How to Attract Men....The old school way!

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    Aug 27, 2009 6:02 AM GMT
    Having trouble finding men? Let these old school divas show you how icon_wink.gif





  • dmhe

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    Aug 27, 2009 7:38 PM GMT
    Hysterical, I love the idea of carrying a small stuffed animal to attract a man.
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    Aug 27, 2009 7:57 PM GMT
    silkrock saidHaving trouble finding men? Let these old school divas show you how icon_wink.gif







    This is good stuff, although, learning about sports would do no good for gay men. In that case, we need to learn to love all of Mariah Carey, Madonna, and Britney Spears songs, including the club remixed versions and keep up to date on designers like givenchy, dolce and gabanna, and yves saint laurent.

    In the gay world, spilling a drink on a gay guy is not a good thing, it might mean that you are drunk.

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    Aug 27, 2009 8:40 PM GMT
    Some years back while visiting Tampa I went to a bar with a local guy who was just a friend. He was all hot & bothered {local saying} about a guy in a 2 piece suit that he thought was the cat's meow {another local saying} After hearing him talk all night about the Suit, I kept telling him to go over and talk to him. He claimed he was too shy. As it happened, Suit was standing right behind him at the bar, so I shoved my friend into him "accidentally" and them he HAD to talk to him! LOL..It worked. They were together 2 years. icon_wink.gif
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    Aug 27, 2009 8:58 PM GMT


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    Love it! I'm getting my stuffed animal today!
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    Aug 27, 2009 9:20 PM GMT
    Everything is Terrible is absolutely wonderful. The video they edited together of Angela Lansbury masturbating was positively transcendental.
  • swimbikerun

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    Aug 27, 2009 9:44 PM GMT
    Wow, well I guess I'm just a regular guy as I tend to get shy too.
    My asshole gets really tight when the camera zooms in. Go figure!
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    Aug 27, 2009 9:44 PM GMT
    Haha, Jesus Christ
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    Aug 27, 2009 9:54 PM GMT
    with that complexion and her blond hair, ugh, that powder blue suit just looks terrible on her!
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    Aug 27, 2009 10:05 PM GMT
    I find a simple and straight forward

    "wanna fuck?"

    Works better than spilling things on him on purpose or carrying a stuffed animal around as a conversation piece icon_biggrin.gif
  • MSUBioNerd

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    Aug 27, 2009 10:08 PM GMT
    I love how she says "Staring the most powerful and direct way to let a man know you're interested."

    As opposed to, say, going up to him and saying "I'm interested"
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    Aug 27, 2009 10:12 PM GMT
    Men are technically usually suppose to make the first move..

    Women, despite what they say, prefer to be hunted dear.. just like most gay men.. it's all very sad!
  • MSUBioNerd

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    Aug 27, 2009 10:13 PM GMT
    Meh. If a guy doesn't have the maturity to express interest when he's interested, and to risk rejection (and handle it properly), he's really not mature enough to be dating in the first place.
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    Aug 27, 2009 10:26 PM GMT
    So walking up to a guy I find attractive and asking if he wants to sit on it is passe now? icon_eek.gif *Studys video*

    Personally, I respond to confidence. I like a guy who can come up and talk to me.

    My other problem is if i ever go out with one of my girl friends, especially to a gay bar, people immediately assume she is my girlfriend....at this point her and I play along. I got sick of saying, "No, I suck dick too". icon_rolleyes.gif

    Though on the other end of the spectrum, I have an attraction to very attractive guys, well defined, etc. Alot of times I get bashful. Intimidated. But I usually end up getting to the point where I realize I have nothing to lose by just talking to them. Taking that thought process eases my anxiety about the situation and I go for it. Cant say its gotten me great relationships, but it has earned me some awesome friendships, and I also have several exciting nights to remember. icon_lol.gif
  • SirEllingtonB...

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    Aug 27, 2009 10:34 PM GMT
    I walked hand in hand with Theodore around JFK and all we got were mothers and babies smiling at us. He is the WORST wing man EVER. icon_mad.gif
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  • GQjock

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    Aug 27, 2009 10:39 PM GMT
    Love those shoulder pads icon_cool.gif

    Stuffed animals huh?
    I've seen alot of stuffed jeans in my time but no stuffed animals icon_wink.gif
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    Aug 27, 2009 10:47 PM GMT
    i like the suggestion to be fake and learn about things you don't care about to reel em in.
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    Aug 28, 2009 3:04 AM GMT
    SPORTS, SCHMORTS! Grab his crotch and work it...simple, easy, and repeatable...if, you're lucky, la-dees!icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Aug 28, 2009 3:47 AM GMT
    This is fabulous! I'm emailing the link out to all the spinsters I know.
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    Aug 28, 2009 3:50 AM GMT
    lilTanker saidMen are technically usually suppose to make the first move..

    Women, despite what they say, prefer to be hunted dear.. just like most gay men.. it's all very sad!

    Maybe that's whats wrong with my sex life... I prefer to hunt than be hunted...
  • jslifting

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    Aug 28, 2009 3:56 AM GMT
    Ha! Great Stuff.. I feel like I have learned so much.
    (BTW.. diggen the shoulder pads. Makes her look like a BEAST! :lolicon_smile.gif lol
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    Aug 28, 2009 4:39 AM GMT
    i don't suffer from shyness. i have stuffed animals, and my should pads are as big as the next 80's diva... so why can't i find a man? walking around butt ass naked doesn't seem to attract them either. oh well. where's my dallas dvd's and that pint of ice cream?
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    Aug 28, 2009 4:54 AM GMT
    muscleminded said
    lilTanker saidMen are technically usually suppose to make the first move..

    Women, despite what they say, prefer to be hunted dear.. just like most gay men.. it's all very sad!

    Maybe that's whats wrong with my sex life... I prefer to hunt than be hunted...
    oooers come hunt over here, I'm sure someone somewhere around here might be able to fix that sex life problem *twiddles thumbs and tries to look innocent* icon_twisted.gif
  • cowboyathlete

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    Aug 28, 2009 4:54 AM GMT
    Geez, with a horribly bland dress, no wonder she cannot get a man.
  • Celticmusl

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    Aug 28, 2009 5:57 AM GMT
    Sadly, most of the Rules Of Dating that I've acquired over the years all come from the TV show KATE & ALLIE. I noticed that when I started watching the reruns playing on Lifetime(the gay network that says it's for women).

    Case in point: How long can you continue dating two guys at the same time? Answer: 3 weeks, by then you should know which one suits you best, and you should have a firm but caring talk with the runner up over some General Foods International coffee. Make mine swiss mocha please!