PLEASE FREE TO SING ALONG............lol

  • modi5mind

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    Aug 24, 2009 12:07 AM GMT

    I WILL SURVIVE


    At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
    When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
    But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I
    grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on...
    But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've
    brought me a French fry!
    I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream
    Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans!


    Go on now - go! , Walk out the door,
    Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
    Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
    Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!

    [Chorus]

    I will survive! I will survive!
    Cuz as long as I have batteries,
    My sex life's gonna thrive!
    I will always have good sex,
    With a handful of latex!
    I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

    It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your
    little weiner standing tall and proud!
    But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm
    saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!

    [Chorus]

    I will survive! I will survive!
    Cuz as long as I have batteries,
    My sex life's gonna thrive!
    I will always have good sex,
    With a handful of latex!
    I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!


    DUDES I HOPE YOU CAN HANDLE THIS REMIX

    CAN ANYONE COME UP WITH A BETTER COMEBACK icon_question.gif..........
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    Aug 24, 2009 12:15 AM GMT
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    Aug 24, 2009 12:18 AM GMT
    I know EXACTLY how he feels!
  • calibro

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    Aug 24, 2009 1:40 AM GMT
    lilTanker saidI know EXACTLY how he feels!


    i never said i was 10 inches icon_redface.gif
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    Aug 24, 2009 1:49 AM GMT
    calibro said
    lilTanker saidI know EXACTLY how he feels!


    i never said i was 10 inches icon_redface.gif

    HAHAHA you don't need to be with what I'm gonna do to you!!!!!! icon_twisted.gif
  • Thirdbeach

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    Aug 24, 2009 2:21 AM GMT
    That song is gonna run in my head all night.

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    Aug 24, 2009 2:22 AM GMT
    Lol. You're pretty good at this.
  • calibro

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    Aug 24, 2009 2:51 AM GMT
    lilTanker said
    calibro said
    lilTanker saidI know EXACTLY how he feels!


    i never said i was 10 inches icon_redface.gif

    HAHAHA you don't need to be with what I'm gonna do to you!!!!!! icon_twisted.gif


    dare i ask what that is gonna be?
  • modi5mind

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    Aug 24, 2009 3:05 AM GMT
    calibro said
    lilTanker said
    calibro said
    lilTanker saidI know EXACTLY how he feels!


    i never said i was 10 inches icon_redface.gif

    HAHAHA you don't need to be with what I'm gonna do to you!!!!!! icon_twisted.gif


    dare i ask what that is gonna be?



    A FAIR QUESTION...............
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    Aug 24, 2009 3:27 AM GMT
    calibro said
    lilTanker said
    calibro said
    lilTanker saidI know EXACTLY how he feels!


    i never said i was 10 inches icon_redface.gif

    HAHAHA you don't need to be with what I'm gonna do to you!!!!!! icon_twisted.gif


    dare i ask what that is gonna be?


    whatever it is . . . ill join in icon_biggrin.gif
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    Aug 24, 2009 3:49 AM GMT
    I think I just found heaven icon_biggrin.gif
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    Aug 24, 2009 3:54 AM GMT
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  • modi5mind

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    Aug 24, 2009 4:40 AM GMT
    Aren't you a lucky bitch....................icon_evil.gif
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    Dec 11, 2009 8:14 PM GMT
    emsquare86 saidLol. You're pretty good at this.


    I'm pretty sure you didn't have this problem with me.
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    Dec 11, 2009 8:19 PM GMT
    Hm, although I generally dislike 're-makes', this version of the song isn't all that bad: