Odd pet peeves -- women shopping in the men's underwear dept.

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    Aug 22, 2009 2:26 PM GMT
    OK, I'll undoubtedly get slammed for this, but here goes:

    I absolutely HATE having to jostle with women while shopping for my underwear. I don't go over to women's lingerie and invade their space, and I would appreciate their not invading mine.

    They pick up the packages and study them, like they know what the hell the implications of a "pouch design" and an "easy-access fly" are. And if their husbands or whatevers are too lazy to buy their own underwear, that's their problem. You're not their mothers, and if your guys are wearing shorts with holes in them then just tell them to take their lazy asses to Target or Macy's or wherever and get some new ones.

    And then there are the women buying the novelty shorts, mostly boxers, with "funny" sayings and images on them. Yeah, hah-hah, buy your man a pair of boxers with "Home of the Whopper" emblazoned on them. At least I never go near those stupid racks, and don't have to bother with you.

    So endth the rant for the day. icon_razz.gif
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    Aug 22, 2009 10:08 PM GMT
    One of the best rants todayicon_biggrin.gif Hell, it is THE BEST rant of the day!
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    Aug 22, 2009 10:36 PM GMT
    Here's my rant: I friggin' hate gay men who wear el cheapo department store tighty-whiteys. Just because it's called Fruit of the Loom doesn't mean it's proper attire for fussy fruitcakes and fancy fairies. If you shopped for your unmentionables online or in a specialty store like any self-respecting fudge-packer, you'd not be running into middle aged suburban housewives undie-shopping for their flabby husbands or pimply teenage boys. You're supposed to be fabulous, goddammit -- it's one of the birthrights of being a mincing, prancing butt-boy. You wanna be caught dead in the same cheap, generic undergarments as those flabby husbands and pimply teenage boys, or worse, do you want your boyfriend to get all hot and horny, rip your clothes off, and then think he's mistakenly molested his great-grandfather? I don't think so. Stop buying your underwear in the big economy bins at Walmart, and you won't have to bump elbows the the women-folk. *shudder*



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    Eh, but really, is it possible you're worried you might get 'slammed' for that because your post hints of misogyny?