Would you date a Bedouin tribesman?

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    Aug 11, 2009 2:37 AM GMT
    Would you date a goat molesting Bedouin tribesman who was serial clitorectomist who dried the fruits of his labors and sold them as organic beef jerky bits at roadside fruits stands?

    Well, would you?
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    Aug 11, 2009 2:43 AM GMT
    is he hot? icon_twisted.gif
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    Aug 11, 2009 2:46 AM GMT
    mFit saidis he hot? icon_twisted.gif


    Yeah, but his wiener has a somewhat goatlike aroma to it and his fingers smell of poonani.
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    Aug 11, 2009 2:49 AM GMT
    you said poo
  • danisnotstr8

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    Aug 11, 2009 3:57 AM GMT
    Planning on a career change, Guerrilla?
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    Aug 11, 2009 4:24 AM GMT
    danisnotstr8 saidPlanning on a career change, Guerrilla?


    Maybe. Serial killer would probably be a more likely vocation. I would just need to come up with a truly fantastic m.o. I was kinda thinking sodomizing people to death with frozen mackerel might be fun.
  • Sparkycat

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    Aug 11, 2009 1:57 PM GMT
    Depends on the size of his camel.
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    Aug 11, 2009 2:03 PM GMT
    GuerrillaSodomite said
    mFit saidis he hot? icon_twisted.gif


    Yeah, but his wiener has a somewhat goatlike aroma to it and his fingers smell of poonani.


    That sounds hot! I'll take him! LOL icon_razz.gif
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    Aug 11, 2009 5:58 PM GMT
    GuerrillaSodomite said
    danisnotstr8 saidPlanning on a career change, Guerrilla?


    Maybe. Serial killer would probably be a more likely vocation. I would just need to come up with a truly fantastic m.o. I was kinda thinking sodomizing people to death with frozen mackerel might be fun.


    Can I be first?
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    Aug 11, 2009 6:05 PM GMT
    GuerrillaSodomite said
    danisnotstr8 saidPlanning on a career change, Guerrilla?


    Maybe. Serial killer would probably be a more likely vocation. I would just need to come up with a truly fantastic m.o. I was kinda thinking sodomizing people to death with frozen mackerel might be fun.


    I think you should cut off their arms and legs and sew on the lower portion of large fish in their place. You could be the Seafood Slasher.
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    Aug 11, 2009 6:22 PM GMT
    i'd like to nominate this post as the most ridiculous i've seen in say, the past few days. how many realjock members even know what a Bedouin tribesman is, or can identify his native land on a map.

    get back to the gym stuff.
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    Aug 11, 2009 6:41 PM GMT
    GuerrillaSodomite saidWould you date a goat molesting Bedouin tribesman who was serial clitorectomist who dried the fruits of his labors and sold them as organic beef jerky bits at roadside fruits stands?


    That's just his secret identity silly.

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    Aug 11, 2009 6:48 PM GMT
    camels are hot
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    Aug 11, 2009 7:14 PM GMT
    Um prolly not but I did get propositioned by a ridiculously hot and polite Palestinian man riding in a van from Suez to Cairo.

    He held my hand and offered to take me to his family home in Cairo with "gardens and fountains" and take care of me, love me and make love to me every day for the rest of my life. He showed me a rolled up wad of cash bigger than my fist.

    When I told him it probably wasn't going to happen, he wrote a verse about love in my travel journal (in Arabic which I later had translated). He wrote he was mine forever... how fucking romantic is that shit? No man has come close to delivering such amazing lines with passion, gentleness and conviction. I was too young and scared to say yes.

    His name was Esam.. I later found out that what he offered wasn't considered "gay" since he wasn't married and he probably would have eventually and "kept me" apparently this is not totally uncommon.

    I half way wish I could do it over again and go with him, hah!

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    Aug 11, 2009 10:04 PM GMT
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    onejock saidi'd like to nominate this post as the most ridiculous i've seen in say, the past few days. how many realjock members even know what a Bedouin tribesman is, or can identify his native land on a map.

    get back to the gym stuff.

    Someone needs a humor transplant bad.


    Oh gosh, this is nothing. I'm actually surprised this thread is still here. My last two attempts at mocking the "would you date a ________?" threads got deleted. Apparently someone was offended by either tapioca, quadruple amputee 80 year old Inuit women or marmots.icon_lol.gif
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    Aug 11, 2009 10:19 PM GMT
    onejock saidi'd like to nominate this post as the most ridiculous i've seen in say, the past few days. how many realjock members even know what a Bedouin tribesman is, or can identify his native land on a map.

    get back to the gym stuff.


    What makes this more ridiculous than "who would date a policeman?" You missed the point, I think. Is that your brain in your pants, or just a huge bulge?
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    Aug 12, 2009 6:08 AM GMT
    Could I just beat Lawrence of Arabia instead?