Yes, I'm back

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    Aug 10, 2009 8:09 PM GMT
    I tried to alt myself as brucenitro, but was soon called out. So there's no hiding. I'm coming out of the closet. But I'm different this time. Banned twice, but what does the future hold for Jakebenson, part 3?

    Yes I know I know you all must have a million questions. Well, I only have room for a few thousand. So, I shall now honorably dedicate this thread to me, and any post that is egocentric but not about me will be chastized.

    Also, please keep all "would you date a..." questions out of this thread, because the answer is "no" to every one, unless the question is "would you date a japanese lesbian pigeon," in which case my answer would be, "what does her coo sound like?"

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    Aug 10, 2009 8:34 PM GMT
    Let me just post here in order to stroke your ego.



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    Aug 10, 2009 8:36 PM GMT
    Fable saidLet me just post here in order to stroke your ego.


    I have been waiting for eight billion hours for someone to acknowledge my existence ...and sending out secret spam emails to get people to post here to give the general public the illusory idea that I am special. Finally, you, young Fable, have validated my narcisim. And for that I thank you and shall reward you with one Benson Dollar!
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    Aug 10, 2009 8:44 PM GMT
    Narcissism.
    And what, in the great land of America, can I put my benson dollars towards?
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    Aug 10, 2009 8:49 PM GMT
    Fable saidNarcissism.
    And what, in the great land of America, can I put my benson dollars towards?


    One hundred Benson Dollars equals a Benson Gold Bar.
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    Aug 10, 2009 8:49 PM GMT
    Geez. What did you do to get banned twice?!?
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    Aug 10, 2009 9:01 PM GMT
    How do you get banned at all?
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    Aug 10, 2009 9:08 PM GMT
    Back from where?
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    Aug 10, 2009 9:21 PM GMT
    Christian73 saidGeez. What did you do to get banned twice?!?

    Here's an explanation from an RJ admin for the first ban:

    "I banned you temporarily because of a number of personal attacks you made against other members in your forum posts. We received a large number of complaints at the times you posted these attacks."

    When asked for an explanation for the second ban, I was ignored.


    saguaroman saidHow do you get banned at all?

    I'm too hot to handle.


    DODGY1974 saidBack from where?

    Outerspace. It was amazing but let me tell you gravity is a BITCH when you return to Earth.
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    Aug 10, 2009 10:13 PM GMT
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    Aug 10, 2009 10:18 PM GMT
    So there will be some fire and spice in the forums again, no?
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    Aug 10, 2009 10:19 PM GMT
    Jake was particularly adept at starting wars in threads icon_smile.gif

    I don't actually recall a post of his that wasn't a big war and massively long.

    Those where the days icon_smile.gif we didn't have bullshit threads about the guy above you.. OR more likely I was blissfully unaware of them icon_smile.gif
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    Aug 10, 2009 10:20 PM GMT
    zdrew saidSo there will be some fire and spice in the forums again, no?

    apparently there wont be fire.. I am still hopeful of spice though!
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    Aug 10, 2009 10:45 PM GMT
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    Christian73 saidGeez. What did you do to get banned twice?!?

    Here's an explanation from an RJ admin for the first ban:

    "I banned you temporarily because of a number of personal attacks you made against other members in your forum posts. We received a large number of complaints at the times you posted these attacks."

    When asked for an explanation for the second ban, I was ignored.


    saguaroman saidHow do you get banned at all?

    I'm too hot to handle.

    Nice.
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    Aug 10, 2009 11:37 PM GMT
    Sedative said05.gif

    Yes alien creature by the name of Sedative, I am glad you are glad to see me back too.


    zdrew saidSo there will be some fire and spice in the forums again, no?

    No, I am a corporate woman now. I am seeking ways to make profit, minimize damage, and slowly take over the minds of my inferiors, which is everyone on this planet. I cannot stray from my goals just to pay attention to one or two...or twenty gay men on this site who don't understand the basic principles of logic.
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    Aug 10, 2009 11:42 PM GMT
    Well I hope you can make it without being banned... lol

    Welcome back to RJ...

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    Aug 10, 2009 11:44 PM GMT
    lilTanker saidJake was particularly adept at starting wars in threads icon_smile.gif

    I don't actually recall a post of his that wasn't a big war and massively long.

    Those where the days icon_smile.gif we didn't have bullshit threads about the guy above you.. OR more likely I was blissfully unaware of them icon_smile.gif


    Those are called the Jake Benson Golden years according to the wikipedia article which I have not written yet. Unfortunately, like the Christian cruisades, I was forced to leave in exhile, but had enough time to think "Hey, why argue with crazy gay men on their chat sites which can ban me? Instead I can do the same in person and watch (with popcorn) as I paralyze their ability to argue and then smile and bask in their reflected anger over what I've just said." And so the Jake Benson Byzentine Era began. More to follow on the Discovery network as soon as I hyjack their corporation by distracting them with two-headed Indian babies.
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    Aug 10, 2009 11:47 PM GMT
    HndsmKansan saidWell I hope you can make it without being banned... lol

    Welcome back to RJ...

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    It's a long hard struggle for Jake Benson folk. But we can overcome. And by we I mean the two sides of my brain that are incapable of communicating to each other unless I speak outloud. But thank you for your encouragement. I will spare you from working 12 hour shifts everyday when I become dictator and rule the world.
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    Aug 10, 2009 11:55 PM GMT
    jakebenson said


    I will spare you from working 12 hour shifts everyday when I become dictator and rule the world.


    How kind of you.....
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    Aug 10, 2009 11:58 PM GMT
    Yay!

    Now, everyone, remember, Jakey Baby loves you to buddy list him in your first email to him.

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    Welcome back

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    Aug 11, 2009 12:05 AM GMT
    Lostboy saidYay!

    Now, everyone, remember, Jakey Baby loves you to buddy list him in your first email to him.

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    Welcome back

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    Why did you buddy list me? I don't even know you, headless man. And you are not allowed to buddy list me when you are my subordinate.
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    Aug 11, 2009 12:11 AM GMT
    jakebenson said
    I don't even know you, headless man. And you are not allowed to buddy list me when you are my subordinate.



    Am I detecting some sort of "dom behavior" here?

    LOL
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    Aug 11, 2009 12:24 AM GMT
    HndsmKansan saidAm I detecting some sort of "dom behavior" here?

    She tries to be dominate, unfortunately, doesn't work it well enough.. much more likely to end up the bitch....... icon_smile.gif
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    Aug 11, 2009 12:40 AM GMT
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    Aug 11, 2009 1:16 AM GMT
    this thread is full of lulz.