Straight men's bottoms

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    Aug 15, 2009 10:27 AM GMT
    I can exclusively reveal that they are wider and less pert than gay men's bottoms. This observation is based on years of exhaustive research.
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    Aug 15, 2009 11:00 AM GMT
    Lies. Its just cos they wear baggy jeans.
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    Aug 15, 2009 11:34 AM GMT
    OMG MY MATES ARE FAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Rippa!!
  • cbrett

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    Aug 15, 2009 2:29 PM GMT
    lol this made me laugh which i really need thanks
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    Aug 15, 2009 2:34 PM GMT
    redheadguy saidI can exclusively reveal that they are wider and less pert than gay men's bottoms.

    Pert bottoms? Can you tell us what specific qualities give them their pert-ness?
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    Aug 15, 2009 2:35 PM GMT
    I'd like to know what research methods were employed here and how your methodology stands up against field studies...

    so that i may do some research of my own...ofcourse.
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    Aug 15, 2009 3:06 PM GMT
    My brother is straight and he has a total bubble butt - just like me.
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    Aug 15, 2009 3:07 PM GMT
    TexDef07 said
    redheadguy saidI can exclusively reveal that they are wider and less pert than gay men's bottoms.

    Pert bottoms? Can you tell us what specific qualities give them their pert-ness?


    Pert?
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    Aug 15, 2009 3:22 PM GMT
    They're less inclined to maintain a bubble butt. Sadly, and to my many objections.
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    Aug 15, 2009 3:24 PM GMT
    makavelli saidThey're less inclined to maintain a bubble butt. Sadly, and to my many objections.


    Hell in this country 99.5% of them just let themselves go to hell. And about 70% of gay men are the same: no effort AT ALL to stay in shape.

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    Even I look good here. icon_eek.gificon_eek.gif
  • coolarmydude

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    Aug 15, 2009 3:36 PM GMT
    Pert Plus...

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  • EricLA

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    Aug 15, 2009 3:46 PM GMT
    I'm glad you're out there probing this matter.
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    Aug 15, 2009 3:47 PM GMT
    Took him five minutes in the closest pharmacy.
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    Aug 15, 2009 4:25 PM GMT
    jtaustin said
    TexDef07 said
    redheadguy saidI can exclusively reveal that they are wider and less pert than gay men's bottoms.

    Pert bottoms? Can you tell us what specific qualities give them their pert-ness?


    Pert?
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    The pic is the definitive answer!
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    Aug 15, 2009 4:34 PM GMT
    I have noticed that when straight guys bend over their glutes seem to tense more... I guess gay guys are more used to exposing what lurks between.
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    Aug 15, 2009 5:16 PM GMT
    Pert Plus?
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    Aug 15, 2009 5:22 PM GMT
    Indeed. Although did you factor in the margin of error based on observations of women-who-look-like-men. Their bottoms are truly scary.
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    Aug 15, 2009 6:06 PM GMT
    Peart?

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    Aug 15, 2009 6:19 PM GMT
    PERT-
    The unnatural tightness and carriage of the gluteus maximus that signals readiness for mating, usually achieved by women wearing high heels. icon_twisted.gif
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    Aug 15, 2009 6:27 PM GMT
    I agree about wearing the baggy pants. But when they wear dress pants, you can find some really pert butts on straight guys, too.

    However, straight guys are so weird about their butts. They will whip their dicks out and tell you how big they are, but don't mention their butts.
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    Aug 15, 2009 6:29 PM GMT
    "LINE 'EM UP, BOYS!" We can do a taste test, too!icon_idea.gif
  • baldone

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    Aug 15, 2009 6:35 PM GMT
    i dunno...sounds like more research is needed.....icon_biggrin.gif
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    Aug 15, 2009 6:52 PM GMT
    muchmorethanmuscle saidDang..all this talk about ass is making me want to go use the toilet.

    Be back in a jiffy!


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    Why, do you know one with a glory hole?
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    Aug 15, 2009 7:09 PM GMT
    haha, lovely....

    but im still confused about what "pert" actually means....im a little slow at times. Sorry! Anyone can explain what am I looking for if I am looking at butt that is "pert"??
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    Aug 15, 2009 7:12 PM GMT
    Hoodiestud saidhaha, lovely....

    but im still confused about what "pert" actually means....im a little slow at times. Sorry! Anyone can explain what am I looking for if I am looking at butt that is "pert"??


    I concur. More pictures should be presented to the board.