PERSONAL TRAINER WANTED

  • laydbck

    Posts: 34

    Aug 20, 2009 11:45 AM GMT

    Wanted Gay Personal Assistant/Trainer. Must have some clerical, computer skills and be willing to work with me on charitable causes. (example…. Escorting handicapped skiers down mountain {usually in Colorado) Habitat for humanity work (Construction/architectural interest would be a Plus as I am a builder/architect by trade) as well as helping people find themselves under a yoga/ mediation format, this may include former addicts. So I will not put up with hard drug use!! (if God didn’t make it, don’t F*^# with it!!!) I prefer non smoker but not set in stone. I do drink but rarely, and yes on occasion I may see three of you, but that is very rare. I prefer eat healthy (the zone diet) and lead a healthy lifestyle. I am over the club / party scene, and would prefer to do snow or water sports all day, skip the after party (as a hangover will kill my performance…. Not that its any thing special, but what I got….. I shouldn’t F*$#@ up, ya know?!?!), and be the first one out the next day hitting it hard.

    Also must have advanced skills in water sports (wakeboarding, skiing, tubing). Must be an experience boat driver (3ys+min) Other interest are rock climbing (wall), so you will have to know the ropes (pun intended) Its just like when the baby sitter tied you up and threw you in the closet…..OH THAT ONLY HAPPENED TO ME….HUH!!! Anyway, other skills needed are for snow sports. I prefer my workouts in the great outdoors, A SENSE OF HUMOR IS A MUST!!!!!!! (You will catch my attention if you can show it in your response). I am an adrenalin junkie, so be open to things like race car driving, sky diving, and other activities that pump up your soul and let you know your alive (cage diving with great whites is in there if I ever get the balls) !!! I Good base knowledge of first aid could some in useful, actually f&^*# it first aid wont help a bad sky dive Just get a snow shovel. LOL.

    I am also in to yoga and I’m a student of the human energy system and other like minded subjects. So a knowledge of or at least an interest in these subjects would give us some common ground. Must have at least High school diploma, with respectable G.P.A. (Ill understand if you flunked French, or Calculus and it killed your GPA) I just want to know that no one will giggle at you when you speak your mind, and that I can trust you to do competent office work, and have a general degree of responsibility and trust worthiness .

    Character, business references would impress me.

    Benefits are Room and Board, and general expenses, and entertainment expenses and travel paid, open to other ideas. Events I usually attend are gay ski weeks and gay Disney, and an occasional resort, or cruise maybe some yoga retreats?
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    Aug 20, 2009 3:49 PM GMT
    How U Doin'icon_biggrin.gif,

    My name is Rhomie and Im wanting to know more about the indept aspect of this assistant position, by possibly getting a contact number , so that we can take care of business the businessmen do. (which isn't UNFORTUNATELY by chatting online all the time/all day & nite)
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    Aug 20, 2009 4:54 PM GMT
    WOW! Sounds more like you are wantng a bf and not a personal trainer.
  • silverfox

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    Aug 21, 2009 12:30 AM GMT


    If I was still a personal trainer I would find your "ad" completely insulting because:

    1. Not one mention of "Personal Training" credentials needed.
    2. "Construction/architectural interest would be a Plus as I am a builder/architect by trade" Who cares?
    3. "So I will not put up with hard drug use!! (if God didn’t make it, don’t F*^# with it!!!) I prefer non smoker but not set in stone. I do drink but rarely, and yes on occasion I may see three of you, but that is very rare."
    Oh I see, you are telling your personal trainer about what you will and will not put up with regarding drug use and smoking? I would think it would go the other way around.
    4. "I prefer to eat a healthy diet and lead a healthy lifestyle". This is great. Here is where I start to wonder.....why do you want a personal trainer?
    5. "Sense of humor a must (You will catch my attention if you show it in your response)" Is THIS a joke?
    6. Your compensation benefits are a hoot. Wow....you go to Gay Disney!

    Just overall, I feel bad for Personal Trainers that have to put up with clients like you (if you are for real that is). Basically, you want every thing BUT a Personal Trainer it sounds like to me.



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    Aug 21, 2009 12:48 AM GMT
    I want a personal trainer and a live-in lover and friend, and chef, and oooooooooooh, I would be so happy!

    Will Craigslist help?
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    Aug 21, 2009 1:56 AM GMT
    Try Craigslist.

    You never talked about any personal trainer things.

    What you need is called a THERAPIST.