So I just got emailed THIS

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    Aug 11, 2009 6:14 PM GMT
    Bare in mind I have NO idea who this person is, and have NO idea who Douglas is, and I think in his deep turmoil he accidentally emailed me instead of another Jake (and again I have no idea who this guy is and no idea how he got my email). He CC'ed about 5 other guys too including some gay club promoter I recognized. So anyway, just spreading his love and wow, this email is just so awesome. So awesome. I think I'm going to turn it into a comic strip. Read each sentence very slowly and just imagine the way he looks, stands upright with his hand on his hip, and you'll just love it!

    "DOUGLAS I DO THIS NOT BECAUSE I WANT TO HURT YOU. BUT I WANT TO CLEAR OUT WITH EVERY ONE. BUT I CANT BELIEVE YOU DO THIS TO ME. YOU TOLD EVERYONE I AM CRAZY. WE WERE DATING (BF) AND WE HAVE SEX TOGETHER, WE DO THINGS TOGETHER. WE WENT OUT WITH YOUR FAMILY. YOUR MOM AND YOUR LILTLE SISTER, TO SHOPPING, EAT, EVEN GO TO THE BEACH TOGETHER. WE HANG OUT TOGETHER. WE WENT TO AFTER HOUR TOGETHER. EVERYTIME YOU NEED ME HELP WITH ANYTHING I AM ALWAY THERE FOR YOU. YOU DON'T HAVE MONEY FOR RENT I GIVE IT TO YOU. YOU WANT TO BUY STUFFS FOR YOUR MOM AND YOUR SISTER I BUY IT FOR THEM. YOU WANT ME TO PAY FOR YOUR BILL I PAY IT FOR YOU. YOU DON'T HAVE MONEY TO USE I GIVE IT TO YOU. YOU WANT ME TO MOVE TO SALVADOR, I PUT UP EVERYTHING OVER HERE TO MOVE WITH YOU TOO. AND WHAT DO GET FROM YOU OR EXPECT ANYTHING FROM YOU. NO DOUGLAS. I NEVER ASK YOU TO DO ANYTHING FOR ME.. BECAUSE I LOVE YOU I DON'T WANT YOU TO WORRY TOO MUCH FOR ME. AND DOUGLAS, YOU KNOW HOW I AM. I NEVER HURT ANYBODY OR DONE ANYTHING WRONG TO ANY ONE. I AM NICE AND FRIENDLY TO EVERYONE EVEN ALL YOUR FRIENDS THAT I JUST MET A FIRST TIME, AND YOU KNOW IT THE TRUTH. YOU REALLY HURT ME A LOTS. I DON'T THINK I DESEVE THIS. NOW JAMIE DON'T WANT ME TO BE AT CLUB ANY MORE.
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    Aug 11, 2009 6:26 PM GMT
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    Umm... wow. Did you reply with an "I think you sent this to the wrong guy" message?

    Maybe you have another personality named Douglas who did all this. You'd think your Mom and little sister would have had the courtesy to mention it to you! icon_lol.gif
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    Aug 11, 2009 6:37 PM GMT
    It's written in all caps. It must be important.
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    Aug 11, 2009 9:16 PM GMT
    Pfft, sounds like a bad soap.
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    Aug 11, 2009 9:50 PM GMT
    It seems sad to me.

    Exploitation's always a bit ugly.
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    Aug 11, 2009 9:55 PM GMT

    *C*U*C*K*O*O*
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    Aug 11, 2009 9:55 PM GMT
    Sounds like the guy used the same translator as the poor girl who asked Hillary what Bill thought about China.
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    Aug 11, 2009 9:57 PM GMT
    Note to self: Never accidentally email anything to Jake.
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    Aug 11, 2009 10:11 PM GMT
    Why do you think he was screaming?

    Sounds like he was being used, but happy to be used, out of love. Now the other guy is bastardising him, too discredit him. Or his had a big hissy fit, at a club, and now been asked: not to come back.
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    Aug 11, 2009 10:50 PM GMT
    Sounds like that French film ."He loves me,He Loves me not. with Audrey Tautou.
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    Aug 11, 2009 11:05 PM GMT
    I SO SORRY. I ONLY WANTED TO VENT. I NOT MEAN TO HIT SEND BUT I STILL CANT BELIEVE YOU DO THIS TO ME. YOU TOLD EVERYONE I AM CRAZY. I AM CRAZY. CRAZY IN LOVE WITH YOU. I WANT TO BE AT CLUB SO CALL JAMIE OKAY? I PAY IT FOR YOU.
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    Aug 11, 2009 11:12 PM GMT
    You should totally email him back and say sorry, dude, even if you don't have any idea who he is. Who knows? Maybe you can get him to buy you something. That'd be cool. icon_lol.gif
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    Aug 11, 2009 11:13 PM GMT
    Tapper saidI SO SORRY. I ONLY WANTED TO VENT. I NOT MEAN TO HIT SEND BUT I STILL CANT BELIEVE YOU DO THIS TO ME. YOU TOLD EVERYONE I AM CRAZY. I AM CRAZY. CRAZY IN LOVE WITH YOU. I WANT TO BE AT CLUB SO CALL JAMIE OKAY? I PAY IT FOR YOU.



    LMFAO
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    Aug 12, 2009 8:19 AM GMT


    SOMETHING THEY WILL REGRET I'M SURE
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    Aug 12, 2009 8:27 AM GMT
    Tapper saidI SO SORRY. I ONLY WANTED TO VENT. I NOT MEAN TO HIT SEND BUT I STILL CANT BELIEVE YOU DO THIS TO ME. YOU TOLD EVERYONE I AM CRAZY. I AM CRAZY. CRAZY IN LOVE WITH YOU. I WANT TO BE AT CLUB SO CALL JAMIE OKAY? I PAY IT FOR YOU.


    TOO FUNNY!! icon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
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    Aug 12, 2009 8:36 AM GMT
    jakebenson saidBare in mind I have NO idea who this person is, and have NO idea who Douglas is, and I think in his deep turmoil he accidentally emailed me instead of another Jake (and again I have no idea who this guy is and no idea how he got my email). He CC'ed about 5 other guys too including some gay club promoter I recognized. So anyway, just spreading his love and wow, this email is just so awesome. So awesome. I think I'm going to turn it into a comic strip. Read each sentence very slowly and just imagine the way he looks, stands upright with his hand on his hip, and you'll just love it!

    "DOUGLAS I DO THIS NOT BECAUSE I WANT TO HURT YOU. BUT I WANT TO CLEAR OUT WITH EVERY ONE. BUT I CANT BELIEVE YOU DO THIS TO ME. YOU TOLD EVERYONE I AM CRAZY. WE WERE DATING (BF) AND WE HAVE SEX TOGETHER, WE DO THINGS TOGETHER. WE WENT OUT WITH YOUR FAMILY. YOUR MOM AND YOUR LILTLE SISTER, TO SHOPPING, EAT, EVEN GO TO THE BEACH TOGETHER. WE HANG OUT TOGETHER. WE WENT TO AFTER HOUR TOGETHER. EVERYTIME YOU NEED ME HELP WITH ANYTHING I AM ALWAY THERE FOR YOU. YOU DON'T HAVE MONEY FOR RENT I GIVE IT TO YOU. YOU WANT TO BUY STUFFS FOR YOUR MOM AND YOUR SISTER I BUY IT FOR THEM. YOU WANT ME TO PAY FOR YOUR BILL I PAY IT FOR YOU. YOU DON'T HAVE MONEY TO USE I GIVE IT TO YOU. YOU WANT ME TO MOVE TO SALVADOR, I PUT UP EVERYTHING OVER HERE TO MOVE WITH YOU TOO. AND WHAT DO GET FROM YOU OR EXPECT ANYTHING FROM YOU. NO DOUGLAS. I NEVER ASK YOU TO DO ANYTHING FOR ME.. BECAUSE I LOVE YOU I DON'T WANT YOU TO WORRY TOO MUCH FOR ME. AND DOUGLAS, YOU KNOW HOW I AM. I NEVER HURT ANYBODY OR DONE ANYTHING WRONG TO ANY ONE. I AM NICE AND FRIENDLY TO EVERYONE EVEN ALL YOUR FRIENDS THAT I JUST MET A FIRST TIME, AND YOU KNOW IT THE TRUTH. YOU REALLY HURT ME A LOTS. I DON'T THINK I DESEVE THIS. NOW JAMIE DON'T WANT ME TO BE AT CLUB ANY MORE.


    I see you haven't changed one bit, JakeBenson. Don't you get tired of being an callous prick?
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    Aug 12, 2009 11:24 AM GMT
    Tapper saidI SO SORRY. I ONLY WANTED TO VENT. I NOT MEAN TO HIT SEND BUT I STILL CANT BELIEVE YOU DO THIS TO ME. YOU TOLD EVERYONE I AM CRAZY. I AM CRAZY. CRAZY IN LOVE WITH YOU. I WANT TO BE AT CLUB SO CALL JAMIE OKAY? I PAY IT FOR YOU.



    LMAO! you know you're going to hell for his, dontcha Tap? icon_lol.gif
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    Aug 13, 2009 12:18 AM GMT
    BlkMuscleGent saidI see you haven't changed one bit, JakeBenson. Don't you get tired of being an callous prick?


    Do I invade your threads dictating that what you consider to be humorous makes you a [insert personal attack here]? No.

    If you don't see the humor in this, then I have no idea how you live your life.
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    Aug 13, 2009 12:22 AM GMT
    Brandon_ said"Jakebenson" said:
    I have NO idea who this person is, and have NO idea who Douglas is ...

    Well...if you don't know or don't have idea about who this person is "Douglas"...why you still wasting your time thinking about it???icon_rolleyes.gificon_confused.gif


    Wow, um...maybe i "wasted" my time on this because it's probably the most amazing, humorous, and fantastically syntax-error saturated email soap operah I've ever read.

    Why are there so many clueless boring pretty people in Real Jock?
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    Aug 13, 2009 12:37 AM GMT
    Too funny...thanks for posting!
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    Aug 13, 2009 12:42 AM GMT
    I loved this email so much, I made a comic strip out of it. What do you think?
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    Aug 13, 2009 12:50 AM GMT



    Well the illustration seems to be accurate !
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    Aug 13, 2009 12:53 AM GMT
    badmikeyt saidSounds like the guy used the same translator as the poor girl who asked Hillary what Bill thought about China.


    LOL!!!
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    Aug 13, 2009 12:56 AM GMT
    jakebenson saidI loved this email so much, I made a comic strip out of it. What do you think?
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    You HAVE to email this very thing back to him. After he gets over the embarrassment he'll likely get a good laugh out of it. Sounds like he could use one...
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    Aug 13, 2009 12:59 AM GMT
    That guy must have really had his heart stepped on. Stinks that the message went to the wrong person. But it gives us a view of how a person can truly hurt someone else.