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Straight men's bottoms
redheadguy Posts: 3088
Aug 15, 2009 10:27 AM GMT
I can exclusively reveal that they are wider and less pert than gay men's bottoms. This observation is based on years of exhaustive research.
Aug 15, 2009 11:00 AM GMT
Lies. Its just cos they wear baggy jeans.
Aug 15, 2009 11:34 AM GMT
OMG MY MATES ARE FAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rippa!!
cbrett Posts: 476
Aug 15, 2009 2:29 PM GMT
lol this made me laugh which i really need thanks
Aug 15, 2009 2:34 PM GMT
redheadguy saidI can exclusively reveal that they are wider and less pert than gay men's bottoms.

Pert bottoms? Can you tell us what specific qualities give them their pert-ness?
Aug 15, 2009 2:35 PM GMT
I'd like to know what research methods were employed here and how your methodology stands up against field studies...

so that i may do some research of my own...ofcourse.
Aug 15, 2009 3:06 PM GMT
My brother is straight and he has a total bubble butt - just like me.
Aug 15, 2009 3:07 PM GMT
TexDef07 said
redheadguy saidI can exclusively reveal that they are wider and less pert than gay men's bottoms.

Pert bottoms? Can you tell us what specific qualities give them their pert-ness?


Pert?
makavelli Posts: 829
Aug 15, 2009 3:22 PM GMT
They're less inclined to maintain a bubble butt. Sadly, and to my many objections.
Aug 15, 2009 3:24 PM GMT
makavelli saidThey're less inclined to maintain a bubble butt. Sadly, and to my many objections.


Hell in this country 99.5% of them just let themselves go to hell. And about 70% of gay men are the same: no effort AT ALL to stay in shape.



Even I look good here.
coolarmydude Posts: 3768
Aug 15, 2009 3:36 PM GMT
Pert Plus...

EricLA Posts: 2467
Aug 15, 2009 3:46 PM GMT
I'm glad you're out there probing this matter.
makavelli Posts: 829
Aug 15, 2009 3:47 PM GMT
Took him five minutes in the closest pharmacy.
Aug 15, 2009 4:17 PM GMT
TexDef07 said
redheadguy saidI can exclusively reveal that they are wider and less pert than gay men's bottoms.

Pert bottoms? Can you tell us what specific qualities give them their pert-ness?

He forgot to add "saucy". Pert and saucy.
Aug 15, 2009 4:25 PM GMT
jtaustin said
TexDef07 said
redheadguy saidI can exclusively reveal that they are wider and less pert than gay men's bottoms.

Pert bottoms? Can you tell us what specific qualities give them their pert-ness?


Pert?



The pic is the definitive answer!
RoddenShaw Posts: 38
Aug 15, 2009 4:34 PM GMT
I have noticed that when straight guys bend over their glutes seem to tense more... I guess gay guys are more used to exposing what lurks between.
Aug 15, 2009 5:16 PM GMT
Pert Plus?
Aug 15, 2009 5:22 PM GMT
Indeed. Although did you factor in the margin of error based on observations of women-who-look-like-men. Their bottoms are truly scary.
Aug 15, 2009 6:06 PM GMT
Peart?

Aug 15, 2009 6:16 PM GMT
PERT-
1 a : saucily free and forward : flippantly cocky and assured b : being trim and chic : jaunty c : piquantly stimulating
Humm,, MunchingZombie,,, me thinks your cute nipples are Pert..
Aug 15, 2009 6:19 PM GMT
PERT-
The unnatural tightness and carriage of the gluteus maximus that signals readiness for mating, usually achieved by women wearing high heels.
Aug 15, 2009 6:27 PM GMT
I agree about wearing the baggy pants. But when they wear dress pants, you can find some really pert butts on straight guys, too.

However, straight guys are so weird about their butts. They will whip their dicks out and tell you how big they are, but don't mention their butts.
BiGymGuy Posts: 869
Aug 15, 2009 6:29 PM GMT
"LINE 'EM UP, BOYS!" We can do a taste test, too!
baldone Posts: 533
Aug 15, 2009 6:35 PM GMT
i dunno...sounds like more research is needed.....
Aug 15, 2009 6:39 PM GMT
Dang..all this talk about ass is making me want to go use the toilet.

Be back in a jiffy!


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