts: 1334
Aug 10, 2009 10:29 PM GMT
Sally Cato: I'm gonna hold my breath 'til tomorrow morning!
Mame: Do that honey...
Aug 10, 2009 10:31 PM GMT
Do not boast old woman . . . your death sits in that cage. - The Last Unicorn
Aug 10, 2009 10:34 PM GMT
ruggie saidPlastic plant-eating dinosaur:
“Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it… “This Land.”

Plastic meat-eating dinosaur:
I think we should call it “your grave!”

Plastic plant-eating dinosaur:

Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

Plastic meat-eating dinosaur:
Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buCuMVmvZPw


Firefly!
Aug 10, 2009 10:35 PM GMT
Aliens (one of the best movies)
- Ripply: Get away from her you bitch!

- Newt: They mostly come at night, mostly!

- haven't a clue his name: Were all gonna die man!
Aug 10, 2009 10:37 PM GMT







And of course another gem from Madeline: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1csMoLgTMk0
"Could you please, step on the same foot at the same time?! MY TITS ARE FALLING OFF!!!"
jarhead5536 Posts: 1334
Aug 10, 2009 10:39 PM GMT
Princess Buttercup: You've always been so kind to me, so I'm sorry to say that I'll be dead by morning...
King: Won't that be nice!
Aug 10, 2009 10:46 PM GMT
"It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with, it doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not stop; EVER!, until you are dead."



What movie is this from?





Edit: jarhead5536, You got it in one!


love that line, and it's delivery.
jarhead5536 Posts: 1334
Aug 10, 2009 10:52 PM GMT
DODGY1974 said"It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with, it doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not stop; EVER!, until you are dead."



What movie is this from?


The original "Terminator", spoken by Michael Biehn about Ahnuld...
bartnews Posts: 77
Aug 10, 2009 10:57 PM GMT
"Father, someone very close to me is probably possessed. It's my little girl. Why won't someone fucking help me?"

-Ellen Burstyn to the priest in The Exorcist
Aug 10, 2009 11:00 PM GMT
Trick:

Miss Coco Peru: "You ever get cum in your eye, Gabriel? It burns!"

Doom Generation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b1-hhN6oA4
Brandi (Parker Posey): "I'm gonna lop his dick off... like a chicken head!"

Aug 10, 2009 11:06 PM GMT
"Go on. Pretend he's not my brother. I do."

-The House of Yes

"Consider this the thirteenth station of the cross!"

-Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

swimbikerun Posts: 2065
Aug 10, 2009 11:08 PM GMT
and_you_will_... Posts: 1
Aug 10, 2009 11:45 PM GMT
"Why do you hate me?"
"Because you're ugly."

- Welcome to the Dollhouse
javaman9999 Posts: 294
Aug 11, 2009 12:03 AM GMT
BostonVball said






And of course another gem from Madeline: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1csMoLgTMk0
"Could you please, step on the same foot at the same time?! MY TITS ARE FALLING OFF!!!"



Aw I love Madeline Kahn!! "Sweet Mystery of Life at last I've found you!"
Aug 11, 2009 12:13 AM GMT
Lestat: Oh Louis, Louis. Still whining Louis. Have you heard enough? I've had to listen to that for centuries.
dbm811 Posts: 10
Aug 11, 2009 12:16 AM GMT
This is compiled by lexboy81 and myself...

"O god honey no, what kind of mother do you think I am? Why? Do you want a little bit, cuz if you're gonna drink, I rather you do it in the house"-- Amy Poehler as Mrs. George in Mean girls

"Strawberrys are red.." "WILD strawberrys..." "Red and wild, that's your theme"- from To Wong Foo.

"If you're from Africa, why are you white?" Karen Smith from Mean Girls

" By all means move at a glacial pace, you know how that thrills me"- Meryl Streep as Miranda in The Devil Wears Prada

" Cindy, the news is on. Another little white girl dun fell down a well. Fifty black people get their ass beat by police today, and the world gotta stop for one whitey down a hole"- Brenda from Scary Movie 3

" Cindy, its a skeleton, its BONES! Would you run from Calista Flockhart"- Brenda from Scary Movie 2.

(Cindy) "WERE ALL GONNA DIE!!!"
( Brenda) " It would have just been you IF YOU HAD JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"
Scary Movie 2

(Vinny Gambini) What about these pants I got on? You think they're okay?
(Mona Lisa Vito) Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water - BAM. A fuckin' bullet rips off part of your head. Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask ya, would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot you was wearing?
From My Cousin Vinny
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