New Health Care Reform - The real thing

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    Aug 28, 2009 10:43 PM GMT
    New Healthcare Reform

    The Amer ican Medical Association has weighed in on the new Healthcare Reform Proposals:

    The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

    The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

    The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception. Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

    The Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'

    The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

    Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter.."

    The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

    The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

    In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington.

    And there you have it folks, this is how we ended up where we are today! Wouldn't you know!
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    Aug 29, 2009 4:08 AM GMT
    Very funny. LOL.
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    Aug 29, 2009 4:27 AM GMT
    It is sum *DUMB FOLK* out here...every individual needs healthcare, am not sure why anyone in their right mind would not want anyone to have medical & dental...makes absolutely NO SENSE, and it's just wrongicon_exclaim.gificon_twisted.gif
  • cowboyathlete

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    Aug 29, 2009 4:58 AM GMT
    LMAO this is brilliant!
  • calibro

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    Aug 29, 2009 3:48 PM GMT
    masculine31 saidIt is sum *DUMB FOLK* out here...every individual needs healthcare, am not sure why anyone in their right mind would not want anyone to have medical & dental...makes absolutely NO SENSE, and it's just wrongicon_exclaim.gificon_twisted.gif


    i would refrain from calling people dumb when it just makes you look utterly stupid. his post was a long list of puns... i.e., dermatologists study skin, so he made the joke about a rash. could you seriously not understand that? icon_rolleyes.gif
  • upsguy68

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    Aug 29, 2009 4:19 PM GMT
    icon_lol.gif Funny Stuff icon_lol.gif