ADMIT something you do that may embarass you...

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    Aug 19, 2009 4:22 AM GMT
    Okay, I am going to come clean. I have been staying up to 1-2am watching repeat episodes of Roseanne on TVLand. And about a year ago, I was suddenly hooked on watching episodes of "Good Times," so much so that I pondered for nearly twenty minutes at Best Buy at buying the complete series on DVD.

    Oh, and this is a biggie. I bought "Anne Murray's Greatest Hits" on CD. Blush.

    How about you?
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    Aug 19, 2009 4:31 AM GMT
    This one time, in band camp... I slept with my old PE teacher icon_redface.gif
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    Aug 19, 2009 4:33 AM GMT
    lilTanker saidThis one time, in band camp... I slept with my old PE teacher icon_redface.gif


    Oh my god, that's f*cking hot! Damn, why do I feel I have to asterisk out the "u". I hate censorship.
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    Aug 19, 2009 4:35 AM GMT
    wrestlervic said
    lilTanker saidThis one time, in band camp... I slept with my old PE teacher icon_redface.gif


    Oh my god, that's f*cking hot! Damn, why do I feel I have to asterisk out the "u". I hate censorship.

    Yes, very hot when you are heavily pickled with shots of vodka and whiskey..

    Not so hot the next morning waking up next to your old PE teacher...
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    Aug 19, 2009 4:51 AM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor saiddamn,,, now I would of loved to have a camera for that one Ben... too funny!


    Hey, that's no fair, you gotta admit somethin'.....stud.
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    Aug 19, 2009 5:03 AM GMT
    he did: he farted in a guy's face who was going down on him.

    i'm embarrassed to explain this... does it count towards my tally?
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    Aug 19, 2009 5:07 AM GMT
    dancerjack saidhe did: he farted in a guy's face who was going down on him.

    i'm embarrassed to explain this... does it count towards my tally?


    Oh, OK. His post came while I was writing mine. Yeah, farting is always an embarrasing moment, especially during love making and it happens often while scissoring a guy during wrestling sex. Hehe. But I think both parties let out a small chuckle, then quickly find a way to ignore it to keep the mood going. I mean we ARE human. Damn.

    C'mon dancer, fess up too. You're hot.
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    Aug 19, 2009 5:19 AM GMT
    oh, alright...

    i was walking through a store about a month ago, and i cleared a corner, coming eye to eye with a HOT HOT HOT guy. i was just like, "holy shit, that guy is too fine. omg, he's totally checking me out too!"

    then i realized it:
    i had turned to face a mirrored column in the department store, and i was cruising myself.

    LOSER!
  • silverfox

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    Aug 19, 2009 5:22 AM GMT
    I drank my contact lenses.


    Please don't make me explain.



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  • AlexGuess

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    Aug 19, 2009 5:22 AM GMT
    I was making out with this hot guy, long time ago haha, and I was so turned on! Things where getting quite hot and when we where about to strip out our clothes I came haha, we just laughed about it, but I still continued and cumed again later haha :$
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    Aug 19, 2009 5:27 AM GMT
    dancerjack saidi had turned to face a mirrored column in the department store, and i was cruising myself.


    LORL icon_biggrin.gif OMG thats just sweet and so... dunno but Funny icon_biggrin.gif

    TheGuyNextDoor saidLets see,,, OK,, what is the all time worst place you could possibly be and cut wind by mistake? Been there and was by far the most embarrassing moment of my life.. Thank God I loved the guy who was up close and personal on my receiving end!
    Sorry, I know that was gross, butt.... it was a true Kodak moment.. after my ass was slapped we both laughed till we cried. Sounds like something a straight guy would do!

    I've done that and had it happen to me before.. thankfully I find those things funny so it didn't put me off, I just laughed my arse off for about 15 minutes icon_biggrin.gif
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    Aug 19, 2009 5:29 AM GMT
    dancerjack saidoh, alright...

    i was walking through a store about a month ago, and i cleared a corner, coming eye to eye with a HOT HOT HOT guy. i was just like, "holy shit, that guy is too fine. omg, he's totally checking me out too!"

    then i realized it:
    i had turned to face a mirrored column in the department store, and i was cruising myself.

    LOSER!


    Oh c'mon now. You're hot. Be real, your legs could grip a nation together. Isn't there something you're embarassed about. We're all men here. Fuck it, men are men. Men do strange things, we all do, every moment.
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    Aug 19, 2009 5:38 AM GMT
    that wasn't embarassing enough??

    hmmm...

    okay, so the duo i shot at sean cody a couple months ago was a long, laborious, NOT sexy experience. we went through about 40 condoms in 7 hours, and i was starting to shut down. the more i pulled on my hoo-haw the shorter and colder it got. that was bad enough, right? so, i had to run down the hall with a 3/4 hardon, jump into position to match up with the last take we'd done about 5-7 minutes prior, the guy slapped yet another condom on, jams his whatchamacallit in me at just the wrong angle, and i yelped/yipped like a chihuahua that has been stepped on unexpectedly.

    the short, high pitched bark the came out of me startled me, and i kicked back my leg. when i kicked i threw my scene partner backwards, and he tripped over himself and almost crashed into the wall. needless to say: that take probably won't make it into the final version. but everyone was laughing at me, and somehow that made it better, rather than worse.
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    Aug 19, 2009 5:42 AM GMT
    I still think your legs could grip a nation together. icon_wink.gif
  • silverfox

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    Aug 19, 2009 5:54 AM GMT
    dancerjack saidthat wasn't embarassing enough??

    ....... the guy slapped yet another condom on, jams his whatchamacallit in me at just the wrong angle, and i yelped/yipped like a chihuahua that has been stepped on unexpectedly.

    the short, high pitched bark the came out of me startled me, and i kicked back my leg. when i kicked i threw my scene partner backwards, and he tripped over himself and almost crashed into the wall. needless to say: that take probably won't make it into the final version. but everyone was laughing at me, and somehow that made it better, rather than worse.


    If this "scene" made it onto Sean Cody I would actually pay for access to the site.

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    Aug 19, 2009 6:08 AM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor said
    silverfox1 saidI drank my contact lenses.
    Please don't make me explain.icon_rolleyes.gif

    I have been howling, laughing ever since I read this,, God knows if they were clear you couldn't have seen them.. I can only hope they were SOFT contacts.. I don't think that's the kind of fiber you are looking for in your diet!


    Fifteen years ago when I actually went out to clubs and danced I came home one night drunk as a skunk parched as all hell grabbed a glass of water and went to bed with my clothes still on i dozed off and woke up about an hour later and realized i didn't take my lenses out of my eyes so i took them out (ouch) and put them in the glass of water figuring they would keep until morning i woke up thirsty as all hell and drank the glass of water not realizing until later that i drank my lenses.

    THERE! icon_exclaim.gif
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    Aug 19, 2009 6:27 AM GMT
    silverfox1 saidFifteen years ago when I actually went out to clubs and danced I came home one night drunk as a skunk parched as all hell grabbed a glass of water and went to bed with my clothes still on i dozed off and woke up about an hour later and realized i didn't take my lenses out of my eyes so i took them out (ouch) and put them in the glass of water figuring they would keep until morning i woke up thirsty as all hell and drank the glass of water not realizing until later that i drank my lenses.

    THERE! icon_exclaim.gif

    That was entirely anticlimactic icon_sad.gif
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    Aug 19, 2009 6:29 AM GMT
    But he's so handsome. I would climax with him.
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    Aug 19, 2009 1:32 PM GMT
    I embarrass myself on a regular basis.
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    Aug 19, 2009 1:48 PM GMT
    I sucked my thumb up until 7th gradeicon_eek.gif
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    Aug 19, 2009 2:05 PM GMT
    I'll take this topic title literally, since some are providing anecdotes of things that have DONE in the past. I think the wording here is "something you DO..." that I would interpret as present & ongoing.

    I fuss with my nose too much in public, often trying to pick it surreptitiously. I hate getting "boogers" in there, and won't leave them alone.

    I suppose the other thing I do is scratch my balls when they itch. I usually do the pocket drill, but another gay guy at a party, being a hawkish crotch-watcher, naturally, will notice what I'm doing. Baseball players may be allowed to scratch their balls in front of thousands (or millions on TV), but no one should catch you at a cocktail party.
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    Aug 19, 2009 2:13 PM GMT
    I busted my upper lip because I was sucking on my flute...It was for a good reason though.
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    Aug 19, 2009 2:37 PM GMT
    When I am trying to sort through a problem, I still talk to myself out loud like I am having a conversation... Comparable to Tom Hanks's character in "Cast Away."

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    Aug 19, 2009 2:50 PM GMT
    I only get dressed when I have to
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    Aug 19, 2009 3:07 PM GMT
    I will often stay home on Friday evenings just to watch several episodes of "What Not To Wear" icon_redface.gif

    Embarrasing moment: I was VERY hungover once and a friend and I went to a local I-HOP (no, that is not the embarrassing part). I had to use the restroom after several cups of coffee. I entered the restroom and plopped myself down on the toilet seat in one of the stalls. As I am doing my business I heard several female voices. My heart stopped. Did I really do what I think I did?? YES! I didn't even notice there were no urinals on my way to that stall. Ok, so how do I escape without anyone seeing me? I wait for the voices to stop and I RUN out of there and luckily nobody saw me leave the ladies' room icon_redface.gif