This is from "Family Guy": Bonnie: Somebody save him, he can't swim! Peter: Oh, he's not even kicking. Kick Joe, kick! Lois: Peter, he's a paraplegic! Peter: That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick Joe, kick!
And also the classic: Peter (after Lois tells him he's childish): "If I'm a child, you know what that makes you? A pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and be lectured by a pervert."