Oh my god, someone finally said that what I've wanted to hear for years, how Disney pumps out blonde tween after blonde tween. Here's how they all go.
Do While Disney is in control and Tween <19
1. New Blonde Tween, all the kids adore her! She sings, dances, wears lip gloss, and is a great role model. Buy her lunchbox and figurine!
2. Uh-oh, Blonde Tween did something a little risque in that video. Moms get angry, news writes about it.
3. Uh-oh, uh-oh. Blonde tween discovers she has boobs, flaunts them in new video, crawls on ground like a girl in heat.
4. Blonde Tween becomes nasty girl. Is her career over. NO, we just have to hear about her drug addiction, rehab, and sllllllow downfall for decades!