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I can exclusively reveal that they are wider and less pert than gay men's bottoms. This observation is based on years of exhaustive research.

Lies. Its just cos they wear baggy jeans.

OMG MY MATES ARE FAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rippa!!

lol this made me laugh which i really need thanks

redheadguy saidI can exclusively reveal that they are wider and less pert than gay men's bottoms.

Pert bottoms? Can you tell us what specific qualities give them their pert-ness?

I'd like to know what research methods were employed here and how your methodology stands up against field studies...

so that i may do some research of my own...ofcourse.

My brother is straight and he has a total bubble butt - just like me.

TexDef07 said

redheadguy saidI can exclusively reveal that they are wider and less pert than gay men's bottoms.

Pert bottoms? Can you tell us what specific qualities give them their pert-ness?

Pert?

They're less inclined to maintain a bubble butt. Sadly, and to my many objections.

makavelli saidThey're less inclined to maintain a bubble butt. Sadly, and to my many objections.

Hell in this country 99.5% of them just let themselves go to hell. And about 70% of gay men are the same: no effort AT ALL to stay in shape.



Even I look good here.

Pert Plus...

I'm glad you're out there probing this matter.

Took him five minutes in the closest pharmacy.

TexDef07 said

redheadguy saidI can exclusively reveal that they are wider and less pert than gay men's bottoms.

Pert bottoms? Can you tell us what specific qualities give them their pert-ness?

He forgot to add "saucy". Pert and saucy.

jtaustin said

TexDef07 said

redheadguy saidI can exclusively reveal that they are wider and less pert than gay men's bottoms.

Pert bottoms? Can you tell us what specific qualities give them their pert-ness?

Pert?

The pic is the definitive answer!

I have noticed that when straight guys bend over their glutes seem to tense more... I guess gay guys are more used to exposing what lurks between.

Pert Plus?

Indeed. Although did you factor in the margin of error based on observations of women-who-look-like-men. Their bottoms are truly scary.

Peart?

PERT-
1 a : saucily free and forward : flippantly cocky and assured b : being trim and chic : jaunty c : piquantly stimulating
Humm,, MunchingZombie,,, me thinks your cute nipples are Pert..

PERT-
The unnatural tightness and carriage of the gluteus maximus that signals readiness for mating, usually achieved by women wearing high heels.

I agree about wearing the baggy pants. But when they wear dress pants, you can find some really pert butts on straight guys, too.

However, straight guys are so weird about their butts. They will whip their dicks out and tell you how big they are, but don't mention their butts.

"LINE 'EM UP, BOYS!" We can do a taste test, too!

i dunno...sounds like more research is needed.....

Dang..all this talk about ass is making me want to go use the toilet.

Be back in a jiffy!