Am Out of office, so this message should help you............

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    Aug 29, 2009 12:53 PM GMT
    Here are some funny out of message email auto-responses. Hope everynody enjos them:

    1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail
    to get the position.

    2: I’m not really out of the office. I’m just ignoring you.

    3: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the
    office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.

    4: Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain
    removed so that I may be promoted to management.

    5: Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 or
    the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

    6: The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is
    unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try
    sending again.’ (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see
    how many individuals did this over and over).

    7: Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system.
    You are currently in 452nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in
    approximately 19 weeks.

    8: Hi,I’m thinking about what you’ve just sent me. Please wait by you PC
    for my response.

    9: Hi! I’m busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don’t bother to
    leave me any messages.

    10: I’ve run away to join a different circus.

    AND, FINALLY, THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE:

    I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons.
    When I return, please refer to me as ‘Loretta’ instead of ‘Steve’

    Got an email from a friend and felt like sharing it with guys here.
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    Aug 29, 2009 4:43 PM GMT
    Loretta, Executive Meeting 9 AM tomorrow on our corporate image and your recent actions. YOU must attend. Possible termination and disownment (yours). RSVP

    Love Mum
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    Aug 29, 2009 5:36 PM GMT
    Sedative saidLoretta, Executive Meeting 9 AM tomorrow on our corporate image and your recent actions. YOU must attend. Possible termination and disownment (yours). RSVP

    Love Mum


    Loretta is in big trouble, but also if she is looking hot, boss might reconsider terminatioon.......